If you saw the person above you in a police car...

[Prince Duchess]

What would you think they were arrested for?

 

 

 

Starting with me

[Boy In Doubt]

Hmmm...I don't want to be mean so I'll just assume you got caught breaking into an abandoned warehouse to party with your friends. Of course, if I did want to be mean, I'd say you were arrested for offering your...'services' for money. And worse, you asked the cop himself cause he was hot!

 

Okay, I feel awful now. *gulp* Be gentle...

[Tiger]

I'm going to say underage drinking/public intoxication/indecent exposure.

[Mark Arbour]

Driving too slow in his Buick.

[Tiger]

Driving too slow in his Buick.

Since when is 80 too slow?

 

I'd have to say that he was caught smoking weed.

[shadowgod]

indecent exposure

[Boy In Doubt]

And you were caught joining him!

[shadowgod]

and you were peeping...

 

what a vicious circle

[Tiger]

Public sex for Steve.

[Prince Duchess]

You were right in the field with him

[Mark Arbour]

I'd have to say that he was caught smoking weed.

 

That would be it.

[Boy In Doubt]

That would be it.

 

You on crack while the other two showed you theirs. Gotta love the irony!

[Tarin]

Failing to yield at a stop sign followed by assaulting a police officer.

[wildone]

Grabbing for the cops zipper when asked to blow for a breathalizer

[Nephylim]

Hmmm.... can't imagine Tarin doing anything bad.... hmmm... unlawful cleanliness....but that's not an offence... hmmm... assault... for poking.

 

Ooops Steve beat me to it.... sooo.... steve would be there for.... libellous comments about goats.

Edited November 24, 2009 by Nephylim

[Dargon]

Hmmm.... can't imagine Tarin doing anything bad.... hmmm... unlawful cleanliness....but that's not an offence... hmmm... assault... for poking.

 

 

 

 

Kidnapping a hot guy and cahining him in the basement against his will for naughty purposes...

[wildone]

Nah, that's a public service .

 

Now, there must be a charge on the books for sucking the blood out of your victims

 

 

[Toast]

Kung Fu fighting in heels.

[Tiger]

Snake f**king

Edited November 24, 2009 by Tiger

[Toast]

Ass Kissing

[Nephylim]

Kidnapping a hot guy and cahining him in the basement against his will for naughty purposes...

 

 

Nah, that's a public service .

 

Now, there must be a charge on the books for sucking the blood out of your victims

 

 

 

Guilty as charged

 

Ass Kissing

 

Awww.... Sam's so sweet I wouldn't believehe had committed any offences... it must be that he was simply assisting the police with their enquiries... enquiring minds need to know.. He'd be reporting back of course.

[Tiger]

Hmmmm... kidnapping a gay guy and f**king him with a strap-on until he has Stockholm syndrome.

[Dargon]

Viciously sodomizing a fellow co-worker who had the unfortunate idea of bending over in his presence

[Tiger]

Videotaping and directing the action.

[Boy In Doubt]

Kidnapping a homophobe, tying them up and forcing them to watch all seasons of Queer as Folk on DVD (that's a lot of episodes...)