CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Marty]

11 minutes ago, clochette said:

twice our fingers touched when he handed me his meat

His meat? Or your meat?

[clochette]

35 minutes ago, Marty said:

His meat? Or your meat?

It was his but now it's mine he had it full on display, how could I resist 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

[clochette]

39 minutes ago, Marty said:

I'm fairly sure it's Merlin...

And I guess he has a magic wand?

[Albert1434]

Italian Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture for More Than $18,000

[Albert1434]

[clochette]

7 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Italian Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture for More Than $18,000

Rich people really are stupid  

[Page Scrawler]

12 minutes ago, clochette said:

Rich people really are stupid  

The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain. 

[Marty]

35 minutes ago, clochette said:

It was his but now it's mine he had it full on display, how could I resist 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain...

[Page Scrawler]

5 minutes ago, Marty said:

The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain...

That's what I just said. 

[clochette]

17 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain. 

Makes me wonder how my brain fits in my skull 🤔

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, dughlas said:

Maybe, they are afterall down under.

 

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

Sacrilege! 

Speaking of meat since I don't go to the big grocery store i don't see sexy butcher anymore but at the smaller one where I go now there's been a new young butcher that not bad on the eyes  and twice our fingers touched when he handed me his meat

That's called pandemic sex.  

[Headstall]

23 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain. 

The bigger the car, the smaller the dick.  

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

That's called pandemic sex.  

 so true! That's the most contact my body had with another one in forever...

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

The bigger the car, the smaller the dick.  

Don't you have a big car? With big tires? 🤔

[Headstall]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Don't you have a big car? With big tires? 🤔

Nope. Small SUV with fancy wheels.   I ain't bragging, but I'm dragging.  

[Marty]

14 minutes ago, Headstall said:

I ain't bragging, but I'm dragging.

A wheelbarrow might be useful...

 

[Marty]

31 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

That's what I just said. 

I know.  

It was so good I thought it needed saying twice.

Edited June 1, 2021 by Marty
typo

[Albert1434]

You all know the story of the  Emperor's New Clothes

"The Emperor's New Clothes" is a literary folktale written by Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, about a vain emperor who gets exposed before his subjects. The tale has been translated into over 100 languages. 

Edited June 1, 2021 by Albert1434

[Albert1434]

And a fool and his money are soon parted

[Albert1434]

SpaceX could launch Starship Mars rocket from ocean platform as soon as 2022

[Marty]

Who needs newspapers when we have Albert?

[Marty]

41 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

And a fool and his money are soon parted

And there's many a slip, twixt cup and lip.

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Italian Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture for More Than $18,000

Gee I'd accept half that for my invisible sculpture... and I'd include a box to keep it in so the new owner wouldn't misplace it.

Edited June 1, 2021 by dughlas

[Page Scrawler]

Just saw this on TV. Can't believe it's been that long...