What's my line?

[Tristan]

 

Here's mine. "I wouldn't be afraid of death if I was you. I'd be more afraid of driving in rush hour traffic."

 

I think that's from Fried Green Tomatoes,

 

Mine is "Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."

Just watched this movie last night and thought it was brilliant