Revamp your Writing!

[Kavrik]

Are you struggling to be “interesting”? Are you trying to be “cool” with your “words” and just, “FAILING”? Are you also perhaps, “FLAILING”? Are you dying to find the magical words that will fix your MS and land you a massive 10-book deal with the kind of advance your great-grandchildren could live on? ARE YOU??

If you are, DON’T WORRY! All you have to do is incorporate these 8 key words into your manuscript

 

Sexy. PUNCTUATE EVERYTHING WITH THIS ADJECTIVE. It automatically makes EVERYTHING much cooler and more interesting.

 

• “Sexy Pepto-Bismol.”
• “Sexy squeak of his sneakers.”
• “Sexy celebratory dance.”
• “Sexy bus driver.”

Vampire. Don’t even think about it too much – just throw it into your prose super casual-like. What? Vampire? You are all over it BUT PRETEND YOU DON’T CARE.

 

• “Look, a vampire shaped Oreo!”
• “Wow I am so tired I’m seeing vampires!”
• “You’re so pale you could be a vampire, Shelly!”
• “You silly little leech, you ain’t nothing but a vampire!”

Sparkle. Not to be confused with sprinkle or glitter. LET’S GET THIS ONE RIGHT, PEOPLE.

 

• “OMG THAT RAINBOW TOTALLY SPARKLES!”
• “Thanks to this new powder foundation, my skin sparkles in the sun!”
• “You just don’t have the right kind of sparkle to make it in this industry.”
• “SPARKLE CUPCAKES!”

Forbidden. Make it forbidden, AND THEY WILL COME.

 

• “I forbid you from ever seeing him again.”
• “Your love is forbidden. You will be killed for your forbidden love.”
• “I LOVE YOU DESPITE THE FORBIDDEN NATURE OF OUR LOVE!”
• “You are forbidden from wearing that outfit in public due to the nature of our forbidden love.”

Understand. All variations are acceptable.

 

• “You don’t understand me.”
• “No one understands us.”
• “Our love cannot be understood.”
• “I don’t understand why you’re doing this to me.”
• “I WISH YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED YOU—”

Sigh. BECAUSE IT’S SO DRAMATIC AND NECESSARY.

 

• “He sighed softly while he was breathing.”
• “We sighed together almost like yawning with synchronicity.”
• “I sighed using my breath.”
• “She sighed breathlessly.”
• “SIGHING WITH SUCH GREAT SORROW.”

Dark. Let’s jump on this bandwagon, SHALL WE? Dark is the perennial BAD BOY. And bad boys WORK.

 

• “His awesome dark awesomeness.”
• “He had dark eyes and a dark demeanor that blended in with the darkness.”
• “Dark was the only way to describe his dark brow – a mysterious darkness clung to his dark aura.”
• “DARK IS SO DANGEROUS.”

Chosen. Because let’s be honest – nothing is special if it’s not SPECIALLY CHOSEN – and being chosen is SUPER SPECIAL INDEED.

 

• “You are of the chosen few.”
• “You are the only one chosen to complete this task.”
• “You have been chosen – your fate is sealed.”
• “We have chosen you from amongst your peers to save our world.”
• “THE CHOSEN ONE.”

Your love is my drug I'm so glad I could help.

[AnytaSunday]

His awesome dark awesomeness

 

 

"hehehe, " she said, her voice a sparkle in the vampiric silence of the room.

[Sara Alva]

“You are forbidden from wearing that outfit in public due to the nature of our forbidden love.”

 

lol. Where do you come up with the ideas for these posts?

Edited January 7, 2011 by KingdombytheSea

[Kavrik]

 

"hehehe, " she said, her voice a sparkle in the vampiric silence of the room.

 

 

For you Anyta XOXO

[Kavrik]

lol. Where do you come up with the ideas for these posts?

 

I've been driven insane by this man:

 

But you know...there's a better question to ask ourselves, and it involves this:

 

There you have it, my dear friend. Who indeed pooped in the park? It's a good question don't you think?

[Sara Alva]

So many children's authors seem to be fascinated with poop . . . well, actually, I think my class would probably love that book.

[Toast]

I've used all these words, of course.

[Nephylim]

I could never understand why dark, sexy vampieres would choose to sparkle; sigh, it should be forbidden

[Kavrik]

I could never understand why dark, sexy vampieres would choose to sparkle; sigh, it should be forbidden

 

Because sparkling dildos sold as merchandise are hot sale items! Sheesh.

 

Google "Edward Cullen dildo" and you'll see what I mean. IF YOU DARE Muahahahahah

[AleMaho]

I laughed so hard at this one too!!!

I loved the "Understand" one!

[AnytaSunday]

I could never understand why dark, sexy vampires would choose to sparkle; sigh, it should be forbidden

 

You ROCK Nephy. That's all 8!!!

 

 

 

 

Thanks Kavrik--That is CUTE as! hehe

[Sara Alva]

I could never understand why dark, sexy vampieres would choose to sparkle; sigh, it should be forbidden

 

 

You ROCK Nephy. That's all 8!!!

 

 

 

 

Thanks Kavrik--That is CUTE as! hehe

 

She even threw in a semicolon! :-P