CoTT 2 House of Cards

[CassieQ]

5 hours ago, clochette said:

Who wouldn't wish for raining men

Rip off the roof and stay in bed.  

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, spike382 said:

If they were a Korean Boy Band, he'd have claimed them before they could even take their clothes off to dance in the rain naked. 

Hey! I've only claimed two Korean boy bands in their entirety! The rest, I merely claimed a majority (usually) of their members.  

Edited June 25, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Mancunian]

48 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Wonder which clause covers the lists of good boys and naughty boys and the receiving of gifts.

 

31 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Clause 7 comes closest.  It deals with trading herd members between Spikey and myself.

Aaahhh, THAT would be the Santa Clause 

[spike382]

20 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hey! I've only claimed two Korean boy bands in their entirety! The rest, I merely claimed a majority (usually) of their members.  

You have an entire spreadsheet of Korean  boy band members.  

[Albert1434]

36 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm not that greedy.  

See he admits he is greedy 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You have an entire spreadsheet of Korean  boy band members.  

Sweetie, had I claimed every member in each boyband listed on that spreadsheet, I'd have a waaay longer list.  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

See he admits he is greedy 

[Albert1434]

Edited June 25, 2023 by Albert1434

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Gorgeous, we know Pagey is a liar. You don't need to tell us.  

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Sweetie, had I claimed every member in each boyband listed on that spreadsheet, I'd have a waaay longer list.

It was long enough... 👀

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Gorgeous, we know Pagey is a liar. You don't need to tell us.  

How did Pagey get brought into this?

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

How did Pagey get brought into this?

He's trying to take away my herd, therefore he is a liar and a fraud.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

It was long enough... 👀

Since I'm an angel, I won't make an innuendo...  

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, CassieQ said:

Rip off the roof and stay in bed.  

Hey, Cassie! 

 

17 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

He's trying to take away my herd, therefore he is a liar and a fraud.  

You clearly violated the agreement. Don't get mad at me for enforcing the sanctions against you. 

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

You clearly violated the agreement.

No, I didn't. Your decision is illegitimate.

[Drew Espinosa]

Oh, and I'm claiming the Swedish singer, Yohio.  

[Albert1434]

Page is right you did

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Albert1434 said:

Page is right you did

No.

[Page Scrawler]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Oh, and I'm claiming the Swedish singer, Yohio.  

Eh. He's pretty, but I was never interested in him. 

I only mentioned him before because I wanted to tease you. 

Edited June 25, 2023 by Page Scrawler

[spike382]

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Oh, and I'm claiming the Swedish singer, Yohio.  

Just imagine this every time I mention a BL we haven't previously talked about.   

[Drew Espinosa]

I'm deploying what I'd like to call the Bertie Defense:

On 12/6/2022 at 10:49 PM, Albert1434 said:

For some reason page you fear fake nukes!

As you can see, Gorgeous made the convincing claim that my nukes are fake. Therefore, if they are fake, I never really nuked the non-SE Asian country of Papua New Guinea. And therefore, there was never any nuclear fall-out that would "harm" life in the region of SE Asia.

In summation, I have never violated the agreement.

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Just imagine this every time I mention a BL we haven't previously talked about.   

Stop being a sore loser.  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

And the "One" (I like sound of that, has a certain singular gravitas lacking in a title like God and Emperor - there could multiples of those but only the "One") was busy adding cute young ginger and blond and brunette plaid lads to his herd today. It was the the first day of Celtic Fling 2023 at the PARENFAIRE and there were kiltings.

Woot!

 

Ode to the "One"

 

The Exalted "One" is doing his thing

Dressing patrons at a Celtic Fling

Wrapping tartans to his heart's content

With the subtle touch of a modern gent

On youths of blond and brown and ginger

Whose swirl of fabric make gazes linger

Consummate is his gift with plaid

As he presents to the world a well-kilted lad

 

 

 

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

14 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I only mentioned him before because I wanted to tease you. 

I still hate you.

[spike382]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm deploying what I'd like to call the Bertie Defense:

As you can see, Gorgeous made the convincing claim that my nukes are fake. Therefore, if they are fake, I never really nuked the non-SE Asian country of Papua New Guinea. And therefore, there was never any nuclear fall-out that would "harm" life in the region of SE Asia.

In summation, I have never violated the agreement.

You are such a fucking lawyer! 

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You are such a fucking lawyer! 

Fine... if I'm a lawyer, I'd be a public defender, because we all know I'd defend the poor and downtrodden.