If you saw the person above you in a police car...

[Tarin]

Cows taste good, what can I say?

 

Impersonating a public official.

 

 

[Nephylim]

Cows taste good, what can I say?

 

Impersonating a public official.

 

 

 

 

I very much hope that cow you ate wasn't a certain friendly GA bovine... if it was then you all know what I am going to be in the cop car for.... you better run Tarin.

[Boy In Doubt]

Arrested for assaulting Tarin and framing a cow. A different one, of course, since Tarin ate the first.

[Dargon]

Arrested for assaulting Tarin and framing a cow. A different one, of course, since Tarin ate the first.

 

 

Easy one! Adultery (with me of course ).

[Nephylim]

Adultery isn't a crime..... .... Indecent exposure and inciting an affray (everyone fighting with each other to get a good look )

[Johnathan Colourfield]

Obviously for biting someone who looked like a lost lover

 

 

 

 

(be kind to me xD)

 

 

[Boy In Doubt]

For possessing someone (since you're a ghost) and making them do naughty things to others.

[tomon]

Doubting that the person trying to speak to him was a police officer.

[Camilo]

for wearing plaid and stripes, silly boy :-}

[Boy In Doubt]

For attacking someone's fashion choice.

[KJames]

For interfering with the Fashion Police.

[Toast]

For interfering with the Fashion Police.

 

 

Double dipping candy.

[Boy In Doubt]

Speedophilia (The obsession with men in speedos, which a lot of us in the 'Last Post Wins' thread are guilty of...lol)

[KJames]

Double dipping candy.

 

Double dipping the chocolates is almost a requirement, otherwise the chocolate shell is too thin to hold the filling in.

 

Speedophilia isn't a crime, yet...of course, if they only knew what we think about when we see hot hunks in speedos we'd have to deal with 'thought police'...(Holy George Orwell, Batman!)

 

Making up false criminal codes...

Edited November 29, 2009 by kjames

[Boy In Doubt]

Kidnapping Batman and stealing Catwoman's whip to....umm, 'do stuff'.

[Dargon]

Whipping your towel at my speedo-clad ass in the boys locker room

[Boy In Doubt]

Stealing my heart and being naughty (which is why I had to whip you in the first place).

[Dargon]

I only stole your heart and got naughty because you kept checking me out in the showers...

 

Arrested for being a peeping-tom (I'm not sure that's how you write it...)

[KJames]

Bailing out the previous poster with Counterfeit currency.

 

 

 

[Boy In Doubt]

Driving while high on chocolate.

[KJames]

Driving while high on chocolate.

 

I do lots of things while on a chocolate high...driving is the least of them...

 

Deep Fried a turkey tonight for dinner...tomorrow morning is going to start more chocolate dipping...the 150 pieces for today were pre-empted with planning the turkey dinner.

 

You're just: Posting while high.

[Rizan]

murdering someone for not writing a new chapter fast enough O.o

[KJames]

murdering someone for not writing a new chapter fast enough O.o

 

I knew someone would finally wise up and nail me for that one! I was wondering more, how long it would actually take! Care to help?

 

Accessory to murder--since they weren't writing fast enough, the murder was creative, they were 'pressed'...in a printing house.

[Tarin]

Arson.

[KJames]

Arson.

 

Sorry, no. I don't like smoke...

 

Setting off incendiary devices.