Gene Splicer PHD Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) I've got rocks in my garden that are older than he is. That guy is so old he farts dust. His wrinkles have wrinkles. The only thing older than James Savik is his unfinished story, you know, the one with the spaceships and stuff. He's not around much, probably because it takes so long to feed him those strained green beans at the home. And I bet he can't type much, what with the arthuritis and the gout. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: One more year under the belt! Happy birthday to one of my favorite writers! Also, it's time to talk about your next car. That's right, James, it's time to talk about Buicks. Like the 2012 Buick LaCrosse. Leather-appointed seating, ice-blue ambient lighting and the soft-touch instrument panel surround you to make your ride smoother and more enjoyable. With MSRP starting at $30,170 and a 25/35MPG, there has been no better time to invest in a 2012 Buick LaCrosse! So head on down to your local Buick dealer and test drive one today. You'll be glad you did! *Includes under-seat Depends dispenser. Factory-installed dashboard magnifying glass available. Edited July 25, 2012 by Gene Splicer PHD
K.C. Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Well, as someone who is pushing 40 really soon....I;lll just say happy birthday Mr. Savik and leave it like that!
JamesSavik Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Yes, yes- I'm older than geological formations. You kids get off my lawn! Buick my ass. I just have to peddle faster. 1
Benji Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) ............Hey, Happy Birthday James, don't worry you are still very young at 40 something. Skip the Buick, get a Harley instead!! Hell I'm pushing for 60, in my mind I'm 20, in my spirit I'm 16, but my bloody body claims I'm 60! Edited July 26, 2012 by Benji
Bill W Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Happy Birthday, James, and I'm glad to see you got the copy of my newspaper.
Ashi Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Happy B-day. Age is just a number. May you have many happy returns. Hip hip hurray!
NotNoNever Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Never mind about old James Savik. What about new James Savik? Look how he is.
Site Administrator wildone Posted July 26, 2012 Site Administrator Posted July 26, 2012 :music: Happy Birthday James :music: I hope it was a great day
W_L Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Happy Brithday James! I got a friend you may want to meet: Edited July 27, 2012 by W_L
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