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An Erection Lasting More than Four Hours Ever wonder what happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours? Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism. Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.' The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do. 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.

Someone please post the picture. Thanks.

Mikeal? Peculiar spelling.

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.

Larry Is In The Hospital... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?", she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates." he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?", she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is in Memorial Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233

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Today is November 12, 2013. That's 11/12/13 (American notation). That will happen again in 13 months and one day...12/13/14. After that it will not happen again for nearly a century. That will be 01/02/03...January 2, 2103. Enjoy it now.

You are well-informed. From the New York Times: Full story here. As your reward for being well-informed, Aditus, you are obligated to provide the next challenge.

Nope, though it appears he likes to read. Don't get your news here except perhaps a little in the New York Times. A quote/clue: “The number of honors seems to be endless. The inscription on my gravestone will read, ‘Please turn over!’ ”

Or, watch some old Rumpole of the Bailey films.

While Podga slumbers, who is this?

One of our sons has an antenna in his attic on which he picks up 30+ local area stations including HDTV channels. They also subscribe to Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. They are more than satisfied with the choices they have and probably save over $100 per month.

The Globe Theatre is an amazing place and a Shakespeare play performed there is a real treat. We have been there several times when in London. I heartily recommend it to everyone.

Getting rid of cable is becoming a popular move. Hulu Plus and other services allow you to watch network TV programs over the internet and through a smart TV. I enjoyed following the Boston Red Sox this past season through MLB.TV on both my home TVs and my tablet. Amazon has a neat little book you may want to read: