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It's not gay but I laughed out loud after reading from Quora: Jokes, Humour & Funny stories 🤣😹🙈😆 · Following Posted by Rebecca 11mo Better than money A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."

Crackers!

I got the impression that this was the reason for the men's fascination with foreskin...I didn't read anything else into it.

All is well and then the chapter ends on a cliffie!

Their story seems complete, thanks for sharing!

Two men and a boy scout prepared to survive! Courage in the face of horror!

Claire is starting to get sorted...what about Jack? Zach's overture paid off. Will convinced Steff that Brad didn't need Anders-Hayes. Travis got called.

Well done! The pieces fit!

I loved this chapter with its bittersweet moments, insights and coming out moment!

They came. They saw. They vacationed!

This chapter has that penultimate vibe vey well told.

Wow! They totally reconnected after forty years!

"And no, I’m not going to tell you the titles of my clit-ticklers nor the name I wrote them under. They were awful, I neither know nor care how well they sold and I’m hoping only five copies were printed and four of them are in a landfill now.” “Catch me later,” Ron stage-whispered. “I keep the fifth with his socks.” He was kidding. I think." And I roared with laughter! Well done!

The only mention of Travis was in Zach's letter, which surprises me. Still not sure where Claire will end up regarding Marie and John. Zach apologized and Will isn't crawling back to him which is fantastic!

Finally open with each other and so rewarding!

Bill I loved the chapter but everything I could think to say has already been said, and perhaps better than I would have expressed it.

"Then came the tornado. And things changed." A cliff hanger! Everything was going almost too good....

Forty years later! So much to catch each other up! Could be an all nighter.

I think that George underestimates his mother and probably gets more of his ability to read people and social situations from her than from his father.

Mat is discovering a lot about himself, Jer and life itself.

Thanks for the update!

Obama would certainly be a competent Supreme Court Justice. But on the current court, probably very frustrated.

Mark is needy. But so is Wayne who now feels guilty. Truth be told, in such depressing and terrible circumstances I can't fault either for taking whatever comfort is available.

Claire's insight and vote to remove Craig surprised me. I thought she might abstain. Will is not the corporate board member type as evinced by his actions. But let's not forget, he agitated for the review and it's findings were pretty damning.