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Public urination in said coffee cup

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Assault and battery on my brain with to many big words

 

You, who are still attending college, overrun by too many big words? Amazing. Cute, but amazing.

 

And Wildone: So now you're inciting people to urinate in coffee cups?

 

Purposefully reusing a coffee cup which had previously been used for urinary purposes. (EEEEWWWW!)

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For being funnier than the law allows.

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Hrm.

 

Spitting in someone's chocolate candy for revenge.

I never sabotage my culinary work.

 

Assault with 4-inch Manolo Blahnik heels.

 

Who, in their right mind would wear 4-inch heels from anyone!

 

Assault by forcing the wearing of 4-inch heels, causing loss of balance and leg-muscle cramps due to muscle stretching.

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Practicing medicine without a license

 

 

Oh, puhlease...even the members of the AMA are only practicing--when are they ever going to finally figure it out?!?

 

Impersonating a judge.

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Strip Searching my Person mad.gif

 

 

Edit to Add: Without asking first tongue.gif

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Fondling things that DO belong to you, in public...

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For wearing all that yummy leather on Halloween....and not leaving the pictures up!!!

 

 

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Oh, drunk and disorderly..for certain. That and using the "c" word...lmao

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Oh, drunk and disorderly..for certain. That and using the "c" word...lmao

 

 

Oh so definitely for aiding and abetting him in using the 'c' word.thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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For living in California.

You're just jealous because you live in Canada...wait! That's another planet! -- You're imitating an earthling! wink.gif

 

For wearing all that yummy leather on Halloween....and not leaving the pictures up!!!

Who wore scany leather?!? What pictures! Where! I wanna see!!! lmaosmiley.gif

 

For wearing purple?? hehehe biggrin.gif

That's only a crime if you're walking across that university that was founded by Jerry Falwell...

 

Entering another country for the purposes of sexually exploiting the citizens therein.

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Impersonating a cudly kitty

 

I never impersonate a cuddly kitty...I might imitate, but not impersonate...besides, I don't like his brand of cat food...

 

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Imitating art imitating real life.

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