Jesus Loves You... Unless You're Going to See Men's Gymnastic

[Ashi]

My hometown is hosting gymnastics try-out for Olympics. Today is men's final. Though I couldn't afford a ticket ($100+, if you want a good seat), but I still went to HP Pavilion with my camera. It turned out there were some event hosting at the park next to it as a pre-show event. Many people went.

 

For some reason, some religion people with their picket signs showed up. You know, the kind that tells you you're going to h*ll unless you believe in Jesus Christ. And of course, the hate sign.... I think it had the words fornication and homosexual on it. Of all days, they picked the men's gymnastics final to do their protest.... For crying out loud, there were lots of kids in that event. Shame on them for corrupting our youth. OMG.... Where is the family value? (in case you haven't noticed..., I am being sarcastic) Fortunately, I didn't wear my purple t-shirt, because there was another guy wore the same one.... That would be TRULY embarrassing. Instead, I wore an orange ringer that says Lake Tahoe or Bust. That probably made me look borderline straight, or at least confusing, so I wasn't attacked by Jesus-loving haters.

 

On the other side of the fornication sign, it said, "I love to forgive." Cool, because I love to forgive, too. Most of the time....

 

Honestly, if there weren't so many kids and police around, I would go up and ask them if they would forgive people like me. I really would love to see their faces. I hope I didn't look too straight to them.

 

I think my camera had some magical power. When I pointed my camera at them, one of them felt shameful and his picket sign went flaccid. Round One: Camera 1, Picket fence 0. Next time I should use a Holga (mine is the version with monkey sticker on it), then I'll really teach them the power of Homo Lomo.

 

On the brighter side. I think men's gymnastics pulled a lot of guys out of their closets Silicon Valley computer desks. I really didn't expect so many guys to show up. Many wore shorts so they showed their nice gymnasts look-alike calves. Fortunately I hike a lot so my own calves didn't embarrass me. I know.... so vane.... There were two guys went together, and wore the same t-shirt. Don't know what it said in the front, but the back said, "the hardest sport in the world" with the word "hardest" in red print.... I don't know..., but I think they might be fornicators in the eyes of Jesus....

 

I know... I am rambling..., please forgive me. But I am so excited because it's my first gay pride parade.... Wait..., it's men's gymnastics final.... Oops.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Ashi

[methodwriter85]

That is weird.

[Krista]

Lol. You seem upbeat, that's good! Don't let the loud disruptions get in the way of enjoying life. I watch male and female gymnastics... wonder what that says about me..

[wildone]

There is no category for you Kirsta

 

 

[Ashi]

That is weird.

 

No, this is weird:

 

 

(0:43-0:47, the kid said it...)

 

Lol. You seem upbeat, that's good! Don't let the loud disruptions get in the way of enjoying life. I watch male and female gymnastics... wonder what that says about me..

 

You can't be too serious about fanatics. :-D I wonder what they'd say about you, too.... Every gay boy watches both male and female gymnastics, anyways. It doesn't make you less gay for watching both.

[Cyhort]

Lol. You'd think if they were gonna protest at a "gay" sport they'd pick wrestling. I mean, it's basically live gay porn where they don't quite get naked. Hm.....wonder when the wrestling try outs are?

[Ashi]

Lol. You'd think if they were gonna protest at a "gay" sport they'd pick wrestling. I mean, it's basically live gay porn where they don't quite get naked. Hm.....wonder when the wrestling try outs are?

 

Oh, so that's what gay pr0n is like.... Thank you for fulfilling my curiosity.

 

(gotcha!)

[JamesSavik]

[Ashi]

That is weird.

 

Oh, BTW, Methodwriter. The British bar nearby (which is one of the participating restaurants for the event) played One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and I was almost LOL! You gotta be here.

 

ADDIT: To jamessavik (can I call you James?), my cross street neighbor is actually quite handsome.... But Jesus would tell me, "Don't take it literally."

Edited July 1, 2012 by Ashi

[Andy78]

I'd love to see how these religious nuts would react to one of my friends. He is 6 foot 8 and makes Jean Claude van Damme look like a girl guide. His favourite t-shirt say "I'm gay. You got a problem with me?"

 

I'm thinking of sending him to speak at the next Focus on the Family fundraiser

[Sympathia]

No, this is weird

 

Definately weird. Poor chicken =/

 

I dont really get why they protested at that event though...sport not masculine enough?!

Edited July 1, 2012 by Sympathia

[Graeme]

Just a personal opinion but, based on past Olympics, I believe the USA picks their gymnasts based on their good looks as much as their talent (gymnastic talent that is... er... I mean gymnastic skills in competition... at least I think that's what I mean )

[TetRefine]

I thought I had big arms, but mine look like twigs compared to most of these guys. If I had biceps like this guy I'd be the happiest gay boy in the world.

 

[W_L]

I thought I had big arms, but mine look like twigs compared to most of these guys. If I had biceps like this guy I'd be the happiest gay boy in the world.

 

 

I want his arms, his torso, his legs, and hell just him!

[Ashi]

Just a personal opinion but, based on past Olympics, I believe the USA picks their gymnasts based on their good looks as much as their talent (gymnastic talent that is... er... I mean gymnastic skills in competition... at least I think that's what I mean )

 

That might be the thing. They probably picked some nice looking people because that'll definitely give a boost to the audience. Daniel Levya, one of the guys guaranteed a spot, it's pretty nice looking (he also got some model shots from GQ, which he Twit about). John Orozco and Jonathan Horton are pretty good looking also. Too bad they're short....

 

Wait, why are we talking about their looks? This could give some credibility to those crazy religious fanatics' claim. LOL! Anyways, those crazy people certainly know some of our mindsets.... Wonder why....

[JamesSavik]

The most obnoxious anti-smoking nazi is a former smoker jonesing for a butt.

[Zombie]

Just a personal opinion but, based on past Olympics, I believe the USA picks their gymnasts based on their good looks as much as their talent (gymnastic talent that is... er... I mean gymnastic skills in competition... at least I think that's what I mean )

 

Wot's wrong with that??

 

Here's proof this is a very sensible policy

 

Fabian Hambuechen (Germany)

 

 

 

Jonathan Horton(USA)

 

 

Louis Smith (Great Britain - yaaayyyyy!!!! )

 

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[Ashi]

Wot's wrong with that??

 

Here's proof this is a very sensible policy

 

Fabian Hambuechen (Germany)

 

 

Who's the guy behind him...? That's the bomb!!!

[Zombie]

Who's the guy behind him...? That's the bomb!!!

 

Heheh, yeah the pic is what British supermarkets call a "BOGOF" (buy one, get one free )

The guy at the back is Fabian's teammate (maybe "friend" in your dreams?? ) Philipp David Boy

[Andy78]

**has to stop following this thread, is getting too worked up**

[Ashi]

Heheh, yeah the pic is what British supermarkets call a "BOGOF" (buy one, get one free )

The guy at the back is Fabian's teammate (maybe "friend" in your dreams?? ) Philipp David Boy

 

LOL! No, too short and too young....