CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Albert1434]

15 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Luckily Bertie lives outside the reaches of your tax collectors. 

Aloha Captain Spike

[Drew Espinosa]

17 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Luckily Bertie lives outside the reaches of your tax collectors. 

All other 49 states are vassals of the Texan Empire, and as such are expected to pay their fair share of taxes.  

[Headstall]

26 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

All other 49 states are vassals of the Texan Empire, and as such are expected to pay their fair share of taxes.  

I live in a province.  

[clochette]

9 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Did any of you send me something in the mail?

According to the Post Office, I am getting a large parcel and I have no idea what it is. A big package (stop it) and it weighs 5kg. Damn thing is a week away from delivery. I can’t last that long, I need to know.

My sister thinks it could be the long lost tea maker but I have been fooled before…

Oh that's probably the camembert I mailed you a few weeks ago   hold on to your boxer shorts cause the smell could probably peel wallpaper off 

Edited September 27, 2022 by clochette

[clochette]

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I provide solutions after the deadline so they can compare their work to the correct answer.  

Oh cause you actually think we care ?  so innocent of you

Edited September 27, 2022 by clochette

[Drew Espinosa]

21 minutes ago, Headstall said:

I live in a province.  

Don't worry, I'll annex Canada soon enough.  

[Headstall]

25 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Don't worry, I'll annex Canada soon enough.  

You do not meet Canada's standards, tyrant.  

[Albert1434]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

All other 49 states are vassals of the Texan Empire, and as such are expected to pay their fair share of taxes.  

Drew your so ill

[Albert1434]

I am building a 20 foot tall brick wall around Texas and filling it with water. I just hope you cant swim!

[Drew Espinosa]

34 minutes ago, Headstall said:

You do not meet Canada's standards, tyrant.  

Ted Cruz, who is Canadian, just told me that I do meet Canada's standards.  

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

I am building a 20 foot tall brick wall around Texas and filling it with water.

What did @spike382 ever do to you?!

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Ted Cruz, who is Canadian, just told me that I do meet Canada's standards.  

You need the approval of Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau. Which then needs to be ratified by Celine Dion, Connor Jessup, and Gordie Howe. 

[clochette]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What did @spike382 ever do to you?!

Spike gets an inflatable boat 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Justin Trudeau. Which then needs to be ratified by Celine Dion, Connor Jessup, and Gordie Howe. 

They don't matter since they're not Texans.

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

Spike gets an inflatable boat 

But his home would still be flooded!

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

Spike gets an inflatable boat 

Better make it a houseboat. 

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Better make it a houseboat. 

But none for his neighbors? Y'all are so cruel!

[Bucket1]

7 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

So did you get your package Bucket?

Not yet, the mystery still remains…

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Can You Spot the Nose-Less Jack-o'-Lantern? Nope that's Drew!

Second from the right, fifth row down.

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

All other 49 states are vassals of the Texan Empire, and as such are expected to pay their fair share of taxes.  

 

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

I live in a province.  

Pennsylvania is technically a commonwealth.

[dughlas]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Don't worry, I'll annex Canada soon enough.  

They already have a monarch as head of state they don't need another.

[dughlas]

24 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

You need the approval of Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau. Which then needs to be ratified by Celine Dion, Connor Jessup, and Gordie Howe. 

You forgot Justin Bieber...

[Bucket1]

3 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Pennsylvania is technically a commonwealth.

So is Australia 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Pennsylvania is technically a commonwealth.

I don't care about technicalities.

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

They already have a monarch as head of state they don't need another.

Time to overthrow the Mountbatten-Windsors...

[Dodger]

Hi everyone (Gary, Drew, Clo, Page, Bucket, Dughlas, Albert, and anyone else). Hope you're all well and up to no good.