Alien writes sex scenes

[Mann Ramblings]

It's not exclusively LGTB, but the theme strikes a chord regardless. Sex from an alien's POV.

 

http://the-toast.net/2014/04/02/alien-erotica/

[Slytherin]

"Everything was just a mess"   

[Valkyrie]

"Some sort of gel emerged."   

[Bill W]

I'll never think of sex in quite the same way again.  lol 

[Cia]

*roars laughing* That's priceless.

[CharlesConley]

Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do  

[comicfan]

omg. so funny

[Mann Ramblings]

this actually gives me story ideas - or perhaps an anthology idea or two...

[Sasha Distan]

what order were those people having sex in exactly? Who stops to take their clothes off in the middle?

[comicfan]

Sasha, I think it was more like a list of things the alien notices as the humans have sex. I find it funny that the clothes end up where the dog lives.

 

Mann, Should we be worried about a new wild story for the next anthology?

[Mann Ramblings]

I'm not sure yet. The ideas are still percolating.

[Carlos Hazday]

One of them put their teeth-cave directly over the other’s fleshiest appendage
 

I'm good at that!!!

[LitLover]

oh my god that's awesome! Hahaha

[Puppilull]

"Any passing bird"... Yes, there seems to be some kind of design flaw there. From a safety point of view, I mean. On the whole, I'm quite pleased by the overall layout of that specific area.

[Headstall]

LOL The lesson is--it's all about perspective--one man's mess is another man's orgasm

[MrM]

"They writhed together like a Chinese finger trap.”

*cries*

[KaninZ]

  "I got the way the biological parts functioned, that was simple biomechanics. But why the snork did he want to engage in all of the lip mashing afterwards? Ew!"