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[thebrinkoftime]

One good Nifty hint for making the place more tolerable is to use a browser like Firefox with adblock -- I can't see any images from the site at all with it installed, so it's just text on every page. And before you visit start up a private browsing session -- even if you luck out and get one of the good stories there, you never know when it will go into frog scat* territory and you don't want your buddy who you lend your laptop to one day coming to you with the question, "Dude, you read gay frog scat erotica?" Doesn't matter if you backed out so quickly, you tried to apply for residence to another planet where the species won't write gunk like that -- it's still a record no one would like to have on their computer.

 

Another good Nifty hint is if the characters speak in a strange, stilted fashion that no actual human being would ever use, there is bound to be some equally strange kinkiness on the horizon. I think it is some sort of psychological thing that the worst Nifty authors use, where they know what they are writing is just an excuse to justify some really strange fantasies they have and so the characters speak in a way to make their secret thoughts more acceptable.

 

*I think the absolute worst Nifty story experience I've ever had was once when I was reading a seemingly normal story about love in the big city it suddenly veered into Planet Crazy with a plot where the characters tried to do it while falling off of skyscrapers to their suicidal doom. It wasn't some bizarre, surreal metaphor either. The author clearly got excited about the concept.

 

I'm Japanese, and one of our more popular fetishes right now is licking your partner's eyeballs, not eyelids or eye region, eyeballs, as in cornea and iris! (Not that I've ever done this, so don't ask me for the details.) So you would think I would be used to weird crap like this by now (oh that one time as a kid we stole that movie where the girls stuck dynamite in their -- ahem, sorry), but I swear to God, that day I just wanted to hide under my pillow and deny my brain access to my memories.

Edited August 18, 2013 by thebrinkoftime

[Cia]

OMG! Seriously, LMFAO here, hun. My kids are looking at me funny. Frog scat, skyscraper suicide screwing, and eyeball licking... *snorts* Yeah, there is not enough adblocker or private browsing to induce me to go on that site and run across stories like that.  No, no. No. Nope, no no no. *shakes head*

[Sympathia]

I regret reading this thread

[Zombie]

I'm Japanese, and one of our more popular fetishes right now is licking your partner's eyeballs, not eyelids or eye region, eyeballs, as in cornea and iris! (Not that I've ever done this, so don't ask me for the details.) So you would think I would be used to weird crap like this by now (oh that one time as a kid we stole that movie where the girls stuck dynamite in their -- ahem, sorry), but I swear to God, that day I just wanted to hide under my pillow and deny my brain access to my memories.

 

Eyeball licking? That's actually seriously stupid and dangerous

 

The recent popularity for eyeball licking in Japan has reportedly resulted in a growing number of schoolchildren wearing eye patches to hide their infections. However, medical experts have warned of the dangers of such a practice, which can potentially cause styes, conjunctivitis, ruptures to the cornea, ocular chlamydia and in extreme cases, blindness.

 

The current trend for eyeball licking was exposed by the Japanese website Naver Matome, which reports that as many as a third of a classroom full of 12-year-olds confessed to having tried it. A teacher at one school described on the website how he noted a growing number of children suffering from styes, with as many as ten pupils in one class wearing eyepatches at one time.

 

The mystery was solved when he stumbled across a young couple indulging in the unusual activity in the gymnasium before uncovering the sweeping popularity for the trend throughout the school. A string of medical experts have warned about the potentially serious health risks that can result from the eye being damaged as a result of eyeball licking. Eyeball-licking related health problems include the tongue scratching the surface of the eye and oral bacteria subsequently causing an infection, according to media reports. "You're potentially traumatizing the eye," Dr Robert Noecker, a US-based opthamologist, told the Medical Daily. "You can knock cells off and easily scratch the cornea, which can lead to a corneal ulcer that can be blinding."

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10124306/Japanese-craze-for-eyeball-licking-leads-to-rise-in-infections.html

 

Dude, when all's said and done Nifty's just text on a page. It can't hurt ya.

 

 

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Edited August 21, 2013 by Zombie

[Lisa]

Eyeball licking? That's actually seriously stupid and dangerous

 

The recent popularity for eyeball licking in Japan has reportedly resulted in a growing number of schoolchildren wearing eye patches to hide their infections. However, medical experts have warned of the dangers of such a practice, which can potentially cause styes, conjunctivitis, ruptures to the cornea, ocular chlamydia and in extreme cases, blindness.

 

The current trend for eyeball licking was exposed by the Japanese website Naver Matome, which reports that as many as a third of a classroom full of 12-year-olds confessed to having tried it. A teacher at one school described on the website how he noted a growing number of children suffering from styes, with as many as ten pupils in one class wearing eyepatches at one time.

 

The mystery was solved when he stumbled across a young couple indulging in the unusual activity in the gymnasium before uncovering the sweeping popularity for the trend throughout the school. A string of medical experts have warned about the potentially serious health risks that can result from the eye being damaged as a result of eyeball licking. Eyeball-licking related health problems include the tongue scratching the surface of the eye and oral bacteria subsequently causing an infection, according to media reports. "You're potentially traumatizing the eye," Dr Robert Noecker, a US-based opthamologist, told the Medical Daily. "You can knock cells off and easily scratch the cornea, which can lead to a corneal ulcer that can be blinding."

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10124306/Japanese-craze-for-eyeball-licking-leads-to-rise-in-infections.html

 

Dude, when all's said and done Nifty's just text on a page. It can't hurt ya.

 

 

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Eyeball licking, seriously. That is truly disgusting. Worse than other lickings I've read about. lol

 

And I'll say it again: there are some fantastic stories/authors on Nifty, although I only go into the high school (no half-naked boys), and college sections (lots of half-naked boys! lol). And a few Nifty authors have made their way over here to GA. =)

[Sympathia]

Ocular chlamydia....WHY did I google it?! :s

 

*sob*

[Zombie]

Exhibit A.

 

I regret reading this thread

Ocular chlamydia....WHY did I google it?! :s

 

*sob*

 

Sob indeed. Well, here's the thing, Symp, you knew reading this thread was bad for you - in fact you even went to the trouble to tell us so [see Exhibit A Evidence For The Prosecution - above].

 

So what did you then do? Yes that's right - you came back to read even more disturbing stuff

Worse, you then started Googling for more horrific details - maybe even pictures.

And now, you want us to feel sorry for you!

[Sympathia]

Guilty as charged. In my defense, I just couldnt NOT google it. There's no diagnosis no matter how disgusting I wont look up:p