A RANDOM STORY

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

" It's too late to hide it now, besides i think its kind of cute" kay told the man

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

[Tiger]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

" It's too late to hide it now, besides i think its kind of cute" kay told the man

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

" It's too late to hide it now, besides i think its kind of cute" kay told the man

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused.

[Hylas]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

" It's too late to hide it now, besides i think its kind of cute" kay told the man

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. (Thanks Colin )

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

[Hylas]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

 

Kay expressed disbelief. "Why else would you be wearing that gorgeous pink tutu?"

[Former Member]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tu tu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

 

Kay expressed disbelief. "Why else would you be wearing that gorgeous pink tutu?"

 

Blushing, the young man answered: "I lost a bet."

[colinian]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tutu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

 

Kay expressed disbelief. "Why else would you be wearing that gorgeous pink tutu?"

 

Blushing, the young man answered: "I lost a bet."

 

"OH?" roared Grit with fire in his eyes (causing the young man to quake with fear), "then perhaps you'd better STOP COWERING and TELL US RIGHT NOW if coming here and DISTURBING US was also part of the BET you LOST!"

[Graeme]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tutu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

 

Kay expressed disbelief. "Why else would you be wearing that gorgeous pink tutu?"

 

Blushing, the young man answered: "I lost a bet."

 

"OH?" roared Grit with fire in his eyes (causing the young man to quake with fear), "then perhaps you'd better STOP COWERING and TELL US RIGHT NOW if coming here and DISTURBING US was also part of the BET you LOST!"

 

The young man, terrified, turned and ran.

[Former Member]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tutu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

 

Kay expressed disbelief. "Why else would you be wearing that gorgeous pink tutu?"

 

Blushing, the young man answered: "I lost a bet."

 

"OH?" roared Grit with fire in his eyes (causing the young man to quake with fear), "then perhaps you'd better STOP COWERING and TELL US RIGHT NOW if coming here and DISTURBING US was also part of the BET you LOST!"

 

The young man, terrified, turned and ran. But an old tree trunk, planted many years before the giants' birth, stopped the young man's sudden attempt to fly.

[Hylas]

There once was a 4 headed giant whose names were Jup, Grit, Kay, and Nigel. They lived on a planet far from our own, quite by themself. This was a good thing because they didn't appreciate company. That is, unless the heads were fighting with each other. And oh, how they would fight, especially the one female self, Kay, who always felt she was outnumbered and ignored by her three brother selfs. Kay sometimes wished that her brothers were girls. Alas, that was not to be; she would have to make do.

 

One day, their occasionally tranquil life was shattered by the arrival of a stranger. It was a human, a human male, a young man. He was an ugly fragile little creature, but Kay didn't mind, because he wore a pink tutu. She turned to her brother selfs, "Oh, look, look, guys, one of those ugly little human things, and he's all dressed up, so let's make him dance for us!"At first her brothers did not want the human to dance , they wanted to shatter him into pieces. Kay though, had a plan to make her brothers agree with her. Like the females of most species, she had a talent that let her get her way with her brothers, to get around whatever it was that they wanted to do but that she didn't agree with. But they had to wait till next morning to carry out their plan, because it started to rain.

 

"Does it always rain like this?" the young man asked as he shook the water from his tutu.

 

The four heads looked between themselves, and simultaneously broke into roaring laughter.

 

"What's so funny?" the young man asked.

 

"It's YOU!" bellowed Jup, Grit, and Nigel through their laughter, while Kay shrieked in merriment.

 

The man turned red for a moment then burst into tears at their derisive laughter.

 

"Oh, poor widdle baby, you embarrassed by your widdle pink tutu, BECAUSE YOU OUGHTA BE!" Kay roared.

 

The man started sobbing harder, trying to bunch the tutu behind his knees to hide it.

 

"It's too late to hide it now, besides I think it's kind of cute" Kay told the man.

 

"Do you really think so?" the man asked, a hopeful expression warring against the pain of being ridiculed as he looked up at the four-headed giant.

 

"Yes, you are wearing the cutest pink tutu in existence," she replied gleefully.

 

Grit and Nigel sniggered, since they suspected what Kay was planning, while poor Jup just looked confused. Kay shushed her brothers and motioned the sniffling man closer. Trying not to snicker, she asked the young man, who she realized as he got closer was just a boy, probably a human teen (which explained why he was so ugly and fragile looking, like all human teenage boys were), "Why don't you do a little dance for us, we haven't been entertained for..." she looked at her brothers, then with what she hoped was a kind, expectant expression, back at the boy, "...for at least, oh, 50 years, or maybe even more, please, pretty please, for me?"

 

"But I don't know how to dance, not really," said the young man with a forlorn sniff.

 

Kay expressed disbelief. "Why else would you be wearing that gorgeous pink tutu?"

 

Blushing, the young man answered: "I lost a bet."

 

"OH?" roared Grit with fire in his eyes (causing the young man to quake with fear), "then perhaps you'd better STOP COWERING and TELL US RIGHT NOW if coming here and DISTURBING US was also part of the BET you LOST!"

 

The young man, terrified, turned and ran. But an old tree trunk, planted many years before the giants' birth, stopped the young man's sudden attempt to fly. A thick tangle of roots appeared out of nowhere and enveloped the vicinity of the giants' cave, trapping the now thoroughly frightened young man.

[colinian]

I thought you'd like to see the Young Man in the Pink Tutu doing what he did to lose the bet!

 

 

Colin