House of Cards: Renewal

[Page Scrawler]

Welcome, everyone! Seems we've had to move house yet again. Which is a bit unfortunate, but it had to be done.

Val's cheesecakes were growing moldy in that cellar. Apparently the climate-control system failed, and no-one thought to investigate the funny smell.

Also, the hot tub never did recover from the debauchery of that party Drew and Spike threw for their respective herds of Thai beefcake.

For now, just relax, find a comfy chair, and take in that new paint smell.

Edited July 30, 2025 by Page Scrawler

[clochette]

5 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Welcome, everyone! Seems we've had to move house yet again. Which is a bit unfortunate, but it had to be done.

Val's cheesecakes were growing moldy in that cellar. Apparently the climate-control system failed, and no-one thought to investigate the funny smell.

Also, the hot tub never did recover from the debauchery of that party Drew and Spike threw for their respective herds of Thai BL beefcake.

For now, just relax, find a comfy chair, and take in that new paint smell.

Thanks Pagey for building us a new house

Like @Valkyriewould let cheesecakes get moldy  

 

[Page Scrawler]

16 minutes ago, clochette said:

Thanks Pagey for building us a new house

You're welcome! 

I found an office upstairs. Man, it has about 100 feet of bookshelves! 

Edited July 30, 2025 by Page Scrawler

[Headstall]

35 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Welcome, everyone! Seems we've had to move house yet again. Which is a bit unfortunate, but it had to be done.

Val's cheesecakes were growing moldy in that cellar. Apparently the climate-control system failed, and no-one thought to investigate the funny smell.

Also, the hot tub never did recover from the debauchery of that party Drew and Spike threw for their respective herds of Thai beefcake.

For now, just relax, find a comfy chair, and take in that new paint smell.

Thanks, Page.  

[Albert1434]

48 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Welcome, everyone! Seems we've had to move house yet again. Which is a bit unfortunate, but it had to be done.

Val's cheesecakes were growing moldy in that cellar. Apparently the climate-control system failed, and no-one thought to investigate the funny smell.

Also, the hot tub never did recover from the debauchery of that party Drew and Spike threw for their respective herds of Thai beefcake.

For now, just relax, find a comfy chair, and take in that new paint smell.

Thank Page for point that out!

[Page Scrawler]

8 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Thank Page for point that out!

You're welcome.   

[Drew Espinosa]

To celebrate this new topic, I'm taking charge of the entire club! Bow down before me.

[Page Scrawler]

Max and Michael had their date today. The weather was threatening to be uncooperative (a bit cloudy and gray), but the great Cod in the sky had mercy and cleared away the clouds, just for a couple of hours. 

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To celebrate this new topic, I'm taking charge of the entire club! Bow down before me.

[clochette]

10 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To celebrate this new topic, I'm taking charge of the entire club! Bow down before me.

*locks Drew up in the basement* 

[spike382]

Yay Pagey put the gremlins in the sunlight!!!

43 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To celebrate this new topic, I'm taking charge of the entire club! Bow down before me.

[Albert1434]

It is so sad that Drew lost what little mind he had left!

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, Albert1434 said:

1 hour ago, clochette said:

*locks Drew up in the basement* 

53 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Yay Pagey put the gremlins in the sunlight!!!

31 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

It is so sad that Drew lost what little mind he had left!

Stop bullying me! 😭😭😭

[Drew Espinosa]

Rule #1 of Renewal: @spike382 is my Nong, and I am his Phi.  

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop bullying me! 😭😭😭

Never!

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

Never!

You're evil!  

[Page Scrawler]

22 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Rule #1 of Renewal: @spike382 is my Nong, and I am his Phi.  

I built this house. I set the rules. And I say, you are Spikey's Nong. Now and forever.

Also: Fondue every Friday night.

Edited July 30, 2025 by Page Scrawler

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

I built this house. I set the rules. And I say, you are Spikey's Nong. Now and forever.

I do not recognize your authoritarian power-grab!  

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To celebrate this new topic, I'm taking charge of the entire club! Bow down before me.

You can't be serious. You don't meet the height requirement.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

You can't be serious. You don't meet the height requirement.

Stop. 👏 Bullying. 👏 Me! 👏 

[Albert1434]

21 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop. 👏 Bullying. 👏 Me! 👏 

I guess I have to say it again!

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Rule #1 of Renewal: @spike382 is my Nong, and I am his Phi.  

[spike382]

54 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I built this house. I set the rules. And I say, you are Spikey's Nong. Now and forever.

Pagey! Thank you Pagey!

[Drew Espinosa]

21 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Pagey! Thank you Pagey!

Doesn't matter what Pagey says, I'm now in charge!  

[Drew Espinosa]

23 minutes ago, spike382 said:

No, I'm just asserting my inalienable right to being your Phi.