Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Okiegrad]

6 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Dear Apple Phone Designers: Make a fucking phone that has a toggle between right and left handed use. It can't be difficult. Stop improving the camera by fractions and put something out in the world that is actually useful. 

Dear Android Phone Designers: Who cares, your product sucks donkey phallic things. 

Are you left handed?  Or are you just ambidextrous?    That’s like being bi-handed lol

[Okiegrad]

5 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

It's finished. 

I am letting the contest winners read it first, so when they are done, I'll post it. 👍

Ummmmmm hello?  It’s finished??  Is there a reason it’s not published?  I would do naughty, nasty things to you if you will post it!!

[Lee Wilson]

6 minutes ago, Okiegrad said:

Are you left handed?  Or are you just ambidextrous?    That’s like being bi-handed lol

I’m only ambidextrous in one thing. I’ll leave the what up to the perverted imaginations here.

OK, I’ll tell. I use both hands to tie my shoes. Well, sneakers. I haven’t worn shoes with laces for decades.

[Jason Rimbaud]

23 minutes ago, wildone said:

I"m hoping you have a good screen protector  

I'm not an amateur. Whenever I watch videos and eat in bed I always use a plate to catch the crumbs. 

[Okiegrad]

2 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m only ambidextrous in one thing. I’ll leave the what up to the perverted imaginations here.

OK, I’ll tell. I use both hands to tie my shoes. Well, sneakers. I haven’t worn shoes with laces for decades.

I’m totally right handed.  My left hand is just there to balance out my body I think.   It would have made sense if I was ambidextrous since I’m Bi and versatile…..🧐

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 minutes ago, wildone said:

Do you want to see what happens with a mod or admin changes their status to banhappy  

Yes, start with the Fabulous One please!

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 minutes ago, Okiegrad said:

Are you left handed?  Or are you just ambidextrous?    That’s like being bi-handed lol

I am left handed mostly. I can do a few things with both. Write, draw, throw, catch, and other things that are also fun. 

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

8 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m only ambidextrous in one thing. I’ll leave the what up to the perverted imaginations here.

OK, I’ll tell. I use both hands to tie my shoes. Well, sneakers. I haven’t worn shoes with laces for decades.

Decades? No laces? Oh dear...

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Okiegrad said:

I’m totally right handed.  My left hand is just there to balance out my body I think.   It would have made sense if I was ambidextrous since I’m Bi and versatile…..🧐

Quit lying, you liar! 

You might be bi, but you ain't versatile. We learned long ago, due to the bet we made over in that amazing story from the Fabulous One, that you are a big ole bottom. . 

It's okay, I still think you are a good boy.  

[Okiegrad]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I am left handed mostly. I can do a few things with both. Write, draw, throw, catch, and other things that are also fun. 

 

That’s impressive.  I did learn to bat left handed, somewhat successfully.   But other than that, I’m totally right handed.   I’ve tried a few things left handed, but it was unsuccessful 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, Okiegrad said:

That’s impressive.  I did learn to bat left handed, somewhat successfully.   But other than that, I’m totally right handed.   I’ve tried a few things left handed, but it was unsuccessful 🤷🏼‍♂️

It just takes practice. The hardest was relearning my knife skills with my right hand. For rough cutting I'm fine, but for more technique, I have to use my left.  

[Okiegrad]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Quit lying, you liar! 

You might be bi, but you ain't versatile. We learned long ago, due to the bet we made over in that amazing story from the Fabulous One, that you are a big ole bottom. . 

It's okay, I still think you are a good boy.  

Well, Learned to Lie WAS the title right?  Lol.  I think I’m just inherently too lazy to be a bottom.  And, I don’t plan things in advance, so I would be terrible at it.

[Jason Rimbaud]

13 minutes ago, Okiegrad said:

Well, Learned to Lie WAS the title right?  Lol.  I think I’m just inherently too lazy to be a bottom.  And, I don’t plan things in advance, so I would be terrible at it.

Spoke like a true top! not verse as I suspected.  

[Okiegrad]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Spoke like a true top! not verse as I suspected.  

In an alternate universe where you didn’t have a wonderful husband……I would say “well I guess I’ll just have to prove it to you”  😘

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Okiegrad said:

In an alternate universe where you didn’t have a wonderful husband……I would say “well I guess I’ll just have to prove it to you”  😘

Let's not go making claims about my husband you can't back up Mister!  

He's a husband, and 90% sure he's mine, but wonderful, that's a mite too far past plausibility. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Let's not go making claims about my husband you can't back up Mister!  

He's a husband, and 90% sure he's mine, but wonderful, that's a mite too far past plausibility. 

Worth it!!!