House of Cards: Renewal

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm lying about the spider invasion. 😭

Yeah, we all remember.  That's why there's a hashtag and everything.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

That's why there's a hashtag and everything.

Hashtags don't prove anything, otherwise #BeMyPlayerTwo would 'prove' that Thi and Zo are real gamers that actually fell in love.  

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Also the trashiest BL I've ever seen is probably Playboyy, but whatever. 

[spike382]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hashtags don't prove anything, otherwise #BeMyPlayerTwo would 'prove' that Thi and Zo are real gamers that actually fell in love.  

Aren't they? 

Edited 10 hours ago by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

but whatever. 

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Aren't they? 

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Is that like being "Drewlusional"? 

[clochette]

27 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

None of your students will ever miss you having you as their teacher.  

I have notes saying otherwise plus I'll have many many others so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Spiders have eight legs, these things don't.  

No-one said they were spiders from this planet.

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

No-one said they were spiders from this planet.

Spiders by definition have eight legs! Those things only have six legs, so they are not spiders, no matter which planet they come from!  

[Drew Espinosa]

43 minutes ago, clochette said:

I have notes saying otherwise

Their parents wrote them on their behalf.  That's how little they care about you. 

[Drew Espinosa]

49 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Is that like being "Drewlusional"? 

I don't know what that is. Define it.  

[spike382]

24 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Spiders by definition have eight legs! Those things only have six legs, so they are not spiders, no matter which planet they come from!  

[spike382]

22 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I don't know what that is. Define it.  

The state or condition of being similar to N'Drew Espinosa (a.k.a Drewdo).

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

The state or condition of being similar to P'Drew Espinosa (a.k.a Drewdo).

That's an invalid definition.  

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That's an invalid definition.  

I love how the only thing you changed in my definition was "Nong."  

You can never make up your mind about how old you are... almost like you're Drewlusional... 

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I love how the only thing you changed in my definition was "Nong."  

Still invalid, no matter the honorific used for me.  

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You can never make up your mind about how old you are...

How so? I know my exact age, it's y'all who delusionally insist otherwise!  

[spike382]

10 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Still invalid, no matter the honorific used for me.  

I didn't say my correct honorific made the definition valid you goofball.

Edited 8 hours ago by spike382

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Their parents wrote them on their behalf.  That's how little they care about you. 

 Wanna know the details? 

- My colleagues all said they'd wish I could stay and that I'll come back definitely soon, the head teacher even said that if it could have any weight she'd call the district to request I stay.

- they gave me gifts: a gift card, a pen and highlighters and a card

- my closest colleague 🫶🏻 made me a special card on her own (in addition the group one) saying how she wish I'd stay, she'll miss our time working together (we both had 5th graders), supervising recesses and our evenings venting to each other. We cried many many tears in each other's arms that last day (she's older but was new to the school too so we formes a very special bond together)

- from my students I had: many notes books (one had put a note in it saying thank you for helping me gain confidenc, listening to me and preparing me for middle school), a sweet treats jar with lollipops inside, a set with a weekly planner, a note book and a thing to write grocery shopping list and to store the shopping coupons, froma nother a box of mms, one made me a package with a personalized holiday work book with nods to our year together (a find the error game with our class picture, a recipe with missing informations I'll get by solving mathematical problems as a revenge from all the problems I gave them, charads and rebuses...) and a bags of mms with a note on it saying: "ingredients for an awesome teacher: 🔴 great stick figures drawings 🔵 great organisation skills 🟠 a very good sense of humor 🟡 fits of laughter every half hours 🟤 a tons of patience 🟢 a love for pitch" and each one had put a pitch in their gift bags 🥹 

Edit: a pitch is a little industrial brioche that can be found in many flavors (strawberry jam, chocolate chips, with a chocolate bar inside). I often had one on my desk or hiding in my pencil case that I'd eat during recess or after class 

Edited 8 hours ago by clochette

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Spiders by definition have eight legs! Those things only have six legs, so they are not spiders, no matter which planet they come from!  

Maybe it's a new species coming just for you and they don't need 8 legs to catch you 

Edited 8 hours ago by clochette

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Maybe it's a new species coming just for you

A new species of non-spiders? Sure.  

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, clochette said:

 Wanna know the details? 

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I didn't say my correct honorific made the definition valid you goofball.

Your correct honorific is Nong?  

 

[clochette]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said: