CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

22 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I thought you were more like Umbridge this whole time... 👀

I am not a tyrant!

[raven1]

5 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Keep dreaming! Maybe one day, you'll get your letter from Hogwarts, too! 

(Or, would it be a letter from Ilvermorny School?)  

More likely Durmstrang Institute.  It's known for its Dark Arts curriculum.  Hi Page, 

[spike382]

23 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I am not a tyrant!

Funny, you went right to that. 

[raven1]

Good Morning, you bunch of characters!  Glad to see you have remained in good form over the holidays!

[Drew Espinosa]

21 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Funny, you went right to that. 

Because it is canonical in the Harry Potter franchise, that Umbridge was a tyrannical headmistress!

Bitch!

Edited December 27, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

28 minutes ago, raven1 said:

More likely Durmstrang Institute.  It's known for its Dark Arts curriculum.  Hi Page, 

The Dark Arts are misunderstood.

[Page Scrawler]

34 minutes ago, raven1 said:

More likely Durmstrang Institute.  It's known for its Dark Arts curriculum.  Hi Page, 

Hey, Terry!  You're right, I forgot about that. 

[spike382]

12 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Because it is canonical in the Harry Potter franchise, that Umbridge was a tyrannical headmistress!

Bitch!

"The thing I just called Spikey, I never called him it before, except when I did." - Drew Espinosa 12/26/23 

[CassieQ]

25 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Dark Arts are misunderstood.

This Slytherin agrees.  🐍

Edited December 27, 2023 by CassieQ
C'mon, this shouldn't be a surprise for anyone

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

I thought you were more like Umbridge this whole time... 👀

*mic drop*

[Drew Espinosa]

26 minutes ago, spike382 said:

"The thing I just called Spikey, I never called him it before, except when I did." - Drew Espinosa 12/26/23 

To quote @clochette, "it's not name calling if it's stating the truth."

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Headstall said:

*mic drop*

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To quote @clochette, "it's not name calling if it's stating the truth."

You still called me a bitch, multiple times... Bitch.  

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You still called me a bitch, multiple times... Bitch.  

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Bitch.

The day after Christmas, and you're already bullying me! 😭

[spike382]

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I also disagree...that you're not a bitch. 

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The day after Christmas, and you're already bullying me! 😭

You bullied me first. 

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I also disagree...that you're a bitch. 

Thanks babe! 😘

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You bullied me first. 

[bignick]

Good morning, my merry men, lovely fairy, and mischievous hobbit!  I see you were busy last night. As usual. 

I'm surprised you haven't scared off Terry or Craig with all the shenanigans y'all come up with.  You should follow my example. I'm the perfect little angel.  The definition has my picture next to it. 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, bignick said:

The definition has my picture next to it. 

Impossible, because all references to amphibians were removed from the dictionary last year.

[bignick]

13 hours ago, Headstall said:

Hey, all!  

You found him!     (but next time bark, howl, or whine ).

See, Albert? I never fail. 

[bignick]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Impossible, because all references to amphibians were removed from the dictionary last year.

Could I at least file a motion to reinstate them? 

Edited December 27, 2023 by bignick

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, bignick said:

Could I at least file a motion to reinstate them? 

Don't worry my Prince Charming, Drew might have erased them from the dictionary of Drewth but there are still and always will be in the COTT Dictionary

[bignick]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

Don't worry my Prince Charming, Drew might have erased them from the dictionary of Drewth but there are still and always will be in the COTT Dictionary

In that case, he can keep his incomplete, third-rate dictionary. 

Bonjour!  

[raven1]

31 minutes ago, bignick said:

Good morning, my merry men, lovely fairy, and mischievous hobbit!  I see you were busy last night. As usual. 

I'm surprised you haven't scared off Terry or Craig with all the shenanigans y'all come up with.  You should follow my example. I'm the perfect little angel.  The definition has my picture next to it. 

Hey Nick,  Don't worry about me, I'm not afraid of their shenanigans.  They are very entertaining.

[bignick]

7 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Hey Nick,  Don't worry about me, I'm not afraid of their shenanigans.  They are very entertaining.

Getting them to behave was one of Heracles' labours. He gave up, and erased it from the list. 

Hi, Terry!