CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

Clo, that sounds like a regular Wednesday there.  

And Thursday... and Friday... and Saturday... and

[Headstall]

Leafs won! 

[raven1]

7 hours ago, bignick said:

Clo!  I'm good. Just got back to contribute to the mayhem. 🤫

Hi, Terry. 🙂  Thank you. This will always be a second home. Please, don't believe the rumors these guys spread about me. I'm sweet, innocent, and do not have a reputation. 😇

Got it!  You're just like me! 😇 

[raven1]

7 hours ago, clochette said:

Your first reply is contradicting your second  Said reputation is preceding you Nicky *wink wink* 

Terry, wait until Drew gets there with Nick... it promises to be explosive

That should be enough excuse for me to violate Drew's curfew.  I can't wait for the fireworks to begin!

[dughlas]

6 hours ago, Headstall said:

Leafs won! 

Phillies lost.

[Bucket1]

17 hours ago, raven1 said:

Happy Birthday Bucket! 

Only two minutes to midnight, not my birthday - that was ages ago 

but thanks for the wishes

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, raven1 said:

I can't wait for the fireworks to begin!

Hey, Terry!  How are you and Aod?

[Bucket1]

12 hours ago, clochette said:

OMG Bucket, do not open your door and do not get ou or you might end up as ground meat! Lions have escaped from their cage at the zoo in Sydney! They're running free in the zoo! 

Thanks for the warning

Well not quite running free but yes out of the primary enclosure. 4 out of five happily wandered back into their cage and the 5th young cub had to be sedated because he was a naughty troublemaker (reminds me of someone…)

The emergency response plan was fully functional within 5 minutes with all zoo visitors safely hidden away from the troublesome kitty.

Most importantly I live on the other side of the country so that even if naughty kitty did come to attack me I would have weeks and weeks notice 

[Bucket1]

12 hours ago, Headstall said:

I ain't picky either, spikey. Good food is good food... like good men  

You like good men covered in BBQ sauce 

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

You like good men covered in BBQ sauce 

A meatlover, double the pleasure

[Bucket1]

12 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

I may be remembering wrong, but doesn't Bucket live on the west coast of Australia?  Sydney is an East Coast city.

Yep you got that right. A whole continent between me and a rogue kitty 🐈‍⬛ 

11 hours ago, spike382 said:

Can’t Australians just fistfight a lion back to the zoo?

 

11 hours ago, clochette said:

Whatever, our Bucket is locked on an island with feral beasts running free

Yeah but it’s Wednesday so what else do you expect?

11 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

You forget, every Aussie comes equipped with their own Murder Spider axe. 

Exactly 

[Bucket1]

9 hours ago, bignick said:

The lions don't know that. 🤫

The poor little kitty got lost so they shot him with a tranquilizer dart and took him home. Not coming to my place, nope, no way, not paying the food bill

[Bucket1]

9 hours ago, spike382 said:

Clo, that sounds like a regular Wednesday there.  

Wednesday is bins and feral lion day

[Bucket1]

And a helpful tip when dealing with boy lions, don’t stand behind them, they pee backwards. 

I’m not sure how my Mum knew but when we were visiting the Zoo as kids, this little shit of a kid was teasing the lions and one lion turned his back on the kid. Mum called us away and Mister Lion must have known we were out of the way because as soon as we got out of the way, the teasing kid got a spray of skinky lion pee. It was hilarious 

[raven1]

26 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Terry!  How are you and Aod?

We're OK, but suffering from colds that are about gone.  Since it is usually warm here, colds are not common, but I caught the bug and gave it to Aod.  Of course, we both tested for covid at the first cough.  We also try not to stop us from doing normal things, but wear the masks to reduce risks to others.  

How are you doing?

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, raven1 said:

How are you doing?

We're doing well, thanks. Halloween is over, but Max is already looking forward to Thanksgiving soon. Honestly, I am, too. 

Edited November 3, 2022 by Page Scrawler

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[spike382]

4 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Wednesday is bins and feral lion day

Oh the monotony of the weekly routine… 

[Bucket1]

15 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Oh the monotony of the weekly routine… 

You have to keep up the routine, if you don’t put them out each week then the house gets so full of lions it’s just not funny

[Albert1434]

Aloha Captain Spike

[Albert1434]

5 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

You have to keep up the routine, if you don’t put them out each week then the house gets so full of lions it’s just not funny

Bucket weren't you given at birth a Dart Gun?

Edited November 3, 2022 by Albert1434

[Bucket1]

Just now, Albert1434 said:

Bucket weren't you given at birth a Dart Gun?

At birth we get a murder spider axe, it’s a little later you get a tranq gun

[Albert1434]

One more question how many holes in the walls do you have from the Axe?

[Albert1434]

Aloha Terry how is thing and one more thing watch out for those snakes!

[Headstall]

7 hours ago, raven1 said:

Got it!  You're just like me! 😇 

Pffft.   Morning, Terry.