Make us laugh!

[Mikelaing74]

@Stuby le groan !

[MikeL]

[JamesSavik]

[Shadow Runner]

http://youtu.be/_1lawRxNrQo

[Daddydavek]

Latex Gloves

Next time you use a pair of latex gloves (or go to the dentist) when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid!

They have been there and done everything!


I got this in an e-mail from a dear old friend and I'm sure she thought it was hilarious. I did too.

[Zombie]

TV listings BBC:

 

7.50 Don't Tell the Bride

8.00 I Woke Up Gay

9.00 Don't Blame the Dog

[BlueSoxSWJ]

[MikeL]

[Bumblebee]

 

I watched this for about 5 minutes while laughing uncontrollably

[Bumblebee]

 

 

 

[MikeL]

Here's a true story. Our not quite 4 year old grandson had this conversation with his mother while they were driving through town:

 

Mom: You cannot put your hands out the car window.

Boy: Yes, I can!

Mom: No, you cannot.

Boy: I am calling my attorney.

[MikeL]

Here's another true story and a sign of the times.

 

Our just-turned-three grandson was visiting and started rummaging through our toy box. He came up with an old hand puppet, examined it for a moment, and asked his Grandmother, "How do you turn it on?"

[Andy78]

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

 

Kids will eat a booger.

[Mikelaing74]

And some Chemistry humor :

 

A fly was heard to complain,

That a scientist had poisoned his brain,

The cause of his sorrow,

4,4 Dichlordiphenyltrichloroethane !

[Agaith]

Oh dear Mike

 

Another Chemistry related joke

 

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like some H₂O please."

The barman hands the man his drink and a mate comes up and says, "that looks nice I'll have some H₂O too" He died.

[Mikelaing74]

Stuby I'm fairly certain only the mad chemists are going to get that one !

[Andy78]

Why are helium, curium and barium called the medical elements?

 

Because if you don't helium or curium, then you barium.

[Mark92]

Stuby I'm fairly certain only the mad chemists are going to get that one !

 

I got it Mikey without it being explained And I'm a lowly pig farmer oohh arrgghh

[Mikelaing74]

I got it Mikey without it being explained And I'm a lowly pig farmer oohh arrgghh

 

I would imagine that you know what Hydrogen Peroxide is then, you know for when you're dying you gray pubes blond

[Agaith]

Nah Mike it's just that Marky was quicker on the draw than you

[Mikelaing74]

Well what do you expect Stuby, he's used to having wrassling with pigs, me I tickle networks. Of course Marky is going to be more limber than I am

[Andy78]

I would tell you the joke about the cobalt atom, the radon atom and the yttrium atom, but it's too corny.

[BlueSoxSWJ]

 

 

 

[MikeL]

Better slow down in Georgia:

 

 

[Andy78]

Why did the lepton ignore the quark?

 

He was brought up to never talk to strangers.