Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Davide said:

Don't be confused by facts.  

[Davide]

I'm not engaging in this topic, I lost the patience for it a few years ago.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Davide said:

I'm not engaging in this topic, I lost the patience for it a few years ago.

You made the argument I-Phone developers should include a toggle for left handed users? 

[Davide]

Just now, Jason Rimbaud said:

You made the argument I-Phone developers should include a toggle for left handed users? 

I meant the iPhone vs Android topic. As for that one, I'm left handed, everyone that makes things should remember we exist more often. It's frequently not hard to create an alternative that helps us.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Davide said:

I meant the iPhone vs Android topic. As for that one, I'm left handed, everyone that makes things should remember we exist more often. It's frequently not hard to create an alternative that helps us.

Firstly, you can't debate I-Phone vs Android.

But more importantly, I have broken too many fucking screens because I'm trying to stretch my thumb all the way over to the other side of the screen. 

I think this is just another way society keeps the gay man down. Most of the time we're on our phones, the other hand is busy. 

 

[Davide]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Firstly, you can't debate I-Phone vs Android.

But more importantly, I have broken too many fucking screens because I'm trying to stretch my thumb all the way over to the other side of the screen. 

I think this is just another way society keeps the gay man down. Most of the time we're on our phones, the other hand is busy. 

 

I make sure to buy a phone with a screen size that I allows me to reach most places with one hand and not too much effort. Because I use phones two handed, left handed and right handed, depending on the situation.

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 minutes ago, Davide said:

I make sure to buy a phone with a screen size that I allows me to reach most places with one hand and not too much effort. Because I use phones two handed, left handed and right handed, depending on the situation.

Using the stranger method. nice. 

[CassieQ]

13 minutes ago, Davide said:

As for that one, I'm left handed, everyone that makes things should remember we exist more often. It's frequently not hard to create an alternative that helps us.

As a fellow leftie, yes.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

Now I'm really pissed. 

There is a way on Android phones to switch to left-handed access. 

And I was reading, since left-handed people are a small minority, everyone looks at us as minor inconveniences, and we should learn to use the other hand on our devices. 

That's coded language. So gay men have a higher percentage of being left-handed, which is the way big tech is keeping the gay man down. It's a conspiracy that we should all rise against the man!  

 

 

[BendtedWreath]

8 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Now I'm really pissed. 

There is a way on Android phones to switch to left-handed access. 

Of course it would be a setting on Android phones. 

[Davide]

10 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

And I was reading, since left-handed people are a small minority, everyone looks at us as minor inconveniences, and we should learn to use the other hand on our devices. 

I hate it when people use that kind of argument. It's not a big deal for me in this case, but it is in other situations I've seen it be used.

 

11 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Now I'm really pissed. 

There is a way on Android phones to switch to left-handed access. 

As for this part, well, maybe guys who suck dick should use the device you claim also sucks dick.

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Davide said:

As for this part, well, maybe guys who suck dick should use the device you claim also sucks dick.

Mr. Davide,

I know we don't know each other that well. So please take this in the way it is intended.

I never said Android sucks dicks. That would imply Android does something useful. I said they suck phallic things. . Like stalagmites or cucumbers. 

[Davide]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Mr. Davide,

I know we don't know each other that well. So please take this in the way it is intended.

I never said Android sucks dicks. That would imply Android does something useful. I said they suck phallic things. . Like stalagmites or cucumbers. 

I remembered you didn't say dicks, but I don't let facts get in the way of jokes.

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 minutes ago, Davide said:

I remembered you didn't say dicks, but I don't let facts get in the way of jokes.

Good boy!  

[BendtedWreath]

This thread's always spicier than half my lunches. 🤣

[chris191070]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Good boy!  

You can watch porn on your Android phone, so you get to see plenty of dick

[Davide]

Just now, BendtedWreath said:

This thread's always spicier than half my lunches. 🤣

Well, it does "Hot Wing" in the title.

[chris191070]

1 minute ago, Davide said:

Well, it does "Hot Wing" in the title.

It's finger licking 😋 time

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, BendtedWreath said:

This thread's always spicier than half my lunches. 🤣

I want to go on record and say most of my thread is other people's fault. If you recall, I started this topic complaining about no left handed phones. Davide turned it into the smutfest it has once again become. 

He said sucks dick, while I clearly said sucked Phallic things. Innocent, oh yes I am. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

You can watch porn on your Android phone, so you get to see plenty of dick

You do know that all porn on Android is made by right-handed people. Just another way to stick it to the gay man. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 minutes ago, Davide said:

Well, it does "Hot Wing" in the title.

Sheesh, hot wing is not a euphemism.    

[Davide]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I want to go on record and say most of my thread is other people's fault. If you recall, I started this topic complaining about no left handed phones. Davide turned it into the smutfest it has once again become. 

He said sucks dick, while I clearly said sucked Phallic things. Innocent, oh yes I am. 

Did I write "sucks dick"? That was a typo, I meant to write "sucks Dick". As in a guy named Richard. Oh, wait, that's not any less smutty. Nevermind.

[Jason Rimbaud]

So Wry Ramblings Of A Hot Wing is once again considered a Hot Thread. 

That means people are going to come here and check out why two people are commenting so frequently. Then they are going to read all the horrible things Davide has said, and they are going to get the idea I am somehow responsible. 

I want to go on record and say I approve of each of these comments and endorse Chris for best commenter. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Jason Rimbaud said:

I want to go on record and say I approve of each of these comments and endorse Chris for best commenter.

That was just a random drive-by, no real reason except its Monday. 

[Davide]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

That was just a random drive-by, no real reason except its Monday. 

Speaking of Mondays, any chance we might get the Frosted Hearts finale soon?