Great One-liner Joke

[Jack Scribe]

Hope ya'll have a good laugh.

 

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

 

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

 

"Not yet" she replied.

 

Jack

[colinian]

Hope ya'll have a good laugh.

 

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

 

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

 

"Not yet" she replied.

 

Jack

 

Jack,

 

This totally cracked me up, it is way funny! I've emailed it to a bunch of my friends. Thanks!

 

Colin

[Krista]

Ah haha.. shew.. lol.

 

It is so true.

 

Krista

[Drewbie]

 

Sad but true.

[Razor]

.... I'm going to tell this joke very loudly in class............

[MMandM]

Here is one I received today via email.

 

The email was titled "Weight of a Lawyer"

 

Then all the email said was; What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

Answer: About 3 pounds including the urn.

[Andy]

it took two of us in chat to work that out

 

cremation...

 

*is stoopid*

 

ahem.

[MMandM]

cremation...

 

*is stoopid*

 

ahem.

 

Andy, so was the clown who sent it to me. The Internet and email address is not so anonymous as some people seem to think it is

[Conner]

One of my favourite one liners is a Mae West quote...

 

"It's not the men in my life that's important...it's the life in my men!"

 

very a propos for us here at GA.