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[Bucket1]

7 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

You might wonder why I got out the Kings Cake because inside it has a plastic baby bake in it. Who ever gets it has to buy the next piece

So @Thorn Wilde and @Headstall both got it wrong and babies come from Kings Cakes? No vagina required?

[Albert1434]

Oh Bucket your so scary But we can work on it 

Edited February 24, 2019 by Albert1434

[Thorn Wilde]

30 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

So @Thorn Wilde and @Headstall both got it wrong and babies come from Kings Cakes? No vagina required?

Scientists been experimenting with the possibility uterine transplants and IVF for people assigned male at birth. That requires no vagina, though it involves quite a bit of surgery...

[Bucket1]

24 minutes ago, Thorn Wilde said:

Scientists been experimenting with the possibility uterine transplants and IVF for people assigned male at birth. That requires no vagina, though it involves quite a bit of surgery...

Using ectopic pregnancy as a model, it would be possible to have the placenta attach to the mesentry around the intestines and men could carry a baby that way. A nice theory anyway. Delivered by c- section of course. 

[Thorn Wilde]

Just now, Bucket1 said:

Using ectopic pregnancy as a model, it would be possible to have the placenta attach to the mesentry around the intestines and men could carry a baby that way. A nice theory anyway. Delivered by c- section of course. 

Yup. I think they're working on this in Sweden, at Karolinska. 

[Kitt]

14 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Using ectopic pregnancy as a model, it would be possible to have the placenta attach to the mesentry around the intestines and men could carry a baby that way. A nice theory anyway. Delivered by c- section of course. 

Of course, the instance of ectopic pregnancy spontaneously aborting and /or bringing all sorts of complications opens a whole new field of discussion.

 

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

  And if you are going to take up two spots, at least do it in the back of the parking lot, not the front where spots are at a premium.  But it still makes you a douche and also makes it more likely for someone to target your precious dick-mobile.  

 

Now wait a cotton picking minute! Not all of us with large vehicles have "dick mobiles"!

 

I drive an f350 used for my horse transport business because I can't afford to insure extra vehicles.  In most lots lately my truck does not FIT in one slot. I always park out in the boon docks where I can take two slots long as my truck would otherwise block the road if I stop at the line. I keep it to one slot wide, and if a small Car or motorcycle were so inclined they would fit in the left over space of the second slot.

 

Be fair, it is not the size of the vehicle that makes it a dick mobile, it's the lack of courtesy of the driver!

Edited February 24, 2019 by Kitt

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, Kitt said:

Now wait a cotton picking minute! Not all of us with large vehicles have "dick mobiles"!

 

I drive an f350 used for my horse transport business because I can't afford to insure extra vehicles.  In most lots lately my truck does not FIT in one slot. I always park out in the boon docks where I can take two slots long as my truck would otherwise block the road if I stop at the line. I keep it to one slot wide, and if a small Car or motorcycle were so inclined they would fit in the left over space of the second slot.

 

Be fair, it is not the size of the vehicle that makes it a dick mobile, it's the lack of courtesy of the driver!

I never mentioned the size of the vehicle.  This happened to be a truck, but people with BMWs or Mercedes or Jags do the same thing.  And this person was NOT in the back of the lot and didn't need to take up two spaces.  I've parked trucks with horse trailers in the back of grocery store parking lots too.  That's a completely different scenario from what I described.  Legitimately taking up two spaces because the vehicle doesn't fit into one is completely understandable.  

[Page Scrawler]

6 hours ago, clochette said:

I read that as "I like to shell my nuts" not awake enough

 Hey, Clo. 

 

3 hours ago, Headstall said:

Howling winds and rain. Happy Sunday, all! 

Hey, Gary.   

 

3 hours ago, Thorn Wilde said:

OMG, it's so misty here! Hope people aren't driving in this, can't see anything out there.

Morning, Thorn.   

[Albert1434]

Aloha Sexy Randy 

[Albert1434]

35 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Using ectopic pregnancy as a model, it would be possible to have the placenta attach to the mesentry around the intestines and men could carry a baby that way. A nice theory anyway. Delivered by c- section of course. 

So Bucket are you telling us this because you want to be pregnant 

[Page Scrawler]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

got up early and went grocery shopping ahead of the storm.

Morning, Val. 

 

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha All you fun people 

Hey, Albert.     

 

3 hours ago, Headstall said:

Vaginas are to grow babies in.    

Pretty sure babies are grown in Fallopian tubes. 

[Albert1434]

Aloha Page and good day to you 

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Albert1434 said:

You might wonder why I got out the Kings Cake because inside it has a plastic baby bake in it. Who ever gets it has to buy the next piece

Like the Galette des rois. It's not a baby anymore but a figurine. And we say the same thing about whoever get it buy the next one. That's why we eat galette almost every weekend all through January!

[Page Scrawler]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Hello young Albert

Hey, Buckie.   

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Like the Galette des rois. It's not a baby anymore but a figurine. And we say the same thing about whoever get it buy the next one. That's why we eat galette almost every weekend all through January!

That because King Cake is a French thing so no surprise there 

[Page Scrawler]

14 minutes ago, Randy Wade said:

Hi All.  

Hey, Randy.     

[Albert1434]

2 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

That because King Cake is a French thing so no surprise there 

It quite old if I had to guess it was from the 1600's

[Thorn Wilde]

23 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I never mentioned the size of the vehicle.  This happened to be a truck, but people with BMWs or Mercedes or Jags do the same thing.  And this person was NOT in the back of the lot and didn't need to take up two spaces.  I've parked trucks with horse trailers in the back of grocery store parking lots too.  That's a completely different scenario from what I described.  Legitimately taking up two spaces because the vehicle doesn't fit into one is completely understandable.  

People are assholes. 

 

16 minutes ago, Randy Wade said:

Hi All.  

Hi, Randy!  Hope you're well.  

 

15 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

 Hey, Clo. 

 

Hey, Gary.   

 

Morning, Thorn.   

Hey, Page!  How are you?

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, Thorn Wilde said:

People are assholes. 

 

Hi, Randy!  Hope you're well.  

 

Hey, Page!  How are you?

Thorn you group all of us in this statement sorry but I don't agree 

[Thorn Wilde]

Just now, Randy Wade said:

Doing good. we took in  foster kids for emergency purposes

Wow, that's really great of you.  You're good people.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, Thorn Wilde said:

People are assholes. 

 

  

[Thorn Wilde]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

Thorn you group all of us in this statement sorry but I don't agree 

Generalisations keep the world interesting.  Anyway, I'm sure we've all been assholes at some point in our lives. I know I have, lol!

[Albert1434]

OMG Val are you saying your a ******* 

[Page Scrawler]

Speaking of dicks....I love the first six-and-a-half minutes of this video. 

[Page Scrawler]

13 minutes ago, Thorn Wilde said:

Hey, Page!  How are you?

I'm doing very well. 

 

12 minutes ago, Randy Wade said:

Doing good. we took in  foster kids for emergency purposes

You have such a big heart, Randy.    That reminds me, any news, regarding the twins? I know you fell out of contact for a while.