Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

33 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Nope

Never have I ever won more than £10 on the lottery

I won $28 dollars.

Never have I ever spent a night in NYC.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever spent a night in any part of California.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever spent the night anywhere West of Iowa.

[ReaderPaul]

West of Iowa?  I've spent the night in Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona.

Never Have I Ever spent the night in a cave.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I spent the night in under the open sky without a tent.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever made homemade potato salad.

[chris191070]

Yeah, done that. I'm a Chef

Never have I ever masturbated in work

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever been an accountant.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been a teacher.

[AquariusGuy]

13 hours ago, chris191070 said:

Yeah, done that. I'm a Chef

Never have I ever masturbated in work

I hope you don't mean in the food 

You'd better not add that special sauce. Unless it McDonalds.

[ReaderPaul]

11 minutes ago, AquariusGuy said:

Nope.
Never have I ever been a teacher.

9 minutes ago, AquariusGuy said:

I hope you don't mean in the food 
You'd better not add that special sauce. Unless it McDonalds.

I have been a teacher.  But I am better teaching just one or two at a time.

Never Have I Ever been a school administrator.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been a gym teacher.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.  But I have seen several who were excellent gym teachers.

Never Have I Ever been a vehicle mechanic.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever been President of the USA

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever met any president.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever eaten squid

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever read any books by Tolstoy

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever read any books by J.R.R. Tolkien

[ReaderPaul]

I have read some of Tolkien's work.

Never Have I Ever read the complete Canterbury Tales of Geoffrey Chaucer, although I have read a few of them.  (By "complete" I mean all of them Chaucer wrote in his lifetime.  By the intro of the tales, there should have been  120 tales.)

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever run away and joined the circus.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever ran away to join any military.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope... I work for them though.

 

Never have I ever run away and become a chef. Thought about it until a teacher talked me out of it.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever been considered a chef-level cook.

[chris191070]

Yeah, that's my job.  

Never have I ever been a priest

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever been a psychologist.