[Sasha Distan] A Wolf And His Man

[Sasha Distan]

yes ma, the big twist is out.

 

now you can all complain about how unfair it is.

[dughlas]

This discussion is hilarious and fraught with things I hadn't even considered, although I have to admit the wolf sex in Born Wolf was pretty hot but then it was Kurt and Tay.

 

Ladyhawke, the movie, came out in the late 80's or early 90's starring Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer and Rutger Hauer. The premise is great but the movie was just okay. I think Sasha could create a much better storyline.

[Sasha Distan]

Ladyhawke, the movie, came out in the late 80's or early 90's starring Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer and Rutger Hauer. The premise is great but the movie was just okay. I think Sasha could create a much better storyline.

 

Aww, thanks Dughlas. you're too nice.

[Timothy M.]

There has been bestiality in my universes before, but there won't be any in this one. 

 

Bestiality as defined by Sasha:

 

werewolf in wolf shape + normal wolf = YES

 

Well, well, the no bestiality turns out not to apply to side characters such as Oli's Dad. Very naughty. Especially since his wife seems to be in the dark about this. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry over Oli's reaction. He really does not get on with his Dad, poor boy.

But at least things seems to be going well for Oli and Boris.

[Irritable1]

  !!!AAAUGH!!!  He saw something nasty in the woodshed!!!

 

SASHA   I firmly believe you did that just to freak me out!!! 

 

I need a cold cloth and a drink. OH MY GOD.

 

EDIT: I am traveling tomorrow and cannot respond even in screams, sorry.

Edited July 24, 2014 by Irritable1

[Timothy M.]

SASHA   I firmly believe you did that just to freak me out!!! 

 

I know and I was just sitting there waiting for it to happen the moment I finished reading.   

When I got to the wood shed parts, I was thinking Irritable is going to have a fit.

I'm so happy I'm not the only predictable reader here.

[Irritable1]

 

I have this comfort, Tim, that you in your turn can't have found it hot. So he got us both. Little fink.

[Kitt]

LOL I have been sitting here waiting for this one since Sasha posted his definitions of bestiality.

[Irritable1]

LOL I have been sitting here waiting for this one since Sasha posted his definitions of bestiality.

 

And not the smallest hint or warning... Where is the sisterhood... 

[Kitt]

Sorry - sisterhood is over ridden by the desire to keep wolfson from biting me if i give things away!

[Irritable1]

It's, like, the worst canine authorial training session ever. You register a gentle objection to gay wolf sex, and you get straight wolf sex instead. NO, BAD WOLF. NO BISCUIT.

[Sasha Distan]

 NO, BAD WOLF. NO BISCUIT.

 

Aww, Irri!

I promise you that all of that chapter including that scene was written about the week when chapter 1 was posted. I promise i didn't do it to you deliberately, but i can't say it wasn't funny!

[Timothy M.]

Aww, Irri!

I promise you that all of that chapter including that scene was written about the week when chapter 1 was posted. I promise i didn't do it to you deliberately, but i can't say it wasn't funny!

 

It was, it was   I'm in convulsions every time I read the reviews. You should tell people to come over here and join the EWWW fest.

 

Oh and that little pointer in ch 1.   I mean you did admit to having a dirty mind similar to mine, but not even I caught on to this.     God I hope Oli doesn't either. At least then he can just think 'Yrk my dad got dirty in his old days,' not 'gah my dad prefers to fuck an alsatian.'

 

OK but at least no puppies. That's a relief.

[Sasha Distan]

  God I hope Oli doesn't either. At least then he can just think 'Yrk my dad got dirty in his old days,' not 'gah my dad prefers to fuck an alsatian.'

 

I think Oli prefers simply not to think on it at all. poor boy.

[Irritable1]

Aww, Irri!

I promise you that all of that chapter including that scene was written about the week when chapter 1 was posted. I promise i didn't do it to you deliberately, but i can't say it wasn't funny!

*cough*

Upon maturer consideration, I will withdraw, and apologize for, the charges made in a moment of EXTREME TRAUMA. You're too good a writer to do that kind of stuff to a narrative just to freak a reader.

 

I'm still never coming down from this tree though. But maybe I won't set fire to it yet.

Edited July 26, 2014 by Irritable1

[Kitt]

<Sends her favorite junk food and drinks up the tree to have when the next chapters are published.>

[Irritable1]

Don't know if there'll BE a next chapter for me... 

 

http://cheezburger.com/6055348736

 

edit: but then, as Stella Gibbons said, Sussex is like that.

Edited July 26, 2014 by Irritable1

[Sasha Distan]

Don't know if there'll BE a next chapter for me... 

 

http://cheezburger.com/6055348736

 

edit: but then, as Stella Gibbons said, Sussex is like that.

 

you can't give up on me now Irri! and yes, Sussex is weird. we call a path a twitten, we're odd.

[Irritable1]

So look, why doesn't Oli just TELL his mother? 

[Timothy M.]

So look, why doesn't Oli just TELL his mother? 

 

Well, maybe he fears the answer: "Yes, I know dear. Better her than me."

[Kitt]

OK - now I have to say "EEEEWWWWW"  I would prefer to think she is just in the dark.

[mickey1952]

LOL! This discussion is almost as entertaining as the story itself. Almost.

[Sasha Distan]

LOL! This discussion is almost as entertaining as the story itself. Almost.

 

Aww! Uncle Mickey!

I think Irri should do a live stream of her reaction to my chapters as she reads, would make for interesting viewing!

[Irritable1]

A live stream would need to run day and night, to capture random afterthoughts like... are werewolves a vector for zoonotic diseases? If so, Oli REALLY should tell her.  

 

And when I think about it, I have only myself to blame. There is quite a long lead-in beginning from the first time Oli encounters them in the shed, with clear warning signals.  I mean, it's quite clear where it's headed.  To anyone who's not in denial.

[Kitt]

I hate to say it, but I am reasonably sure Momma knows.  She did say Ana was meant to keep pappa company on the full moon.