What Is Your Sign?

[Objectivist]

Haha. So apparently I'm going to be the first Pisces to reply to this ^.^ Go me!

 

Imaginative and sensitive

Compassionate and kind

Selfless and unworldly

Intuitive and sympathetic

 

 

On the dark side....

 

Escapist and idealistic

Secretive and vague

Weak-willed and easily led

 

Yes, I love using my imagination. And I'm rather good at it, except when my right hand is exercising. Go figure?!

I'm rather sensitive. So I tend to keep people at a distance to make sure they don't hurt me.

 

Yeah I'm compassionate and kind. I'm just not good at acting on them.

I'm rather selfless (really!) but unworldly ... I'm not so sure.

I'm very intuitive. I love it. I use it for evilness. Sympathetic... I think I lost that with my virginity.

 

I had to look up Escapist. I was hoping the definition was different from what I thought it was. It was. Yes. I'm definitely an Escapist (the avoidance of reality by absorption of the mind in entertainment or in an imaginative situation, activity, etc.). Idealistic? Is wanting everyone to be well fed, not poor, not engaged in war and most of all happy too out there?

 

I'm sooo secretive. I'm the secret keeper bitches. Once you tell me, its lost forever. Never to be heard of or spoken of again. Vague? Ooh yes. When it suits me. I love screwing with your mind.

 

Weak willed? No. My will is stronger than yours. Easily led? If you're leading me to my most romantic date (to date) then yes. Otherwise no. I do the leading, you do the following. I'm your savior biatch.

 

James

(doesn't know what (or whom) got into him in this post. I apologize for whatever you didn't enjoy.)

[KJames]

Thanks kjames! A guess I am more of a leo than I thought. Especially the health problems. No wonder I'm blind as a bat without glasses . I had shoulder surgery, twisted hip joints (got that all from being in gymnastics for 13 years), RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Distrophy) in my left hand and God knows what else. Oh yeah, not to mention I had several times pneunomia and I have a Bundel Branch Block in my heart. That's just great !

 

Apparently, we only accept wierd illnesses...

[Neon]

Apparently, we only accept wierd illnesses...

 

 

LOL! I am still kicking and I like weird stuff !

Edited August 6, 2009 by Neon

[paya]

I'm also a Libra like Gay in Flanders. We are the artistic ones and also the ones people tend to walk all over because we're so giving!

 

 

Traditional

Libra Traits

 

 

Diplomatic and urbane~~~Oh yeah, I can be a snob if need be!

Romantic and charming~~~Extremely Romantic, if only I had someone to do it with

Easygoing and sociable~~~True, when I feel like adventuring outside of my house!

Idealistic and peaceable~~~I can talk to a rock and make it laugh~! (psychopath anyone? LOL)

 

 

On the dark side....

 

Indecisive and changeable~~~Well, I have a mind, I can change it when ever I feel like

Gullible and easily infuenced~~~This is the part where everyone walks all over me!!

Flirtatious and self-indulgent~~~A tease? HELL YEAH!

 

 

 

That's my sign! ;-D

[Ashi]

Traditional

Taurus Traits

 

Patient and reliable

Warmhearted and loving

Persistent and determined

Placid and security loving

 

On the dark side....

 

Jealous and possessive

Resentful and inflexible

Self-indulgent and greedy

 

 

I'm always a classic Taurus. The only thing I don't fit in usually are on the dark side, because I consciously try to correct my behavior (and that's how I use these signs). It's fun, but can be education as well. I tend to believe it has to do with seasons, rather than stars, too (who is the other guy said that?). Two things on that dark side list I still possess.... Possessive (Ex#2 saw right through it, and I hate to admit he is right) and inflexible (though I call that self-disciplined). If you read through the complete description, there is a word that's more appropriate: methodical. I tend to follow some strict-discipline, rules, and regulation to a T (though I do make exception, but refrain from slippery slope). That can appear to be obstinate to others.

Edited September 23, 2009 by Ashi

[Zeoanne]

That's my sign! ;-D

 

Umm... Do you also make rocks laugh?

[JamesSavik]

* How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

 

* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?

 

* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II

 

* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

 

* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

 

* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,

one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

 

* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

 

* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.

 

* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

 

* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.

 

* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

 

* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?

 

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Lecherous drunk at bar: "Hey baby" Hic "What's your sign? I'm a feces."

[paya]

Umm... Do you also make rocks laugh?

 

well sometimes I have the impression I'm talking to rocks... they're not smiling...

[Zeoanne]

In my case the rocks I talk to seem to listen better than the humans in my house! UGH! At least they don't have eyes to roll or don't walk away while I'm winning an argument!

[KJames]

* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

 

Now, James, you know Leo's really start to shine when they're admired by others....it makes us feel good...

[paya]

In my case the rocks I talk to seem to listen better than the humans in my house! UGH! At least they don't have eyes to roll or don't walk away while I'm winning an argument!

 

Mum...?! Are you here?

[Zeoanne]

Mum...?! Are you here?

 

Well I sure know that's not possible... but it's scary!

 

 

 

LOL! You Brat!

[JamesSavik]

My sign is MEH...

 

 

Traditional

MEH Traits

 

• grouchy and surley
  
• enthusiastically apathetic
  
• mean and a little evil
  
• was drunk and disorderly, now clean & sober without an excuse
  
• would rather be fishing
  

 

On the dark side....

 

• makes postal workers look sane and stable
  
• asks hookers for refunds on bad sex
  
• fantasizes about beating people to death with a claw hammer
  
• cheered when shouting tv huckster and coke head Billy Mayes died like a dog
  
• screws televangelists, publishes videos on u-tube for kicks
  

 

Famous MEH's in history

 

 

Stewie Griffin

 

 

Dr. Evil

 

 

300 pound dumb ass wearing a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt

[Dargon]

LOOOL jamessavik preety good one

 

I'm a Virgo: stubborn, methodical, hard-worker, raging perfectionist with a heart of gold

 

However, very unVirgo-like I have the sex-drive of a Scorpio

[paya]

However, very unVirgo-like I have the sex-drive of a Scorpio

[Toast]

I am Libra. A triple libra. Sun. Moon. Venus. That explains the crap, so I have been told. To see me is to lose your mind even in my advanced fartage. (Libras are delusional.) Oh, Jamessavik, isn't he cute, I could like someone like that.

[Y_B]

The yield sign.

 

You all have the right of way to....