Tarin Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Cows taste good, what can I say? Impersonating a public official.
Nephylim Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Cows taste good, what can I say? Impersonating a public official. I very much hope that cow you ate wasn't a certain friendly GA bovine... if it was then you all know what I am going to be in the cop car for.... you better run Tarin.
Boy In Doubt Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Arrested for assaulting Tarin and framing a cow. A different one, of course, since Tarin ate the first.
Dargon Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Arrested for assaulting Tarin and framing a cow. A different one, of course, since Tarin ate the first. Easy one! Adultery (with me of course ).
Nephylim Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Adultery isn't a crime..... .... Indecent exposure and inciting an affray (everyone fighting with each other to get a good look )
Johnathan Colourfield Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Obviously for biting someone who looked like a lost lover (be kind to me xD)
Boy In Doubt Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 For possessing someone (since you're a ghost) and making them do naughty things to others.
tomon Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Doubting that the person trying to speak to him was a police officer.
Camilo Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 for wearing plaid and stripes, silly boy :-}
Boy In Doubt Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 For attacking someone's fashion choice.
Toast Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 For interfering with the Fashion Police. Double dipping candy.
Boy In Doubt Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Speedophilia (The obsession with men in speedos, which a lot of us in the 'Last Post Wins' thread are guilty of...lol)
KJames Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Double dipping candy. Double dipping the chocolates is almost a requirement, otherwise the chocolate shell is too thin to hold the filling in. Speedophilia isn't a crime, yet...of course, if they only knew what we think about when we see hot hunks in speedos we'd have to deal with 'thought police'...(Holy George Orwell, Batman!) Making up false criminal codes... Edited November 29, 2009 by kjames
Boy In Doubt Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Kidnapping Batman and stealing Catwoman's whip to....umm, 'do stuff'.
Dargon Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Whipping your towel at my speedo-clad ass in the boys locker room
Boy In Doubt Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Stealing my heart and being naughty (which is why I had to whip you in the first place).
Dargon Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 I only stole your heart and got naughty because you kept checking me out in the showers... Arrested for being a peeping-tom (I'm not sure that's how you write it...)
KJames Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Bailing out the previous poster with Counterfeit currency.
KJames Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Driving while high on chocolate. I do lots of things while on a chocolate high...driving is the least of them... Deep Fried a turkey tonight for dinner...tomorrow morning is going to start more chocolate dipping...the 150 pieces for today were pre-empted with planning the turkey dinner. You're just: Posting while high.
Rizan Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 murdering someone for not writing a new chapter fast enough O.o
KJames Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 murdering someone for not writing a new chapter fast enough O.o I knew someone would finally wise up and nail me for that one! I was wondering more, how long it would actually take! Care to help? Accessory to murder--since they weren't writing fast enough, the murder was creative, they were 'pressed'...in a printing house.
KJames Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Arson. Sorry, no. I don't like smoke... Setting off incendiary devices.
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