Do you fart openly around family and friends?

[Y_B]

Liquid Ass

[Kitt]

Military grade stink solutions???    I don't think I WANT to ask where you find these things - or why you were looking!

[GrimIsaac]

Liquid Ass

... TMI man, tmi...

[JamesSavik]

Military grade stink solutions???   

 

 

 

 

Otherwise known as gut grenades.

 

These fast food chains have been inspected by the UN for Chemical weapons violations.

[Kitt]

LOL!  We call em belly bombers here in jersey!

[MikeL]

This topic may be dead.  Perhaps it should be.  But a thought occurred to me.

 

There are two reasons why an older person should not break wind in the presence of others:

 

     1.  It is rude.

 

     2.  The outcome is uncertain.

[Mann Ramblings]

This topic may be dead.  Perhaps it should be.  But a thought occurred to me.

 

There are two reasons why an older person should not break wind in the presence of others:

 

     1.  It is rude.

 

     2.  The outcome is uncertain.

 

That's so not right. LOL

[Y_B]

 

     2.  The outcome is uncertain.

 

Personal experience at the Christmas dinner Mike?

[MikeL]

Personal experience at the Christmas dinner Mike?

 

More like last night's Mexican.  There were no witnesses.

[Y_B]

More like last night's Mexican.  There were no witnesses.

 

They have garments now for these things.

 

Shreddies

 

or

 

[JamesSavik]

Never, ever eat Thai for lunch and Mexican for supper.

 

[Henry_Henry2012]

If the world's collective fart were released in the atmosphere, the whole universe would explode - me thinks. That is why we're created to subversively release our noxious gasses without the prying eyes of the government or the judicious olfactory glands of our peers. This is to be the case, so that world peace would reign over our hearts, and not our winded asses of doom, melancholy, and aerial Hiroshima bombs of destruction.

[JamesSavik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmH2o2CkSa4#t=28

Edited January 2, 2014 by jamessavik

[hh5]

but the silent n deadly ones linger in the air

[MikeL]

My preschool age grandsons will be experts on this subject before they ever hit kindergarten.

Just this week, they introduced me to the latest educational toy:

 

 

Despicable Me 2 Fart Blaster: A Despicable Minion Gadget

 

 

 

Edited February 2, 2014 by MikeL

[Kitt]

Oh good gravy - there goes trying to teach kids to be discrete!

[Thorn Wilde]

That's so last decade... The Swedish made these little guys in 2004:

 

 

http://www.kissochbajs.com

[Celethiel]

More like last night's Mexican.  There were no witnesses.

you mean there were none left alive...

 

i find this to be such a vulgar topic really considering, it's just not something people should be talking about...

Farting openingly ever is considered rude or it was when i was a kid...

Farting and not getting caught... is also considered Rude too... ...

this being the case... i will also say, I have passed gass before, and I have done it openly in front of family and friends, and depending on the situation I have asked for pardons and made my apologies...

[JamesSavik]

*FRUMMP*

 

Run for your life!

 

[MikeL]

[MikeL]

[methodwriter85]

This is apropos:

 

[Astro]

I did it once in recent memory next to my best friend! She laughed and we were a little drunk. I secretly think she still judges me for it! NEVER AGAIN!

[JamesSavik]

[MikeL]

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Edited October 13, 2014 by MikeL