Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Davide said:

Speaking of Mondays, any chance we might get the Frosted Hearts finale soon?

It's finished. 

I am letting the contest winners read it first, so when they are done, I'll post it. 👍

[Jason Rimbaud]

So one of the "popular posts" in this thread is when Cassie was talking about rigor mortis, erections and other dirty details.  Great, now that's a representative of my thread. 

[Davide]

Just now, Jason Rimbaud said:

It's finished. 

I am letting the contest winners read it first, so when they are done, I'll post it. 👍

I didn't know there was a contest. That explains the size of the gap between when you said you only needed to make a few edits and it being posted.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Maybe @Krista is correct. I am a filthy person. 

[Jeff Burton]

12 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

You do know that all porn on Android is made by right-handed people. Just another way to stick it to the gay man. 

I’m left handed that’s probably why I’ve got an iPhone.

[Davide]

I wonder if sarcasm can be detected on reactions. Just wondering, for no particular reason.

Edited 4 hours ago by Davide

[Jeff Burton]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Maybe @Krista is correct. I am a filthy person. 

That’s a rookie rank, work yourself up to nasty.

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Davide said:

I wonder if sarcasm can be detected on reactions. Just wondering, for no particular reason.

Nope, that's why you have to comment sarcastically. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

That’s a rookie rank, work yourself up to nasty.

You know her, filth peddler is about as bad as it gets. Makes me want to rethink my entire online presence. 

[Davide]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Nope, that's why you have to comment sarcastically. 

The reality is I know it doesn't, but that comment was meant as a two part joke when paired with my reaction on the post I'm quoting below:

8 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Maybe @Krista is correct. I am a filthy person. 

But it was too subtle.

[ReaderPaul]

18 minutes ago, Davide said:

Did I write "sucks dick"? That was a typo, I meant to write "sucks Dick". As in a guy named Richard. Oh, wait, that's not any less smutty. Nevermind.

Suddenly this thread reminds me of a lesser-known short story by Dickens called -- "The Story of Richard Doubledick."  Not smutty in any way, unless he intended the title as a double entendre.

[Davide]

1 minute ago, ReaderPaul said:

Suddenly this thread reminds me of a lesser-known short story by Dickens called -- "The Story of Richard Doubledick."  Not smutty in any way, unless he intended the title as a double entendre.

It's wild that this is completely true, I googled it.

[Jeff Burton]

3 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

Suddenly this thread reminds me of a lesser-known short story by Dickens called -- "The Story of Richard Doubledick."  Not smutty in any way, unless he intended the title as a double entendre.

When your tired and your vision is hazing in and out it almost looks like a triple entendre lol

[ReaderPaul]

2 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

When your tired and your vision is hazing in and out it almost looks like a triple entendre lol

Yes, when you add Richard and Doubledick, that makes three Dicks.

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

Yes, when you add Richard and Doubledick, that makes three Dicks.

Sounds like @chris191070 would be in heaven. 

[Lee Wilson]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Innocent, oh yes I am. 

That’s your story and you’re sticking to it?

Sorry, no sale.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Lee Wilson said:

That’s your story and you’re sticking to it?

Sorry, no sale.

What if I ask nicely? 

[Lee Wilson]

39 minutes ago, Davide said:

It's wild that this is completely true, I googled it.

An apple orchard was named after him as well. Famous song about it too:

 

[Lee Wilson]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

What if I ask nicely? 

Maybe.

[Jason Rimbaud]

So the mood status indicator. I changed mine a few days ago to what I thought was unhappy. 

Today, I actually enlarged the screen and it sad Banhappy. 

I feel like I've misled a lot of you. I don't want to ban happiness. I want to wallow in my unhappiness. 

You win again pointless mood indicator. 

[Davide]

11 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

So the mood status indicator. I changed mine a few days ago to what I thought was unhappy. 

Today, I actually enlarged the screen and it sad Banhappy. 

I feel like I've misled a lot of you. I don't want to ban happiness. I want to wallow in my unhappiness. 

You win again pointless mood indicator. 

For your mood indicator to mislead me, I'd need to ever look at them, which I don't.

[Jason Rimbaud]

15 minutes ago, Davide said:

For your mood indicator to mislead me, I'd need to ever look at them, which I don't.

Spoken like one who actually keeps track of all my moods in a spreadsheet in an attempt to blackmail me into being his Chef for life. 

I'm on to you, sire.  (not a typo, I'm practicing for when he succeeds).