thatboyChase Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 wanted for murder, his looks can kill Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 wanted for murder, his looks can kill Back at you, bro! Link to comment
Camilo Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Oh easy, here's what happened: Little Johnny (das u) was walking blissfully down the street when he saw a poster advertising a clearance sale and it said "Love Boutique Sale! Half off all love machines!" and little Johnny was giddy with excitement. Old Frankie had been with him through good and bad times, but he was starting to lose his "stamina", so little Johnny thought that this was great; he could by a new "playmate" So skipping along went Johnny and, quick like a bunny, he got to the love boutique. He marveled at isles of willing playmates and gasped as he found what he was looking for. It had to be the most beautiful playmate he had ever seen, long and thick, with healthy pink hue. Little Johnny just had to have him for himself. So he checked for the price, although little Johnny knew no one could put a price on the happy nights that they would spend together. It was $200 dollars. So little Johnny checked his wallet and to his dismay, he had but $50 dollars. He sighed deeply and looked around; not even with the sale could he buy his playmate's ticket out of the Love Boutique. Something inside little Johnny prevented him from abandoning this new-found pal, so, on an impulse that seemed to come from deep within his groin, little Johnny grabbed his future BFF and stashed him inside his coat pocket. Discreetly he tried to exit the store, smiling and giggling as he left, but as soon as he reached the exit, alarms sounded. A security guard walked towards little Johnny, but little Johnny, petrified of the punishment he would receive, ran out of the store. Unbeknownst to him, there was a law enforcement agent idling outside the Love Boutique and at the sight of a boy running out of, as he himself refers to it, the place for "sexual deviants" he became alarmed. He chased little Johnny and threw him into this police car. He took little Johnny down to the station and charged him for robbery. When his beloved parents came to pick him up, they were shock as they read his crime: "Arrested for stealing sex toys from the Love Boutique" Link to comment
Prince Duchess Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Disturbing The Peace Link to comment
Former Member Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Possession of illegal substances and use of same Link to comment
KJames Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Impersonating a cleric for purposes of abusing a position of trust and authority over minors. (Now I'm shuddering to think of what others will think of me...) Link to comment
Prince Duchess Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Impersonating a cleric for purposes of abusing a position of trust and authority over minors. (Now I'm shuddering to think of what others will think of me...) Assault with a deadly weapon Link to comment
KJames Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) Assault with a deadly weapon Oh really?!? I wouldn't hurt a...anyone...but I won't finish the other statement, I don't like flies... Sexual assault. (but hard to prove if you can't rape the willing) Edited November 25, 2009 by kjames Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Insect Abuse. The bugs are out to get you buddy! And OMG Camilo, 'Little Johnny' me sounds so desperate! All THAT for a...'doll'? Perhaps you should buy me one for Christmas to make sure I don't end up behind bars again. Or if you feel up to it, show up at my doorstep. I'd be guilty of more than just theft...*wink* *wink* Link to comment
abbillion Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 You'd be arrested for killing my vampiric bloodsucking lover. I'm right aren't I???? Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 That's freakish, you read my mind... You'd be arrested for breaking and entering people's heads! Link to comment
abbillion Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Damn I'm good. Can I start my own detective agency hubby??? Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Sure, would you call it Angel Investigations? Of course, to do that you'd have to get arrested again. You know, for breaking out of prison...lol Link to comment
abbillion Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 You'd turn the cops on your own husband!? *GASP* The father of C and D?? I never should have said yes. I blame vodka and your great body.... Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 *GASP* So I'm just a fling now? Fine! I'm gonna go knock the sparkles out of Edward and we can spend the rest of our lives in prison. For better or for worse, right? Link to comment
Tarin Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 For veering off the road, failing to return to it, and wrecking the car. Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 For dressing up as a deer and causing me to wreck the car. Link to comment
abbillion Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 For wrecking MY Aston Martin DBS Volante ON purpose! Link to comment
Prince Duchess Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Oh really?!? Link to comment
Tarin Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Trespassing on government property. Link to comment
Benji Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Trespassing on government property. ..............Indecent exposure!! Link to comment
Toast Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Fishing without a license. Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Indecent Exposure (Since flashing seems to be popular among the cool kids these days. Almost everyone who has posted here has been arrested for it...lol) Link to comment
Tarin Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Leaving the scene of an accident. Link to comment
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Murdering a cow and framing a vegetarian. Link to comment
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