Last Post Wins #47

[wildone]

Are those stuffed birds with sweaters on?

 

That is cruel and unusual punishment if they are dead or alive

 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

Yeah, well you have no fashion sense.  😛   

[Daddydavek]

...and back to daddy!

[wildone]

And over to me

 

 

[Valkyrie]

 Over you to me!   

[wildone]

Leapfrogs over you to me

 

 

[Valkyrie]

Leapfrog!  How fun!  🐸    

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to daddy!

[TalonRider]

And back to me again.

 

Time to celebrate Hat Day with a pint of Strawberry Ice Cream, which is better than having a glass of Booch.

[rickproehl]

Ok I guess he needs. A real daddy it’s mine

[Valkyrie]

 Back off, interloper!  The shiny is mine!  😛   

[Sweetlion]

Mine, the shiny is!

[wildone]

And away from the not so sweet lion 😛

 

mine

[Valkyrie]

You're just jealous.   

[Daddydavek]

...and back to daddy!

[wildone]

But not for long.... Shouldn't you be the tired Grand Daddy going to bed

 

[Valkyrie]

So should the deposed despot.  😛   

[TalonRider]

As well as you, so I'm going to take the shiny from you.

 

Let's have some Fig Newtons while we celebrate Nothing today.

[Daddydavek]

...and back to the baby sitting grandpa!

[Slytherin]

King LBO  

[Valkyrie]

Yum!  Fig Newtons   I'll nab the shiny so LBO, the deposed despot, DDK, the interloper and all others have nothing!     

[wildone]

Sorry, all, I have some sad news to pass on

 

It appears that Valkyrie, also know as Puffin, Cat, Penguin, Catguin, Pencat and numerous other names, some that the filters will not let be posted here, passed away suddenly about 5 hours ago.

 

According to family and friends, she was found unresponsive in the living room of her house with 10 empty fig newton packages all around her. Paramedics tried valiantly to save her and rushed her to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. Alas, it was too late. She couldn't be revived. Doctors feel that even though she was a puffin, she believed she was a penguin and ate to excess, even for a penguin. Her puffin body could not handle the food intake

 

Family have already claimed all the little toy plastic soldiers lying around her living room with strange names on them, like narwhal, sabres, flames, rubber ducky, and so on. It was like she had a make believe army ready to attack if her altered reality ever became true.

 

The Puffin was a meager puffin, she did not have a lot of valuables to her name. After her family took all the toy soldiers, the house has been condemned, as like a puffin or penguin, fecal material was everywhere around the house . The only thing of value she had, she personally bequeathed to me, the solid gold and decorated diamonds, rubies and other precious gems crown of LPW Land. In her short will, she said if she couldn't rule LPW Land, then there would be no better person in the world than Wildone. There was a notation that no one should be fooled by fake imposters that might try to take her place at GA. The will is available from her lawyers in Northern New York for anyone to view.

 

Since this tragedy has happened, I think I should hold onto the shiny and we should pause LPW for at least a year for mourning. 

 

Please share your condolences below.

 

She will be missed, but not forgotten.

[Valkyrie]

The deposed despot is so threatened by the might of my army and the loyalty of the denizens of LPWland, that he has to make up licentious, libelous drivel passed off as news, when in fact, the only way he can get attention is to call attention to me.  And you left off the most important contingent of my army... the CALGARY Flames  Who are about to launch an all out assault on the deposed despot's igloo using the latest in fruitcake cannon technology.  😛   

[wildone]

8 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

The deposed despot is so threatened by the might of my army and the loyalty of the denizens of LPWland, that he has to make up licentious, libelous drivel passed off as news, when in fact, the only way he can get attention is to call attention to me.  And you left off the most important contingent of my army... the CALGARY Flames  Who are about to launch an all out assault on the deposed despot's igloo using the latest in fruitcake cannon technology.  😛   

 

See, a fake has already appeared! The real puffin would not have pointed out something that was already there

 

 

Surprising to see some fake person try to take my shiny so quickly

 

 

BTW, My Flames take on the Sabres in about 2 hours and 10 mins

 

 

[Sweetlion]

Wow, you guys are dark today, for a couple of seconds I got scared, until I finished reading the posts.

@Valkyrie, better safe than sorry, so go rest. I will keep the shiny and defend it from the Lunatic despot.