The Green Glass Door Game

[Former Member]

there are goats and birds of prey

but no sunglasses or feathers

 

Sorry Benji, there are neither goats nor birds of prey.

 

And there are sunglasses. Although there is no sun.

[Benji]

Sorry Benji, there are neither goats nor birds of prey.

 

And there are sunglasses. Although there is no sun.

 

 

There are schools but no teachers

there are ponds but no water

[JSmith]

There are schools but no teachers

there are ponds but no water

 

You are correct, there are schools with no teachers.

 

But there are no ponds with no water. There are pools with no water, however.

[Kurt]

There are noodles, but there is no pasta.

There is grass, but there is no soil.

There are earrings, but there are no necklaces.

Edited April 15, 2008 by Kurt

[Rigel]

There are rabbis, but no priests.

One hears "Hallelujah"s, but no "Amen"s.

[viv]

There is marriage for queers (sorry Steve!) and wedding dresses, but no brides to wear them. The grooms could, I suppose, but that would just be pretty odd. No vows, but there is commitment.

[Former Member]

There are weekends but no Saturdays or Sundays

 

Tob

[Benji]

..........There are sunsets, but no sunrises

[Caipirinha]

..........There are sunsets, but no sunrises

 

You're right, there are no sunrises. But unfortunately there aren't any sunsets either. In fact there's no sunshine at all, which is ironic since it's always sunny.

[Benji]

You're right, there are no sunrises. But unfortunately there aren't any sunsets either. In fact there's no sunshine at all, which is ironic since it's always sunny.

 

 

............Obviously there is humor, because I'm losing the irony

[shadowgod]

there are cliffhangers, but no shadows, nor goats.

[Benji]

there are cliffhangers, but no shadows, nor goats.

 

 

......There are planes, but no pilots

[Trebs]

Sorry, there are no planes nor pilots, but there are balloons and balloonists.

 

There is glass, but no windows.

 

There are wooden doors, but no entries or exits.

 

You can listen to accordions, but not sousaphones.

[Lugh]

You can yell but not scream

 

You can sleep but not wake up

 

You can bugger your boss but not frolick with your best bud

 

There is food, but no drink.

 

You can attend dinner or supper, but not breakfast, lunch, nor snacktime.

 

Ballgames have beer but no peanuts.

 

And it is normally summer or fall but never spring or winter.

 

The masses communicate wirelessly but there are no televisions or radios nor people to watch them.

[Graeme]

There is Cartoon Network, but no Sci-Fi station

There is CNN, but no ABC

They show Dallas on TV, but not Desperate Housewives

None of the Rambo movies are there, but you can watch Sleepless in Seattle