Rainbow parenting styles: kids vs. parents

[Kileoli]

18 minutes ago, Davide said:

I know about that argument. The joke was I was agreeing to lay off of the pancakes vs crepes debates, while casually igniting two more heated debates at the same time. I expected people to read it as a joke, not actually start those debates.

You are totally fine, you just woke up the demon @Jason Rimbaud and he is unfortunately right hot dogs are not sandwiches.... although the kids can make both of these two complicated recipes ....

Wow. I'm proud of us. The kids can do more than Crepes. I need a second t shirt.

[Kileoli]

13 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

British bacon, or back bacon, is a popular, lean cut from the pork loin combined with a small strip of belly fat. It is traditionally wet-cured in brine or dry-cured with sea salt and sugar, often smoked over wood for flavor. Unlike American streaky bacon, it offers a meatier texture essential to a full English Breakfast.

Very educational....

I'm glad I have my Tofu and nobody cares which part

[Krista]

23 hours ago, Zombie said:

sorry to disappoint, but parents always embarrass their kids - it’s in the Rulebook, you know, the one that’s not been written

When you're three aisles into grocery shopping, you have your oldest meandering beside you, because she's learned to behave... but two toddlers strapped to you via backpack leashes. The cereal aisle becomes a testament of patience. All those colorful boxes... all that cartoonish writing, and childish advertising.

You can overlook the first crash of cereal boxes as your little tot finally got enough 'line' to reach a box. Pick them up, tell them no, too much sugar. Three aisles deep, a buggy half full of necessities you're not going to put back, because you're outnumbered and two sets up lips are puckered out and you see the oncoming tantrum. Twins - you piss one off, you've pissed the other one off... that happens from Birth onward.

All those whispers from ladies that no longer were outnumbered by toddlers and children under the age of six in a grocery store and their judging eyes because you have two of them strapped to you like dogs and not little young people.

I think that gives me the right, forever, to embarrass the brats.  Nothing is more embarrassing than dragging two toddlers, both holding cereal boxes, because you've given up through the store on their butts, because apparently, if their hands are full their feet no longer work. 

Now they're teens. Paybacks are coming. 

----

As for my parenting style, I am looking around and I no longer see parents actively placing expectations on the shoulders of their children. They wander through life being carried, partially, and give little in return. I knew from the start that my children were to have expectations. I mentioned this a few times to other parents and they blinked at me. Some would say, "kids that young?" And I would always answer with, yes. My kids were expected to gather their dirty dishes and give them to me, or place them in the sink. They were expected to clean their rooms. They were expected to bring their dirty laundry down to be washed. They knew they wouldn't be allowed any screen at the table, or in the family room when their attention and involvement/participation was -- you guessed it, expected. 

They come in from school, they do their homework. They do their chores. They eat their supper and we talk about their day. After we clean the kitchen together, afterwards they're free to decompress and do what they wish. When they were younger they'd bring their crafting, or toys, or whatever they wanted to do to the family room, not because they were told to, but because they wanted to be in the room with us whilst they played. Now they're older and stinky teenagers, so they do like their rooms more.  

But that went for the adults too. To place expectations on the shoulders of children, you should place them on yourself as well. 

Flexibility is key. Children have bad days. The world burdens them. You will never know every single burden, but you hope you've prepared them enough to manage it, or you've given them enough openness they will come to you when they can't. One of these days I'm sure one or more of my children will come to me and tell me something that happened to them, and it will shatter me. It may even be my fault in the end.

Social media we do not allow though. I explained and rehashed my reasons for them not to be on social media. The oldest is driving now, and she still isn't allowed on any platform. I'm sure they get doses of it at school, the blocks on content are easy to get around, and they're allowed phones during down time and between classes to get that fix. They have friends, most of them with poor posture and eyes glued to their phones.

I know I've done something good when they come home annoyed because their friends are addicted to scrolling endlessly looking for fifteen seconds of whimsy, and my children can't understand 'why' it is necessary to be on phones/tablets all the time and not engaging with the people around them.

My children are also different individually. I worry about the boys more than I do the girls. They seem to take the punches the world gives them a lot harder. 

I admit that I am a beast when it comes to incidents that happen at school. I know what y'all are thinking. She's one of those.. "Little Jonny can do no wrong..." sorts. No, I don't think I am. I have explained to them that school disciplinary actions are important, they will follow through with them. I've told them after each incident there are better ways to handle it. That I understood heat of the moment situations are difficult to digest, but they are expected to handle it better in the future. 

I was privately proud of them both though. They stood up for what they believed, they just didn't choose the right words or way to do it. Most of you may be thinking... 'well they take after her...' 

But I am still a beast. Especially when I think the teachers were unfair. So far though there's only been two incidents that prompted a visit from me. They're mostly well behaved and I get great feedback on them. It was the two girls that I got called into the school over, not the boys.  I won't go into detail about the incidents here, as they're rather specific and one of them even made the school's newspaper and I'm rather certain that publication is open to public viewing and not restricted behind the school's log-in, so I will not talk about that. Just know that my daughter wasn't the only one upset with that teacher that day, but you best believe I was the first one in that office and that teacher left having heard my opinion.  

I do get told that I am one of the most involved parents. I make it a point to be. I want to know what they're learning, what their assignments are, when they're due. I want to know how they're graded. I know each child's syllabus for every class. More parents should, we all have access to that information at least at the school my children are enrolled in. 

I went back and forth on whether or not to say any of this. I try to keep my footprint on social media rather minimal, so I don't like to specifically talk about anything to do with my children and family, jokes aside. I think I've kept this all vague enough.

Only a few people know how I came to be a mother. It wasn't conventional. There was a time in my life when I thought I would never get the chance to be one. My husband showed me that it was a fight worth the fighting for and we made it happen, with a lot of help from my mother. Someone who I think I get a lot of my strength from, she doesn't know where I got all the sass though.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

20 minutes ago, Krista said:

When you're three aisles into grocery shopping, you have your oldest meandering beside you, because she's learned to behave... but two toddlers strapped to you via backpack leashes. The cereal aisle becomes a testament of patience. All those colorful boxes... all that cartoonish writing, and childish advertising.

You can overlook the first crash of cereal boxes as your little tot finally got enough 'line' to reach a box. Pick them up, tell them no, too much sugar. Three aisles deep, a buggy half full of necessities you're not going to put back, because you're outnumbered and two sets up lips are puckered out and you see the oncoming tantrum. Twins - you piss one off, you've pissed the other one off... that happens from Birth onward.

All those whispers from ladies that no longer were outnumbered by toddlers and children under the age of six in a grocery store and their judging eyes because you have two of them strapped to you like dogs and not little young people.

I think that gives me the right, forever, to embarrass the brats.  Nothing is more embarrassing than dragging two toddlers, both holding cereal boxes, because you've given up through the store on their butts, because apparently, if their hands are full their feet no longer work. 

Now they're teens. Paybacks are coming. 

----

As for my parenting style, I am looking around and I no longer see parents actively placing expectations on the shoulders of their children. They wander through life being carried, partially, and give little in return. I knew from the start that my children were to have expectations. I mentioned this a few times to other parents and they blinked at me. Some would say, "kids that young?" And I would always answer with, yes. My kids were expected to gather their dirty dishes and give them to me, or place them in the sink. They were expected to clean their rooms. They were expected to bring their dirty laundry down to be washed. They knew they wouldn't be allowed any screen at the table, or in the family room when their attention and involvement/participation was -- you guessed it, expected. 

They come in from school, they do their homework. They do their chores. They eat their supper and we talk about their day. After we clean the kitchen together, afterwards they're free to decompress and do what they wish. When they were younger they'd bring their crafting, or toys, or whatever they wanted to do to the family room, not because they were told to, but because they wanted to be in the room with us whilst they played. Now they're older and stinky teenagers, so they do like their rooms more.  

But that went for the adults too. To place expectations on the shoulders of children, you should place them on yourself as well. 

Flexibility is key. Children have bad days. The world burdens them. You will never know every single burden, but you hope you've prepared them enough to manage it, or you've given them enough openness they will come to you when they can't. One of these days I'm sure one or more of my children will come to me and tell me something that happened to them, and it will shatter me. It may even be my fault in the end.

Social media we do not allow though. I explained and rehashed my reasons for them not to be on social media. The oldest is driving now, and she still isn't allowed on any platform. I'm sure they get doses of it at school, the blocks on content are easy to get around, and they're allowed phones during down time and between classes to get that fix. They have friends, most of them with poor posture and eyes glued to their phones.

I know I've done something good when they come home annoyed because their friends are addicted to scrolling endlessly looking for fifteen seconds of whimsy, and my children can't understand 'why' it is necessary to be on phones/tablets all the time and not engaging with the people around them.

My children are also different individually. I worry about the boys more than I do the girls. They seem to take the punches the world gives them a lot harder. 

I admit that I am a beast when it comes to incidents that happen at school. I know what y'all are thinking. She's one of those.. "Little Jonny can do no wrong..." sorts. No, I don't think I am. I have explained to them that school disciplinary actions are important, they will follow through with them. I've told them after each incident there are better ways to handle it. That I understood heat of the moment situations are difficult to digest, but they are expected to handle it better in the future. 

I was privately proud of them both though. They stood up for what they believed, they just didn't choose the right words or way to do it. Most of you may be thinking... 'well they take after her...' 

But I am still a beast. Especially when I think the teachers were unfair. So far though there's only been two incidents that prompted a visit from me. They're mostly well behaved and I get great feedback on them. It was the two girls that I got called into the school over, not the boys.  I won't go into detail about the incidents here, as they're rather specific and one of them even made the school's newspaper and I'm rather certain that publication is open to public viewing and not restricted behind the school's log-in, so I will not talk about that. Just know that my daughter wasn't the only one upset with that teacher that day, but you best believe I was the first one in that office and that teacher left having heard my opinion.  

I do get told that I am one of the most involved parents. I make it a point to be. I want to know what they're learning, what their assignments are, when they're due. I want to know how they're graded. I know each child's syllabus for every class. More parents should, we all have access to that information at least at the school my children are enrolled in. 

I went back and forth on whether or not to say any of this. I try to keep my footprint on social media rather minimal, so I don't like to specifically talk about anything to do with my children and family, jokes aside. I think I've kept this all vague enough.

Only a few people know how I came to be a mother. It wasn't conventional. There was a time in my life when I thought I would never get the chance to be one. My husband showed me that it was a fight worth the fighting for and we made it happen, with a lot of help from my mother. Someone who I think I get a lot of my strength from, she doesn't know where I got all the sass though.  

For one, I know where you get the sass but that's neither here nor over wherever your shoelaceless shoes are stored. 

I loved this post, partly because it shows that being involved makes a good home life, which produces good children. And partly because it gives us a glimpse at the drive you possess, and it makes a clearer picture of who you are as a person. You always seemed to be an honest, opinionated, but kind person, and with little glimpses like this, we are assured our opinion of you is accurate. 

And it might explain why you are so "mean" online, (your words never mine), having teenagers at home, you have to get out all that pent-up angst somewhere.  .  

I couldn't kiss your feet for the entire comment; it didn't feel right/write. 

[Jeff Burton]

1 hour ago, Krista said:

When you're three aisles into grocery shopping, you have your oldest meandering beside you, because she's learned to behave... but two toddlers strapped to you via backpack leashes. The cereal aisle becomes a testament of patience. All those colorful boxes... all that cartoonish writing, and childish advertising.

You can overlook the first crash of cereal boxes as your little tot finally got enough 'line' to reach a box. Pick them up, tell them no, too much sugar. Three aisles deep, a buggy half full of necessities you're not going to put back, because you're outnumbered and two sets up lips are puckered out and you see the oncoming tantrum. Twins - you piss one off, you've pissed the other one off... that happens from Birth onward.

All those whispers from ladies that no longer were outnumbered by toddlers and children under the age of six in a grocery store and their judging eyes because you have two of them strapped to you like dogs and not little young people.

I think that gives me the right, forever, to embarrass the brats.  Nothing is more embarrassing than dragging two toddlers, both holding cereal boxes, because you've given up through the store on their butts, because apparently, if their hands are full their feet no longer work. 

Now they're teens. Paybacks are coming. 

----

As for my parenting style, I am looking around and I no longer see parents actively placing expectations on the shoulders of their children. They wander through life being carried, partially, and give little in return. I knew from the start that my children were to have expectations. I mentioned this a few times to other parents and they blinked at me. Some would say, "kids that young?" And I would always answer with, yes. My kids were expected to gather their dirty dishes and give them to me, or place them in the sink. They were expected to clean their rooms. They were expected to bring their dirty laundry down to be washed. They knew they wouldn't be allowed any screen at the table, or in the family room when their attention and involvement/participation was -- you guessed it, expected. 

They come in from school, they do their homework. They do their chores. They eat their supper and we talk about their day. After we clean the kitchen together, afterwards they're free to decompress and do what they wish. When they were younger they'd bring their crafting, or toys, or whatever they wanted to do to the family room, not because they were told to, but because they wanted to be in the room with us whilst they played. Now they're older and stinky teenagers, so they do like their rooms more.  

But that went for the adults too. To place expectations on the shoulders of children, you should place them on yourself as well. 

Flexibility is key. Children have bad days. The world burdens them. You will never know every single burden, but you hope you've prepared them enough to manage it, or you've given them enough openness they will come to you when they can't. One of these days I'm sure one or more of my children will come to me and tell me something that happened to them, and it will shatter me. It may even be my fault in the end.

Social media we do not allow though. I explained and rehashed my reasons for them not to be on social media. The oldest is driving now, and she still isn't allowed on any platform. I'm sure they get doses of it at school, the blocks on content are easy to get around, and they're allowed phones during down time and between classes to get that fix. They have friends, most of them with poor posture and eyes glued to their phones.

I know I've done something good when they come home annoyed because their friends are addicted to scrolling endlessly looking for fifteen seconds of whimsy, and my children can't understand 'why' it is necessary to be on phones/tablets all the time and not engaging with the people around them.

My children are also different individually. I worry about the boys more than I do the girls. They seem to take the punches the world gives them a lot harder. 

I admit that I am a beast when it comes to incidents that happen at school. I know what y'all are thinking. She's one of those.. "Little Jonny can do no wrong..." sorts. No, I don't think I am. I have explained to them that school disciplinary actions are important, they will follow through with them. I've told them after each incident there are better ways to handle it. That I understood heat of the moment situations are difficult to digest, but they are expected to handle it better in the future. 

I was privately proud of them both though. They stood up for what they believed, they just didn't choose the right words or way to do it. Most of you may be thinking... 'well they take after her...' 

But I am still a beast. Especially when I think the teachers were unfair. So far though there's only been two incidents that prompted a visit from me. They're mostly well behaved and I get great feedback on them. It was the two girls that I got called into the school over, not the boys.  I won't go into detail about the incidents here, as they're rather specific and one of them even made the school's newspaper and I'm rather certain that publication is open to public viewing and not restricted behind the school's log-in, so I will not talk about that. Just know that my daughter wasn't the only one upset with that teacher that day, but you best believe I was the first one in that office and that teacher left having heard my opinion.  

I do get told that I am one of the most involved parents. I make it a point to be. I want to know what they're learning, what their assignments are, when they're due. I want to know how they're graded. I know each child's syllabus for every class. More parents should, we all have access to that information at least at the school my children are enrolled in. 

I went back and forth on whether or not to say any of this. I try to keep my footprint on social media rather minimal, so I don't like to specifically talk about anything to do with my children and family, jokes aside. I think I've kept this all vague enough.

Only a few people know how I came to be a mother. It wasn't conventional. There was a time in my life when I thought I would never get the chance to be one. My husband showed me that it was a fight worth the fighting for and we made it happen, with a lot of help from my mother. Someone who I think I get a lot of my strength from, she doesn't know where I got all the sass though.  

See now that is beautiful and it’s something we needed more of a long time ago.

So you go girl.  I’m in total agreement with Jason though this explains things, and now I know where that little irrational fear I have from you comes from. You’re able to Strike Hard, Strike Home (the old motto of the US Navy’s USS Long Beach) because you’ve got practical experience in the matter.

The whole social media thing is probably one of the best things you and your husband did for them, because I’ve seen what it does up close and it’s hard to fix once it’s rooted in there too deep.

[Kileoli]

1 hour ago, Krista said:

When you're three aisles into grocery shopping, you have your oldest meandering beside you, because she's learned to behave... but two toddlers strapped to you via backpack leashes. The cereal aisle becomes a testament of patience. All those colorful boxes... all that cartoonish writing, and childish advertising.

You can overlook the first crash of cereal boxes as your little tot finally got enough 'line' to reach a box. Pick them up, tell them no, too much sugar. Three aisles deep, a buggy half full of necessities you're not going to put back, because you're outnumbered and two sets up lips are puckered out and you see the oncoming tantrum. Twins - you piss one off, you've pissed the other one off... that happens from Birth onward.

All those whispers from ladies that no longer were outnumbered by toddlers and children under the age of six in a grocery store and their judging eyes because you have two of them strapped to you like dogs and not little young people.

I think that gives me the right, forever, to embarrass the brats.  Nothing is more embarrassing than dragging two toddlers, both holding cereal boxes, because you've given up through the store on their butts, because apparently, if their hands are full their feet no longer work. 

Now they're teens. Paybacks are coming. 

----

As for my parenting style, I am looking around and I no longer see parents actively placing expectations on the shoulders of their children. They wander through life being carried, partially, and give little in return. I knew from the start that my children were to have expectations. I mentioned this a few times to other parents and they blinked at me. Some would say, "kids that young?" And I would always answer with, yes. My kids were expected to gather their dirty dishes and give them to me, or place them in the sink. They were expected to clean their rooms. They were expected to bring their dirty laundry down to be washed. They knew they wouldn't be allowed any screen at the table, or in the family room when their attention and involvement/participation was -- you guessed it, expected. 

They come in from school, they do their homework. They do their chores. They eat their supper and we talk about their day. After we clean the kitchen together, afterwards they're free to decompress and do what they wish. When they were younger they'd bring their crafting, or toys, or whatever they wanted to do to the family room, not because they were told to, but because they wanted to be in the room with us whilst they played. Now they're older and stinky teenagers, so they do like their rooms more.  

But that went for the adults too. To place expectations on the shoulders of children, you should place them on yourself as well. 

Flexibility is key. Children have bad days. The world burdens them. You will never know every single burden, but you hope you've prepared them enough to manage it, or you've given them enough openness they will come to you when they can't. One of these days I'm sure one or more of my children will come to me and tell me something that happened to them, and it will shatter me. It may even be my fault in the end.

Social media we do not allow though. I explained and rehashed my reasons for them not to be on social media. The oldest is driving now, and she still isn't allowed on any platform. I'm sure they get doses of it at school, the blocks on content are easy to get around, and they're allowed phones during down time and between classes to get that fix. They have friends, most of them with poor posture and eyes glued to their phones.

I know I've done something good when they come home annoyed because their friends are addicted to scrolling endlessly looking for fifteen seconds of whimsy, and my children can't understand 'why' it is necessary to be on phones/tablets all the time and not engaging with the people around them.

My children are also different individually. I worry about the boys more than I do the girls. They seem to take the punches the world gives them a lot harder. 

I admit that I am a beast when it comes to incidents that happen at school. I know what y'all are thinking. She's one of those.. "Little Jonny can do no wrong..." sorts. No, I don't think I am. I have explained to them that school disciplinary actions are important, they will follow through with them. I've told them after each incident there are better ways to handle it. That I understood heat of the moment situations are difficult to digest, but they are expected to handle it better in the future. 

I was privately proud of them both though. They stood up for what they believed, they just didn't choose the right words or way to do it. Most of you may be thinking... 'well they take after her...' 

But I am still a beast. Especially when I think the teachers were unfair. So far though there's only been two incidents that prompted a visit from me. They're mostly well behaved and I get great feedback on them. It was the two girls that I got called into the school over, not the boys.  I won't go into detail about the incidents here, as they're rather specific and one of them even made the school's newspaper and I'm rather certain that publication is open to public viewing and not restricted behind the school's log-in, so I will not talk about that. Just know that my daughter wasn't the only one upset with that teacher that day, but you best believe I was the first one in that office and that teacher left having heard my opinion.  

I do get told that I am one of the most involved parents. I make it a point to be. I want to know what they're learning, what their assignments are, when they're due. I want to know how they're graded. I know each child's syllabus for every class. More parents should, we all have access to that information at least at the school my children are enrolled in. 

I went back and forth on whether or not to say any of this. I try to keep my footprint on social media rather minimal, so I don't like to specifically talk about anything to do with my children and family, jokes aside. I think I've kept this all vague enough.

Only a few people know how I came to be a mother. It wasn't conventional. There was a time in my life when I thought I would never get the chance to be one. My husband showed me that it was a fight worth the fighting for and we made it happen, with a lot of help from my mother. Someone who I think I get a lot of my strength from, she doesn't know where I got all the sass though.  

First of all thanks for sharing a piece of you and your experience as a parent. You probably know it but I'm gonna say it again. You are one hell of parents.

The kids on the leash with the cereal box and a mom who has surrender to the will of the demons....there were so many things I kept on nodding as I read your comments. The shopping drama was mostly avoided by go shopping alone. To be honest it was no fun to sit with the kids until the tantrum was gone, and the younger one can throw tantrums lasting an hour.

I guess I need a private course on how to make the kids not involved with social media. The kids are still young but I see that the time is limited before it's too late.

I can claim it's a bit different here with kids having to take responsibility for their own basic needs at kindergarten and school, they have to clean up after themselves and so on but I guess it's a skill they forget later 😅

One of the things other parents don't like about us is the kids had their own phone, laptop and flat-rate screen time from a very early age, they have even access to sweets unsurprised. What they don't see is the strict rules ( expectations) and reality of having more control. We call it the LIST.its a list of their chores to do before they ask about watching tv or playing computer games. There were nights kid1 went to bed crying and totally frustrated because she wasted so much time and didn't manage to finish things on time. It's a good feeling that they don't blame you for not allowing the screen but admit their mistakes.

What many parents do is simply giving their phones to the toddler to shut up, what they are doing is giving the full access to the adult world, they can buy things, send my boss random pictures ..., so no, they had their own phones totally limited. I'm just thinking maybe they should get their own platform....

As for school I try not to get involved because it won't end up nice. Like you, we try to talk about the incidents and find solutions, I heard the kid is really problem solving oriented and the teacher was glad that kid1 tried to find solutions for other conflicts.

So just Reading your comment was very helpful, at least I know I am on a good way. The teenage years scare me but I hope everyone survive without much casualties.

BTW @Krista you have my full respect, you even make @Jason Rimbaudbehave. So I know I gotta be careful around you.😇

 

 

 

[Kileoli]

52 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

I know where that little irrational fear I have from you comes from. You’re able to Strike Hard

Why do I have a feeling there is a some background I don't know. Should I start dreading my life?

I changed my mind, I guess I figure out the social media problem without tutoring from @Krista. I may not survive her.

[Jeff Burton]

1 minute ago, Kileoli said:

Why do I have a feeling there is a some background I don't know. Should I start dreading my life?

I changed my mind, I guess I figure out the social media problem without tutoring from @Krista. I may not survive her.

It’s an old observation from when I really started to participate here again. 

Krista is very good at being visceral in her forum replies, depending on the topic and for a while her attention was one I did not wish to attract, because I definitely did not wish to have that same visceral directed at me lol, so I flew under the radar for a while.

So despite being rather good forum friends, who jab and counter jab each other all the time, and someone I respect greatly, that original fear is still there.

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

12 minutes ago, Kileoli said:

you even make @Jason Rimbaudbehave.

Only when its not in my thread or hers. She doesn't scare me! 

[Jason Rimbaud]

39 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Only when its not in my thread or hers. She doesn't scare me! 

You should read Learned To Lie, her magnum opus, you'd see in the comments how unafraid I am of her. I'm the founding member of The Sacred Knights of Trolling Krista AKA The Fabulous One. Though I am retired. 

PS: I Was also the only member, everyone else was/is too scared of her.  Especially that Jeff guy

[wildone]

Come on Jason and Jeff, i've known Krista pretty well for 17 years  

I'm still alive  

I just know better than to give her my address or show up at her address 😮 

I'm not afraid when I have about 2200 miles between us  

[Jason Rimbaud]

27 minutes ago, wildone said:

Come on Jason and Jeff, i've known Krista pretty well for 17 years  

I'm still alive  

I just know better than to give her my address or show up at her address 😮 

I'm not afraid when I have about 2200 miles between us  

I’d give her my address.  I think she would hate me in real life more than she does online.  The only difference, she’d get a free lunch. 

[Kileoli]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

You should read Learned To Lie, her magnum opus, you'd see in the comments how unafraid I am of her. I'm the founding member of The Sacred Knights of Trolling Krista AKA The Fabulous One. Though I am retired. 

PS: I Was also the only member, everyone else was/is too scared of her.  Especially that Jeff guy

No thanks, I'm pretty fine with the image of Krista as the respectable lady. I have a feeling she's one of those parents you want to have her in your contacts as the emergency but you have to make sure during parent-teacher meetings stay out of her radar.

And I can't imagine something like"it's not my forum" stops you from sharing your wisdom 😈😂

[Kileoli]

54 minutes ago, wildone said:

Come on Jason and Jeff, i've known Krista pretty well for 17 years  

I'm still alive  

I just know better than to give her my address or show up at her address 😮 

I'm not afraid when I have about 2200 miles between us  

I didn't feel threatened but now I feel totally safe because I have more than 2200 miles ( but you give her a radius to haunt you down).

Putting Jason and Jeff together, just gave me an idea, a fanfiction story of Jason and Jeff as brothers and Krista as the mother.... I just need a few more family members.

[Jeff Burton]

27 minutes ago, Kileoli said:

I didn't feel threatened but now I feel totally safe because I have more than 2200 miles ( but you give her a radius to haunt you down).

Putting Jason and Jeff together, just gave me an idea, a fanfiction story of Jason and Jeff as brothers and Krista as the mother.... I just need a few more family members.

Oh my God. I have no Idea what kind of story you thought that would be but I know exactly the story it'll end up being and the thought is as Krista puts it, "Absolutely filthy."

[Jason Rimbaud]

14 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

Oh my God. I have no Idea what kind of story you thought that would be but I know exactly the story it'll end up being and the thought is as Krista puts it, "Absolutely filthy."

And I for one won’t be a party to such filth.  

[Kileoli]

13 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

Oh my God. I have no Idea what kind of story you thought that would be but I know exactly the story it'll end up being and the thought is as Krista puts it, "Absolutely filthy."

I don't know. I need to find out who the father is, or are you guys adopted ? But I thought the absolutely filthy would come from Jason, ....now thinking about it Jason mentioned Krista's pearls the other day.

I'm starting to think it's a very bad story to write.

[Jeff Burton]

4 minutes ago, Kileoli said:

I don't know. I need to find out who the father is, or are you guys adopted ? But I thought the absolutely filthy would come from Jason, ....now thinking about it Jason mentioned Krista's pearls the other day.

I'm starting to think it's a very bad story to write.

Oh no I think I can out-filth Jason on this one.  I can be move beyond filth and go straight to nasty.

[Kileoli]

59 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

Oh no I think I can out-filth Jason on this one.  I can be move beyond filth and go straight to nasty.

Out-filthing Jason is a very high level of capability, I thought only @chris191070 could do. Now I'm thinking this should be a new thread as a challenge to all writers who want to rise....

Prompt nr.69. write a short story of max 5k with Jason and Jeff as the brothers and Krista as the mom. ( Volunteers are accepted for the role of the dad)

(Please stay within the 5k limit or ....what happens if it gets too filthy? Is there a higher Tag than "mature")😂

[Jason Rimbaud]

7 minutes ago, Kileoli said:

Out-filthing Jason is a very high level of capability, I thought only @chris191070 could do. Now I'm thinking this should be a new thread as a challenge to all writers who want to rise....

Prompt nr.69. write a short story of max 5k with Jason and Jeff as the brothers and Krista as the mom. ( Volunteers are accepted for the role of the dad)

(Please stay within the 5k limit or ....what happens if it gets too filthy? Is there a higher Tag than "mature")😂

Fine, a story about Jeff and I as brothers.  Incest it is.   Poor Krista will choke herself clutching her pearls.   

[Kileoli]

10 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Incest it is.

Damn, I totally forgot the incest potential. I was mostly thinking of Jason being the older brother and giving Jeff as younger brother some tips to the world of gayness and hot wings ...

Sorry Krista. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

45 minutes ago, Kileoli said:

Damn, I totally forgot the incest potential. I was mostly thinking of Jason being the older brother and giving Jeff as younger brother some tips to the world of gayness and hot wings ...

Sorry Krista. 

Challenge accepted.  Though five k words might be difficult.  

[Jeff Burton]

1 hour ago, Kileoli said:

Damn, I totally forgot the incest potential. I was mostly thinking of Jason being the older brother and giving Jeff as younger brother some tips to the world of gayness and hot wings ...

Sorry Krista. 

Oh there’s totally going to be some tips to the world of gayness alright great job on trying to open this Pandora’s box of horror that should have never been touched to begin with.

Also just because I can be nasty doesn’t mean I’m going to write nasty.

I’m bound by the magic of the Clutched Pearls of Kristalis to hear no filth, see no filth and never create such filth so help me.

[Jeff Burton]

I would just like to say… we kinda did it again on the off topic 😂 same culprits different thread. ❤️

[Davide]

6 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

I would just like to say… we kinda did it again on the off topic 😂 same culprits different thread. ❤️

What do you mean offtopic? This topic is about parenting and you've been talking about Krista as you and Jason's mother. See, totally on topic. 😛