[Shadowgod] CJ is at it again!

[Phantom]

I have come here to muster the forces of good against the EEEVIL goat! He's trying to recruit members of GA against our Shadowgod so it is up to us to defend him!

 

If you want to defend Shadowgod, tell him no to his EEVIL-ness and to leave our Shadowgod alone!

 

Tickles - The GA Mercenary!

[Drewbie]

yea cjames leave our steve alone oh and let brandon and chase live to marry and the same with the generals son.

[C James]

<cough!>

 

I hate to break it to y'all, but Shadowgod is the one conspiring against me, and he says so in his blog.

 

Remember: He's EEEVIL!

[Phantom]

<cough!>

 

I hate to break it to y'all, but Shadowgod is the one conspiring against me, and he says so in his blog.

 

Remember: He's EEEVIL!

 

No for you even said so yourself in a PM to me... that you are the basis for scar... one of the most EEEVIL characters in your series

[Benji]

No for you even said so yourself in a PM to me... that you are the basis for scar... one of the most EEEVIL characters in your series

 

........I must protest his Shadowyness clearly said in his blog ...' we plotted against the evil consortium CBOATS'. See he has admitted to plotting, that is evil all by itself. It is without a doubt ya'll have been duped!

[Phantom]

Alas Benji, you have been corrupted by the EEEVIL goat.... and as we all know Shadowgod is perfectly innocent of all things pertaining to EEEVIL doings

[Benji]

Alas Benji, you have been corrupted by the EEEVIL goat.... and as we all know Shadowgod is perfectly innocent of all things pertaining to EEEVIL doings

 

...............Right!!! Coming from a rubber ducky that has red tipped horns, Shuuush! his Shadowyness has enlisted the right demons in his cause!!

Edited November 22, 2008 by Benji

[Phantom]

...............Right!!! Coming from a rubber ducky that has red tipped horns, Shuuush! his Shadowyness has enlisted the right demons in his cause!!

 

Now now... as we all know CJ has written more Cliffies then our Shadowyone and well... need I mention the part where there was a missile heading toward a crippled aircraft? Or should I point to the fact he LOVES to demonize Shadowgod in each story somehow...

 

The goat is EEVIL!

[C James]

Now now... as we all know CJ has written more Cliffies then our Shadowyone and well... need I mention the part where there was a missile heading toward a crippled aircraft? Or should I point to the fact he LOVES to demonize Shadowgod in each story somehow...

 

The goat is EEVIL!

 

Now, now, Eric... You're stretching things there! There was not "a missile" heading towards the crippled aircraft! (there were four, so the singular is a stretch, no?)

 

Also, it's is an established, esaily provable fact that Shadowgod wrote the very end of that chapter. (LTMP 37). I can prove it; I have the edit sheets. They show clearly that the elipsis (the three dots at the very end of that paragraph) were pasted in, in web format. That elipsis was copy-and-pasted, by me, from LiS 26, so therefor, unquestionably, Shadowgod wrote the end of LTMP 37, and I have the proof!

 

As for Shadowgod's cliffhangers... He has many! I did, after all, compile a list, with descriptions, of the ones in LiS, but U have yet to do his other stories: his short stories, Shot of Bourbon, and Dreams & Cliffed Wings. Hrmmm, yes, I think I need to complie one for DnCW soon, but in the meantime, here's the list for Living in Surreality:

 

Warning, spoilers below!!!! Do not read unless you have already read Living in Surreality.

 

In light of recent questions and upcoming elections, I felt it that it was my duty, as a loyal supporter of Shadowgod, the King of Evil Cliffhangers, to post a thorough and detailed review and analysis of the Cliffhangers of LiS!

 

Let the Cliffhanging begin!!

 

 

Ch2

Joanne gave Jacob a look which spoke volumes, trust, understanding, but most of all that what happened with the school district in Sacramento wasn't entirely his fault.

And we wait for two several more chapters before finding out WHAT Jacob did in Sacramento.

 

 

Ch 5

Matt's face blanched, wondering how long Jacob had been standing there. Matt couldn't find the words, as Jacob slowly backed away, tears threatening to run down his cheeks. Jacob turned and ran from the school, unwilling to give Matt the satisfaction of seeing him hurt.

This was a doozy of a cliffhanger, JAcob had just heard Matt deny him. This is the infamous locker cliffhanger; Jacob breaks his hand punching a locker.

 

Ch 6

"Val?" he repeated in a high-pitched croak.

The line went dead.

Matt threw the receiver across the room with a painful howl, where it smashed against the wall. Wrapping his arms around his head, Matt attempted to shield himself from the anger and frustration he felt with himself, with Jacob, and most of all, with Valerie.

We are left, feeling Matt's angst, he feelings of abandonment and betrayal, as the chapter ends in a dizzying cliffhanger.

 

Ch 8, the "Nazi Waitress" tells Matt about Val and Jacob's appearing as a couple at the pizza parlor.

 

Ch 9, Matt and Jacob caught in the act by Matt's father, and the chapter ends with Matt's Mom planning on having a long talk with Jacob's Mom.

 

Ch 12

"Come over," Jacob commanded. "Wear a hat," then he abruptly hung up not giving Matt a chance to question.

Jacob smiled, as he dialed Valerie's number next.

What is Jacob up too? We are left HANGING to find out!!!

 

Ch 14, Brendon kissed Jacob at the movies, and the chapter ended before it was resolved, leaving us to wonder if Val would castrate Jacob.

 

Ch 18:

Richard nodded his assent, "I'll talk with Matthew, he'll fight, just like the last time I came between him and this little shit. I think Matthew or Valerie said he had moved here from Sacramento. So you might want to tell this Raul guy that he may have to travel up north."

"It won't be a problem for him; he had to go to Taiwan for s similar situation," Catherine shrugged as she pulled her self off of Richard's desk.

"Find out how quick he can get me some starting information, will you, I want this Matthew issue dealt with before it becomes too much of a problem," Richard said, dismissing her, and in effect his son.

Here we are getting into the truly dizzying cliffhangers: MAtt's Father has just sicked a PI on his own son!!!

 

Ch 20

"Hello?" a familiar voice sounded from the other end that threatened to fracture Jacob's wide smile. "Jacob?" the voice asked, as Jacob's brow furrowed with the sound of his name in a voice he never thought he'd hear again.

"Cody?" Jacob responded, his voice nearly catching in his throat as the excitement bled out from him.

This is the call from Cody to JAcob, and the chapter ends, leacing us HANGING as we wonder what on earth it will entail.

 

CH 21

"Hello," he spoke with a smile, watching as Cody pulled his shirt from where it was slung over his shoulder, using it to wipe the beads of sweat from his face, and then from his lean, sculpted torso. "Nice day today," Raul commented, making small talk.

Cody spared the man a sarcastic smile. "Nice shirt," Cody smirked; panning the loud Hawaiian print shirt Raul wore with the top four buttons unbuttoned revealing the white A-shirt he wore underneath.

"You didn't call me out here to mock my shirt," Raul observed, receiving a surrendering half-smile from Cody in the process. "I take you called me out here to talk."

Cody took a moment to think about the guy's assessment. Figuring it was mostly true, he gave Raul a cocky nod, accentuated with an even cockier smile.

Here we are left HANGING wondering what Cody will do regarding Raul's offer. Will he betray JAcob?

 

Ch 22: Matt and Jacob at the quarry, manage to get locked out naked, and have to call Carlos. I'd call this a naked cliffhanger if ever there was one!

 

Ch 23:

"C'mon," Joanne said stepping away, her eyes threatening to water. "Let's all go have some lemonade," she offered opening the front door.

 

this one is the infamous Lemonade Cliffhanger.

 

Ch 26... Quite simply, the Mother of All Cliffhangers.

And there we have it... 13 cliffhangers, each one building until we are slammed and ripped asunder by LiS 26. I'm definitely not saying that Shadowgod over-used cliffies, but rather, he uses them for effect. Devastating effect.

[shadowgod]

the CD is skipping again :wacko:

 

Given the nature of CJ's last post, he only re-enforce's the topic title.

[Krista]

Oh, I'm beginning to think the Goat and "Stevevil" are working together and duping us all...

 

How's that for paranoid?

[shadowgod]

Oh, I'm beginning to think the Goat and "Stevevil" are working together and duping us all...

 

How's that for paranoid?

 

are you hitting the cold meds again?

 

Hope you're feeling better dear

[Krista]

are you hitting the cold meds again?

 

Hope you're feeling better dear

 

 

Lol.. I am feeling better.

 

But! Both you and the goat try to "one-up" on all that hollow evidence... one has to wonder about "an out of left-field" conspiracy that just screws the masses!

 

 

And, everyone knows that you both are truly evil.. all they have to do is read your stories..

[shadowgod]

Lol.. I am feeling better.

 

But! Both you and the goat try to "one-up" on all that hollow evidence... one has to wonder about "an out of left-field" conspiracy that just screws the masses!

 

 

And, everyone knows that you both are truly evil.. all they have to do is read your stories..

You want truely evil try reading a story you absolutely love, and have the author of said story try and get you to sell your soul and do ... things in order to get a new chapter.

 

That is evil

[Krista]

You want truely evil try reading a story you absolutely love, and have the author of said story try and get you to sell your soul and do ... things in order to get a new chapter.

 

That is evil

 

 

Who could have done something like that?

 

 

Let's get back to you and the Goat's wrong-doings.. I believe Cj has good evidence against you with the Cliffhangers of LIS and you have yet to refute them really.

[Benji]

Who could have done something like that?

 

 

Let's get back to you and the Goat's wrong-doings.. I believe Cj has good evidence against you with the Cliffhangers of LIS and you have yet to refute them really.

 

.........How true!! Krista brings up a valid point!!

[C James]

Who could have done something like that?

 

 

Let's get back to you and the Goat's wrong-doings.. I believe Cj has good evidence against you with the Cliffhangers of LIS and you have yet to refute them really.

 

Thank you Krista!!!

 

I think I need to do one of those for Dreams & Cliffed Wings, too.

[Bondwriter]

For those of you, my American friends, who thought they were done with campaigns, here is the bad news. It's started over. Guess what we're going to vote for in six weeks. Though CJames is one of the rare kings to be elected... All this ruckus, and the ceaseless PMing is the way not to see his throne go away. Of course, you might imagine what he'll answer, but do not let these arguments prevent you from seeing his actual aim.

[Meeko]

Thank you Krista!!!

 

I think I need to do one of those for Dreams & Cliffed Wings, too.

 

 

Pfft you even try it and I can't be held responsible for my actions...

 

And Krista your just a big MEANIE HEAD!

 

Be nice to Steven

 

For those of you, my American friends, who thought they were done with campaigns, here is the bad news. It's started over. Guess what we're going to vote for in six weeks. Though CJames is one of the rare kings to be elected... All this ruckus, and the ceaseless PMing is the way not to see his throne go away. Of course, you might imagine what he'll answer, but do not let these arguments prevent you from seeing his actual aim.

 

Sigh here we go again... I vote CJ for Queen once more, do I see a second?

[wildone]

Let's get back to you and the Goat's wrong-doings.. I believe Cj has good evidence against you with the Cliffhangers of LIS and you have yet to refute them really.

 

 

Krista, just to save a lot of typing, and as Steve mentioned, a skipping CD , all the evidence can be found in posts # 19, 20 22, and 30. Be forewarned these will be spoilers to anyone who hasn't read For The Love yet.

 

 

Since CJ has decided to only support his claim with LiS, it is only fair to compare to FTL, don't you think

[Meeko]

Krista, just to save a lot of typing, and as Steve mentioned, a skipping CD , all the evidence can be found in posts # 19, 20 22, and 30. Be forewarned these will be spoilers to anyone who hasn't read For The Love yet.

 

 

Since CJ has decided to only support his claim with LiS, it is only fair to compare to FTL, don't you think

 

 

Psst I'm glad Steve's on our side....

 

MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[Drewbie]

Let the music play had some pretty big cliffe's.

[TalonRider]

You know, what I think we have here is an attempt by both parties (Steve and CJ) to garner votes for the other person for King of Evil Cliffhangers. AND we haven't even started talking about the 2008 Readers Choice Awards yet.

[wildone]

You know, what I think we have here is an attempt by both parties (Steve and CJ) to garner votes for the other person for King of Evil Cliffhangers. AND we haven't even started talking about the 2008 Readers Choice Awards yet.

 

 

I have to agree with you here.

 

The thing that needs to be pointed out though, is that CJ started his campaign the day after the 2007 Readers Choice Awards were announced (at least in your political system they usually take a couple of years off between elections ).

 

It also should be noted, has Steve #1 ever started a thread to sway the voters to vote for CJ? Looking back in both CJ's and Steve's forums, it seems to be one certain goat that seems to have started everything.

 

I will go so far as to say that I believe that CJ is trying to use some reverse psychology on us all. By telling us that we should award the title of King Of Evil Cliffhangers to Shadowgod, CJ is really telling us that he wants to retain the title himself. For all his efforts, I'm willing to play his game and actually vote for him to retain the title.

 

Lastly, imagine what would happen to CJ if he were to lose the title? Would he be emotionally devastated that he has lost this recognition. Who knows what this would lead to? Possibly less motivation to give us the cliffhangers in his chapters that we all have become to want.

 

Maybe so CJ isn't to devastated and worried, we can ease his mind with a early poll on the question....

[TalonRider]

I can actually think of one who could use the title since he was away for so long and left readers wondering what happened for so long.