Text Whore Confessions

[Tiger]

I'm Tiger, and I am a text whore.

[MikeL]

I'm Tiger, and I am a text whore.

I'm Mike, and Tim is a text whore.

[Arpeggio]

It's okay Tiger, we're here for you.

[Tarin]

My name is Tarin and I'm Tiger's text pimp.

[Arpeggio]

Fine, I admit it. I have a texting problem.

[Tiger]

My name is Tarin and I'm Tiger's text pimp.

You say this just before sending me some text messages.

 

Fine, I admit it. I have a texting problem.

Hehe, it's only a problem if there's no one to text or if someone's borrowed your phone.

[Tarin]

You say this just before sending me some text messages.

[Toast]

I have never texted. So I am still a virgin. Why are all of you looking at me with leaherous fingers? Does posting count as texting?

[Tiger]

I have never texted. So I am still a virgin. Why are all of you looking at me with leaherous fingers? Does posting count as texting?

No, posting doesn't count. You are a post whore though. I wouldn't know anything about post whoring.

[Toast]

No, posting doesn't count. You are a post whore though. I wouldn't know anything about post whoring.

 

 

So I like you guys, and I am proud of my tail. I like to show it off. If I could ask you to lunch I would.

[Nephylim]

*nervously raises hand* My name is Nephylim and I am a whore... oops text whore

[Prince Duchess]

Yeah im a text whore does this mean i need to stop texting.

[Tiger]

Yeah im a text whore does this mean i need to stop texting.

Nah, it means you should text me.

[thatboyChase]

I'm Chase and I'm a whore and I text.

[Linxe Termoil]

I'm a Linxe, I'm a text whore, and I like texting Chase at 4 in the morning when i may or may not be inebriated.

[Lugh]

Lugh stops at the zoo and looks at the whore exhibit. Text and post in the same cage... it's scary. He is glad he is not in there.

[Rizan]

I like to think of myself more as a text enthusiast...

 

....ok ok ok

 

Hi, my name is Paul and I'm a text whore, I've been text free for 20 seconds

[Prince Duchess]

*deep voice* Hi PAUL!

[Tiger]

I like to think of myself more as a text enthusiast...

 

....ok ok ok

 

Hi, my name is Paul and I'm a text whore, I've been text free for 20 seconds

Don't you feel better now?

[Cia]

LOL, I am NOT a text whore..Can't stand it really....

 

However....shameful downward gaze...I am a chat whore...

 

Can't go without it...need it several times a day....skin gets itchy with just a few hours break....

 

Think I can join your support group anyway??

[Nephylim]

LOL, I am NOT a text whore..Can't stand it really....

 

However....shameful downward gaze...I am a chat whore...

 

Can't go without it...need it several times a day....skin gets itchy with just a few hours break....

 

Think I can join your support group anyway??

 

 

Tell you what... we'll chat about it I'll text you

[Kurt]

Yeah, I text. So what?

[Tim the Traveller]

I work nights and text people all night long. It's fun to wake people up and have conversations with them at 2am---people say some things they dont always mean too when they are half asleep hehehehee

[Tim the Traveller]

I'm Tiger, and I am a text whore.

 

 

Yes, Yes you are

[abbillion]

If I admit I'm a text whore can I keep my phone? Pwetty pwease?