word list Prompt #235 - Word List

[comicfan]

Use the following words in a story – lost love letter, a man’s watch, one red shoe, a slice of pizza, and a banana peel.

 

[joann414]

Never a Dull Moment

 

"I am so glad you finally got here.  You took forever."  Jo Ann said as she took a slice of pizza out of the box that KC put on the table.

 

KC watched her eat the pizza and drink her beer as she read the piece of paper in her hand.  "What are you reading anyway?  You shouldn't eat while you are reading.  Dr. Oz says you eat more when you're reading or watching television.

 

Jo Ann looked over the piece of paper and said, "Dr. Oz says it isn't good for your back to wear stilettos either.  You have at least forty pair. By the way, you left this last weekend.  I didn't see the other one."  She held up one red shoe.  "I found it underneath the table which told me you probably took if off to rub your foot all over that nasty looking guy you picked up at the porn store last Saturday.  I disinfected the whole house after he finally left.  You know he stole some things.  I found a banana peel in the bathroom.  He had stolen it out of the fruit bowl in the kitchen and went in there to eat it.  You should be more careful who you bring home with you.  When Cassie and I told you that you could stay here while they repaired your kitchen after you caught it on fire, we didn't expect a different man every weekend.  Of course it has been pretty entertaining at times."

 

"Don't even go there Jo Ann.  You and Cassie won't ever let me live that down will you?"  KC flopped down on the couch and turned the channel.

 

Dusting the pizza crumbs onto her napkin, Jo Ann got up and sat down beside him.  "That was pretty damn funny though.  You spent two hours in that bar trying to pick the guy up.  Then we all come home, you find out he is straight and thought you really were a woman.  I've told you about wearing that girdle under those tight dresses.  It makes your ass look like a female's ass."  Jo Ann laughed just thinking about it.

 

"Can we talk about something besides my mistakes?  I get tired of being your entertainment."  KC replied tiredly.  "I had on a man's watch that night.  He should have noticed that."

 

"Women wear men's watches all the time KC.  But, men don't wear tight black cocktail dresses, silver stilettos, and black netted hose to a straight bar."  Jo Ann snickered again.

 

KC turned and looked at Joann, scowling when she burst out laughing.  "Who names a straight bar 'The Purple Pub'?  Also, it had a rainbow painted on the outside wall."

 

"You're almost forty-years old.  You should know by now not to assume anything, especially when you plan on going dressed as a female.  It has landed you in some pretty awkward situations.  Remember when you saw one of your co-workers at the grocery store and you didn't even try to hide, thinking he would not recognize you.  He circulated that picture on his cell phone all over your workplace and shared it on your fb photos.  You had quite a backlash from that one pic."  Jo Ann replied.

 

"You never did tell me what you were reading."  KC said, hoping to change the subject.

 

Looking innocently at KC, Jo Ann said.  "It looks like a lost love letter.  I found it in the drive when I got home this evening.  I know it does not belong to me or Cassie."

 

KC jumped up and ran to the table but Jo Ann pulled the letter from behind her.   Seeing the piece of paper, KC tried to jerk it out of her hand.  She just laughed and opened the piece of paper before clearing her throat dramatically and started reading it aloud.

 

Dear KC, my little sexy munchkin,

 

You have no idea how much I enjoyed our night together.  Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine what a great time I was in for when you picked me up at the library.  It's easy to get picked up when you are browsing gay porn.  You looked so hot in your tight denim skirt, skinny red tee, and red heels.  I get hard just thinking about it..

My fuzzy purple handcuffs are calling your name.  They will never be the same.  I can still see you handcuffed to my bed, begging for more of my feathered whip on your beautiful ass.  I have to admire you for your limberness.  Who knew anyone could put their foot behind their head while wearing a red stiletto.

By the way,  I left your one shoe with this letter.  I'm sorry you broke your other one while I was chasing you through the house in just them and your purple bra.  It is making my body hum just thinking of you flopping as you ran. 

It took me hours the next day to clean all the whipped cream and chocolate syrup off the walls and bed.  You are a real tiger when you get turned on.  I thought you were going to explode when I used the chocolate syrup on your back door.  That was the best meal I had in awhile.

Looking forward to seeing you again soon.  I am in the library every other weekend.  That is when my wife is out of town.

 

You're the best KC.  Wear the same outfit and I will go buy new shoes for you.  After all, it was worth that much and more.

 

Kisses and chocolate syrup

 

Big Luke

 

Jo Ann looked at KC when she finished reading and fell out laughing at the expression on his face.

 

"The son of a bitch was married!  He is a sick pervert and you lied about the shoe."  KC shouted.

 

"Says the one who let Big Luke handcuff them with fuzzy hand cuffs and chase them through the house in stilettos."  Jo Ann dodged when KC swatted at her with the remote.

[K.C.]

Haha The crazy things you come up with are priceless!  My hubby has a GA account but doesn't get on often but last week he asked about the pink flipp-flops.  I can't wait until he reads this....He might get some fun ideas

[Slytherin]

Jo Ann, Jo Ann, Jo Ann !!  Poor KC

[Mann Ramblings]

At some point KC will retaliate... can't wait.

 

LMAO