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Oh, those days with the Sims. My two hot "roommates" getting down to some good old fashioned woohoo in their fashionable houses with the very gay decor. I had straight housemates and a couple of awkward moments of "uh, I don't know why they're doing that...

...cum gutters. Cum gutters!

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In the distance, a rumble. Closer to home, chapters get updated. He stirs.

https://entertainment.theonion.com/novelist-has-whole-shitty-world-plotted-out-1819572899 bahaha...

I'd also suggest using the Save As... command to create a new version with a different file name in your word processor. Doing this, if you accidentally save over your work (classic example - I once hit Select All (ctrl-a), hit the space bar, and saved over my file, making it blank. All in a fit of spastic hand motion. By having an earlier version under a different file name, I recovered almost everything). Also, the "Save" command only saves changes to the document, making it larger because of all the save-tracking metadata that's saved with the file. Using Save as... forces the file to be rebuilt without that extra data, making it smaller and potentially removing corrupted data that could cause problems later. Try it - save a document normally, then use Save As to create a new file. The new file will be quite a bit smaller.

You're right - Apple isn't exactly on the top of my list either It's readable in small doses, but it gets pretty rough when it's more than a paragraph or so.

Use care when changing to the Letter format if you want folks that use Apple devices to read it easily. It should only be used sparingly. See the screenshot for why this is so: on a PC the Letter format comes across as Comic Sans. Apple, rather crassly substitutes a nearly unreadable script font for Comic Sans, which isn't available on those devices. This is why Comic Sans should be scourged from the earth.

GRAB HIM BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY

Well done! Write more! love, us

Congrats Parker! Well done, sir. Keep writing, I really like your work.

Sweet! Nicely done! Can't wait for more! I need to pee! congratulations🙌👍😄

Congrats! Well done!

Hey Talonrider, Where is the font button missing? As I am replying to you, the button is there. However, it disappears if I downsize the window. I am using Google Chrome on Windows 7,