CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

I never target trans people.

[Page Scrawler]

8 hours ago, raven1 said:

Hi Page!  Love the story about Max.  He sure is growing fast!  It seems like he may be ahead of his mates, but for Morgan's and your sakes I hope he puts off puberty for a long while.

Yeah, kids grow up faster than you think. There's not much anyone can do if Max suddenly hits puberty; if it happens, it happens. But, I agree with you; I hope that Max stays as a kid for a few more years, so we can snuggle on the sofa, and bake cookies at midnight, and share conversations about how our day went. Since Uncle Mickey grew up and started college, he hasn't been around as often, and I missed that friendship. I'd like at least three more years before Max enters the moody, reclusive stage and doesn't want to spend time with his parents anymore, but I'll settle for two years.

[Page Scrawler]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

That’s a Dad joke fit for Page  

I probably would have said it first, if I'd been around. 

[Drew Espinosa]

There's a lot that can be said about my reign as God-and-Emperor, but at least I've never been indicted...

[Albert1434]

Tonight we had for dinner

Shrimp Campanelle Primavera with zucchini and Parmesan cheese

[Albert1434]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

There's a lot that can be said about my reign as God-and-Emperor, but at least I've never been indicted...

At least you mean so far!

[clochette]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

There's a lot that can be said about my reign as God-and-Emperor, but at least I've never been indicted...

Never too late

[Drew Espinosa]

12 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

At least you mean so far!

 

12 minutes ago, clochette said:

Never too late

I've never done anything that would warrant an indictment.

[clochette]

37 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I've never done anything that would warrant an indictment.

 the list of your crimes is as long, if not longer, than the one of your herd members

[Drew Espinosa]

49 minutes ago, clochette said:

 the list of your crimes is as long

What crimes have I committed?  

Spoiler

@spike382 is not allowed to answer.  

 

[Albert1434]

38 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What crimes have I committed?  

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@spike382 is not allowed to answer.  

 

Where to start!

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What crimes have I committed?  

  Hide contents

@spike382 is not allowed to answer.  

 

What?  You don' t want me to bring up more inconvenient facts? 

 

[Headstall]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

What?  You don' t want me to bring up more inconvenient facts? 

 

Maybe we need to subpoena you.    

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Maybe we need to subpoena you.    

It is illegal to subpoena the God-and-Emperor or any witness that is against him.  

Edited June 9, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

What?  You don' t want me to bring up more lies? 

Fixed it for you.  

[spike382]

14 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fixed it for you.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

[clochette]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What crimes have I committed?  

  Hide contents

@spike382 is not allowed to answer.  

 

Turtles, frogs, dolphins, whales, biodiversity in general, people from dozen of cities around the world, even planets  is that enough or should I go on? 🤔

[raven1]

7 minutes ago, clochette said:

Turtles, frogs, dolphins, whales, biodiversity in general, people from dozen of cities around the world, even planets  is that enough or should I go on? 🤔

If you did that Clo, it would take you longer than Drew took to list all his herd.  I think limiting the list to just the big things are enough to prove Drew's guilt.  😜

[Drew Espinosa]

33 minutes ago, clochette said:

Turtles, frogs, dolphins, whales, biodiversity in general

Animals are crimes?  Since when?  

34 minutes ago, clochette said:

people

People as well?  

34 minutes ago, clochette said:

planets

Planets too? Sis, what are you smoking?  Oh wait... did the smoke from the Canadian fires finally reach France? 

[Drew Espinosa]

26 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I think limiting the list to just the big things are enough to prove Drew's guilt.  😜

Listing the names of a bunch of animals does not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am guilty of anything.  

[Mancunian]

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

There's a lot that can be said about my reign as God-and-Emperor, but at least I've never been indicted...

Yet 

[Mancunian]

7 hours ago, clochette said:

 the list of your crimes is as long, if not longer, than the one of your herd members

That list is longer than he is tall 

[Bucket1]

52 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

did the smoke from the Canadian fires finally reach France? 

It’s got to Norway according to the news…

[Mancunian]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It is illegal to subpoena the God-and-Emperor or any witness that is against him.  

Only in your kangaroo court