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"Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs..."

 

-Bruce Willis Diehard

 

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

 

-Broady from Jaws

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

 

Crazy Air Cav Captain from Apocalypse Now

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"Imagine you're a deer, prancing along and you spot a little brook. You put your deer lips down to the cool clear water when BAM! A f***in' 9 mm takes off part of your ear, your guts are laying around in little bloody pieces. Now I ask's ya, would you give a shit what color pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearin'?

 

My Cousin Vinny

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"Imagine you're a deer, prancing along and you spot a little brook. You put your deer lips down to the cool clear water when BAM! A f***in' 9 mm takes off part of your ear, your guts are laying around in little bloody pieces. Now I ask's ya, would you give a shit what color pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearin'?

 

My Cousin Vinny

 

 

I forgot that one...it was cute... I think the classic in that movie was after the public defender stuttered through his opening remarks to the jury, both boys looked at each other and the one, who's cousin was Vinnie, said, "I want my cousin, Vinnie!" It was so obvious that you could see it coming!

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lol. Such a good film, watched it over the weekend.

 

Here's a good one.

 

Clarice: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?

Lecter: Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

 

Silence of the Lambs

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One of my all time favorite movies is also one of my favorites to quote. It's 'Cecil B. DeMille's Greatest Show on Earth'

 

Some of my favorites include:

 

Phyllis: Been around the block one too many times?

Angel: You're not growing any moss yourself.

 

Angel: [after Sebastian almost drives his car into the elephant she is riding] Hey! Don't crowd mister! Can't you see an elephant or do I have to paint her red?

Sebastian: I was blinded by the memory of a beautiful night in Paris!

Angel: [to her fellow performers] Blow up your water wings girls, here comes the big wave. [to Sebastian] How come no husband ever shot you?

 

Klaus: You always have a smile for that high-flying peacock.

Angel: Well, what do you want me to do, cry over him?

 

Klaus: Your hair is too red, your legs are too thin, you have lips like a cat. You're no good. You give me too much trouble.

Angel: Flattery rolls right off me.

Klaus: But you make a fire, here [he points to his heart]

Angel: Well simmer down general before you melt your metals.

 

(Can you tell my favorite character is Angel?)

 

And also every line in To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. Literally, like every last one. Noxeema Jackson is my role model for life.

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Will Shatner, as James T. Kirk in ST:The Wrath of Khan, during one of the battle scenes, "I've got him right where he wants me."

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From the film: I'm The One That I Want.

 

I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys. And I am... and I should have been more specific.

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Die Hard 4

 

"You just took out that helicopter with a car"

"I ran outta bullets"

 

Pirates of the Carribean 2

 

"I love those moments...I like to wave at them as they pass by"

& "Why is the rum always gone?"

 

Full Metal Jacket

 

"I eat pieces of s__t like you for breakfast"

"Haha...you eat pieces of s__t!"

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My favourite movie of all times is Practical Magic. I intend to be one of the aunts one day... especially if I could live in that house. Anyway here are some of my favourite quotes

 

Officer Hallettt - Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?

Sally - Yeah, a couple of times.

 

Jimmy Angelov - [while possessing Gillian] You know, girls, I'm feeling very into sisters right now.

 

Children: Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a bitch!

Sally - You'd think after three hundred years they'd come up with a better rhyme!

 

And my all time favourite

 

But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can

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Serenity:

 

Kaylee: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

Malcolm: Oh, God! I can't know that!

Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

 

The Adventures Of Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert:

 

Felicia: Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.

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I just watched Dogma today.

 

"How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass."

 

"Death is a worry of the living. The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs"

 

LMAO

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"We've lost speed, and therefor time. Precious time, that can't be recovered once lost."

 

- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean III

 

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"Do you have a plan B?"

 

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars III

 

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"Ugh, what's that smell?! It's FANTASTIC!!!

 

- The Grinch, The Grinch

 

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Jack: "Master Gibbs?"

Gibbs: "Ay, captain?"

Jack: "You may throw my hat."

Gibbs: "Ayay, captain!"

*throws hat*

Jack: "Now go and get it."

 

- Jack Sparrow and Gibbs, Pirates of the Caribbean III

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"We've lost speed, and therefor time. Precious time, that can't be recovered once lost."

 

- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean III

 

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"Do you have a plan B?"

 

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars III

 

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"Ugh, what's that smell?! It's FANTASTIC!!!

 

- The Grinch, The Grinch

 

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Jack: "Master Gibbs?"

Gibbs: "Ay, captain?"

Jack: "You may throw my hat."

Gibbs: "Ayay, captain!"

*throws hat*

Jack: "Now go and get it."

 

- Jack Sparrow and Gibbs, Pirates of the Caribbean III

 

Can I take it you are a fellow Capt Jack fan :)

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Lol I watched The Mask

 

Searching his pockets

 

Cop: A picture of Calloway's wife

 

Calloway: What? ... Margaret! You son of a *****!!!

 

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor, after all, YOU MARRIED HER!!!

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"Personal philosophy? Clothing optional" - Will Ferrel in Blades of Glory

 

And another one i just found on IMDB hehe I'm remembering this part in the movie and i feel like laughing lol

 

 

Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.

Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...

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