hh5 Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Swedish Men Warned Against Testicle-Munching 'Pacu' Fish A South American fish feared because of attacking testicles has been found in the southern coast leading experts to warn Swedish men not to take of their swimming trunks if going out for a swim. The warning came last week after a Oresund Sound fisherman caught a 2.1 meter long pacu – a relative of piranha that is most usually swimming around the Amazon region. The fish is known to have a habit of attacking the human testicles which made the freshwater fish “pacu” dubbed as “ball-cutter.” This fish can grow bigger than a piranha, reaching up to 25 kg (55 pounds) in weight and 0.9 m (3 feet). Though found mostly in the South America’s Orinoco and Amazon basins, spotting have also been reported in a number of U.S. States and in Papua New Guinea where introduction of pacu fish is believed to boost fish stocks.
Site Moderator TalonRider Posted August 13, 2013 Site Moderator Posted August 13, 2013 Trust me. You don't want to see a picture of this fish. 1
Zombie Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Swedish Men Warned Against Testicle-Munching 'Pacu' Fish Though found mostly in the South America’s Orinoco and Amazon basins, spotting have also been reported in a number of U.S. States and in Papua New Guinea where introduction of pacu fish is believed to boost fish stocks. So why are Swedish men warned? And are these people totally deranged? Or militant feminists ...?
Bill W Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Is that the fish's idea of Swedish meatballs? I've seen pictures of the Pacu and they have what appear to be similar to human teeth. That's one fish I don't want to see coming in my direction. 2
Ron Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Is that the fish's idea of Swedish meatballs? That's hilarious, Bill. Besides the laugh, it made me think of IKEA and I remembered that I have some items I want to pick up, how best to get there, what was a good time so as to avoid traffic and did I want to have lunch while there. I mean, seriously, what's all that have to do with Pacus?
Thorn Wilde Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 I read about this today. That fish... did not look pleasant. *shudders*
hh5 Posted August 14, 2013 Author Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) (CNN) -- Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, as the saying goes, male skinny-dippers in Scandinavia are being warned about a fish infamous for munching on testicles. Yes, you read that right. The Pacu, native to South America, was found by a fisherman in the Danish/Swedish strait of Oresund, according to experts at the Natural History Museum of Denmark. The new jaws for Spielberg Edited August 14, 2013 by hh5 1
Bill W Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 That's gonna be an interesting movie Yep, it would have to be an all or mostly male cast, especially if the Pacu is only interested in testicles. Can you imagine the shot as the fish narrows in on its target? lol 2
Fishwings Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 But that fish... it has a million dollar smile! 1
Slytherin Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 This is the only fish I like here in Sweden 2
Aditus Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 Ah, you retaliate for munching on your men by munching on fish. Very patriotic. 1
Kiltie69 Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 They usually feed on fruit and berries, and are known to jump for nuts. Now we know where piranha 3dd came from. 1
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