JamesSavik Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 In case you haven't heard the Pentagon had a plan back in the 1990s to create a bomb with chemicals that made people "gay and disinterested" in fighting. Of course this is probably one of the most idiotic plans in history. Anyone who has ever been set upon by an angry lesbian or argued with a gay man knows that gays are never disinterested in fighting. Such a bomb would likely backfire badly as it would create legions of people who are gay & bitchy. I pity the poor marines coming ashore to face that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clumber Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) I heard about this... its probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Still, I agree. I do have to pity the marines who come ashore to face an army of angry and fashinably camoflaged gay men EDIT: Also... doesn't the American Army have quite a bad record when it comes to Friendly Fire...? It'd have to be termed Overly Friendly Fire or something... Edited July 6, 2007 by clumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krista Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Wow.. lol. That's one of the most outlandish things I've read about... Krista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaStKid Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ahem, just imagine all those hot and sexy men in those camouflage attire...all gay and stuff!!! Eye-candy material will go sky-rocketing!!! I can see myself drooling right now!! The BeaStKid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bondwriter Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 This would make for a great Monty Python skit, along the lines of the Killer Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFriendlyFace Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 In case you haven't heard the Pentagon had a plan back in the 1990s to create a bomb with chemicals that made people "gay and disinterested" in fighting. Of course this is probably one of the most idiotic plans in history. Anyone who has ever been set upon by an angry lesbian or argued with a gay man knows that gays are never disinterested in fighting. Such a bomb would likely backfire badly as it would create legions of people who are gay & bitchy. I pity the poor marines coming ashore to face that. Still, I agree. I do have to pity the marines who come ashore to face an army of angry and fashinably camoflaged gay men I think we've got an oxymoron on our hands here (I get to be bitchy because I'm gay :king: ) This would make for a great Monty Python skit, along the lines of the Killer Joke. Oh my gosh! That would make a really funny Monty Python skit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaStKid Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 This would make for a great Monty Python skit, along the lines of the Killer Joke. and a great movie too...Imagine the chaos that'll happen in the movie's storyline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfalkon Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 That would be great movie material. What kind of chemicals were they planning on using? If it works I want that formula! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 That's delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 and a great movie too...Imagine the chaos that'll happen in the movie's storyline I could only see that being made as one kind of movie, and I'm not thinking it would be an epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bondwriter Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I could only see that being made as one kind of movie, and I'm not thinking it would be an epic. Yes, same here, it's do for a great comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaStKid Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Yes, same here, it's do for a great comedy. That's what I was thinking...comedy of errors and what not!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Porno... someone had to say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaStKid Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Porno... someone had to say it. Well, me thinks that me would like to watch that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Michaels Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I laugh everytime I think about this.... And I'm pretty sure there would be fighting... but it would most likely be witty, and not involve guns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieshwar Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 That would have been GREAT! Just imagine all those hunky gay soldiers in front of the Church. I would like to see them preach 'homosexuality being sin' in front of an homosexual army. Ieshwar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaStKid Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 That would have been GREAT! Just imagine all those hunky gay soldiers in front of the Church. I would like to see them preach 'homosexuality being sin' in front of an homosexual army. Ieshwar I want to see their faces when they do so...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill W Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I hope someone lets me know if I'm going to be attacked by an army of gays. I certainly want to be prepared for that moment. Or if it is to be inflicted on the population being attacked, I hope I get sufficient warning so I can travel there and take advantage of the 'new recruits.' Just imagine, instead of putting bayonets on the end of their weapons, they could attach dildoes in their place. It would make the hand-to-hand combat much more stimulating, although nearly as painful for the straight attackers. Instead of dueling banjos, as in Deliverance, it would be fighting cocks (and I'm not talking roosters here), although some sterotypical proponents might claim dueling fashion consultants, hairstylists or interior decorators. Would it be possible to have all the swishy fems defeat the invaders with a good tongue lashing? Just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now