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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer €100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, €200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Aditus? Are you still here?

Baseball is my game, but some strange things do happen. Take for example Jason Villar's slide into Brandon Phillips' butt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=15L7IjGASg0

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."

Sasha, I don't know why you don't allow comments on your book cover gallery. I was intrigued by this one. My own hearing aids are rather petite by comparison to those depicted on the cover for Don't Shout. They are very good hearing aids, but I never have to tell anyone not to shout. It amazes me how soft spoken so many people are. Even more amazing is how many people mumble, how indistinct their speech is. I can hear them well, thanks to the hearing aids, but I can't understand them. That said, I now have another story I want to read...this one. Be back soon with a review.

UNDEAD? LOL

Au contraire, mon ami, Zombie. I just copy and paste a video URL such as from youtube. I do not use the media tags.

I am rethinking my opposition to "Dislike This" buttons.

A balding, white haired man from Punta Gorda, Florida walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’ At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled, and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’ The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds, and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’ On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’ ‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my great weekend!’

Just copy and paste the URL; do not use the link function.

I can't see any good coming from a negative point option. An anonymous dislike is the worst possible option.

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Ralph, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

What? Not quite what I had in mind about being nice.

Sounds mean to me. I think we could say something nicer about a member who reaches this reputation level. No suggestion. If someone does cheat, they should be admonished. Otherwise, be nice.

I don't think Photoshop was used. It's simply a picture of a girl holding a mirror; the mirror reflects the lawn in front of the girl.

Here's a brief biography of Henri Cartier-Bresson and some examples of his work: http://www.lomography.com/magazine/lifestyle/2011/03/15/best-of-the-best-henri-cartier-bresson?utm_source=www&utm_medium=magazine&utm_campaign=articles_same_author

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ''Is your date running late?'' ''No'', he replies, '‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.’' The intrigued woman says, ''A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'' The Aussie explains, ''It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'' The lady says, ''What's it telling you now?'' ''Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'' The woman giggles and replies, ''Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, ''Bloody thing's an hour fast!''

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver-haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he says with a deep sigh ............

What is ironic is your blog title since one of the leaders is a bantam rooster and the other is merely chicken.