CoTT 2 House of Cards

[dughlas]

21 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Knickers knotted.  

You know with it being the weekend I can imagine Spikey kicked back in sweats freeballin'. No knickers to knot.

[clochette]

1 hour ago, bignick said:

Oh,yeah? Where was he when I was wrongfully accused, and had to spend the night in jail with a guy named Callme Daddy? I mean, what kind of name is that anyway?

Passing his lawyer exams? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[clochette]

45 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Or I could sneak into Drew's bedroom a frighten the everloving shite out of him.

Drop a spider or two by his bed

[clochette]

17 minutes ago, dughlas said:

You know with it being the weekend I can imagine Spikey kicked back in sweats freeballin'. No knickers to knot.

Then hopefully his balls won't knot  

[bignick]

57 minutes ago, spike382 said:

So you have no evidence, thus your story remains fictional.  

Excuse you!  Just because you got rid of the ring (which is considered tampering), that doesn't mean Gollum's testimony is not evidence. 

56 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Thanks for being a trolling bitch again, Lung. 

The level of disrespect.

#JusticeforLung

[spike382]

21 minutes ago, dughlas said:

You know with it being the weekend I can imagine Spikey kicked back in sweats freeballin'. No knickers to knot.

Not when I'm wearing sweats, or in this case pajama pants, but in the summer when I wear shorts?

Yes. 

[spike382]

4 minutes ago, clochette said:

Then hopefully his balls won't knot  

What do you think happens to dudes when they're just kicking back and relaxing? 

[bignick]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

Some of us do. Salutations to you as well Frog Prince.

You're a sweetheart.   Mum did a great job.

Any chance she might be willing to take a certain Nung under her wing? 

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, bignick said:

Excuse you!  Just because you got rid of the ring (which is considered tampering), that doesn't mean Gollum's testimony is not evidence. 

Gollum is the most unreliable anything ever.  His testimony could be broken pretty easily. 

7 minutes ago, bignick said:

#JusticeforLung

Which Lung?  Dugh is my Lung, Khun.  You go find your own uncle.  

[bignick]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

You okay?

How come you didn't ask if I was okay too?  I take it back. You're mean. 

[spike382]

22 minutes ago, bignick said:

How come you didn't ask if I was okay too?  I take it back. You're mean. 

You're mean, why did my response to Gary about Drew's typical behavior somehow make you mad? 

[Drew Espinosa]

9 hours ago, dughlas said:

You're firmly on the factual side of the line.

[bignick]

35 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Gollum is the most unreliable anything ever.  His testimony could be broken pretty easily. 

How dare you!  Your Honor, the defendant is badmouthing my poor and totally reliable witness. I request to the court that he's held in contempt.

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

By the way Callme Daddy is free on bail. 

He's broken already his parole agreement.  His new cellmate will be Spike.

[spike382]

22 minutes ago, bignick said:

How dare you!  Your Honor, the defendant is badmouthing my poor and totally reliable witness. I request to the court that he's held in contempt.

This was denied when your witness threw up on one of the lawyers, and a mistrial was declared when he tried to murder the judge for wearing his wedding ring.  

Edited March 1, 2025 by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

@bignick you can appeal to the Texas supreme court, I'll make sure they rule in your favor.

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

@bignick you can appeal to the Texas supreme court, I'll make sure they rule in your favor.

Your Texas Supreme Court, they'd rule in Nicky's favor just to spite me. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

Your Texas Supreme Court, they'd rule in Nicky's favor just to spite me. 

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

At least you're being truthful for the first time in years.  Get yourself a cookie, Nong.

[Drew Espinosa]

16 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You've always been truthful, Phi.

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You can't even accept that you're my junior so... nope. 

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You can't even accept that you're my junior so... nope. 

Because I'm obviously your senior, duh!

[spike382]

25 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Because I'm obviously your senior, duh!

Sorry babe, I know you're turning 30 very soon, but you're still 13 years younger than me. 

Edited March 1, 2025 by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

20 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Sorry babe, I know you're turning 30 very soon, but you're still 13 years younger than me. 

First of all, I'm nowhere close to thirty. Second of all, I began watching Thai BLs three years before you interloped your way into the genre. Therefore I am your senior!

[bignick]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

This was denied when your witness threw up on one of the lawyers, and a mistrial was declared when he tried to murder the judge for wearing his wedding ring.  

Let the record show I don't know who that witness is. Never seen him in my life. 

[bignick]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

@bignick you can appeal to the Texas supreme court, I'll make sure they rule in your favor.

You're a wonderful and benevolent God-and-Emperor.

The rest of you should be ashamed of ever doubting him. 

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

Your Texas Supreme Court, they'd rule in Nicky's favor just to spite me. 

What are you talking about? He will be absolutely impartial. Btw, Your Supreme Justice, I can't help but notice that robe looks great on you.