A RANDOM STORY

[CoLeYy]

RULES:

I'm going to start a story with one sentence.

 

The next person in this thread will continue the story with one sentence. Then the next person will do the same and so on and so on.

 

It doesn't have to make sense as long as its funny.

 

 

No images, only text.

 

You cant go twice in a row.

 

The story never ends.

[CoLeYy]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were

[Dalmatia]

(Yay I love this game!!! )

 

Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself.

[Conner]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company.

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs.

[CoLeYy]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs.Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls.

[Conner]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs.Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs.Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man.

[Hylas]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"

[CoLeYy]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces.

[Dalmatia]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with.

[Former Member]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

 

 

Edit: Typo. Thanks to Colin!

Edited December 29, 2007 by Former Member

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

[Dalmatia]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

[Hylas]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

[Hylas]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

[CoLeYy]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

" It's too late to hide it now, besides i think its kind of cute" kay told the man