Yeah, 'Izzle' was popular with rap in the early 2000's (Snoop Dog used it a lot). Since you're associating it with Jamie Kennedy, you must have just seen Malibu's Most Wanted .
Oh and Craigslist. Please tell me you aren't looking for love on there. Great for used appliances, missed connections are fun to read, but beware the men seeking men section . Unless a PnP, NSA, blow & go is what you're looking for.
Anyways, good plan on hedging your bet on faith & such. There's a little part of me that worries that come judgement day, we'll have a 'oh crap, they were right' moment. But if they were right, at least I'll know I'll have lots of good company in hell.
Merry Christmas Dom!