CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

Khaotung is a bitch.

[spike382]

2 hours ago, bignick said:

"Spike... S'up?"

"Moshi Moshi Froggy"

"And people say you're not romantic"

"That's a casual Japanese hello you goofball"

"They're right. You're not!"

Try keeping up, slowpoke. 

I kept up just fine, your conversation was confusing and basically one-sided.

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Khaotung is a bitch.

[Drew Espinosa]

55 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Instead of slapping yourself, you should apologize to Khaotung.

[spike382]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Instead of slapping yourself, you should apologize to Khaotung.

I slapped you, bitch. 

[bignick]

7 hours ago, spike382 said:

I kept up just fine, your conversation was confusing and basically one-sided.

Was it now? 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 hours ago, spike382 said:

I slapped that bitch, Khaotung!

First needs to give you an ass-beating!

 

[bignick]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Instead of slapping yourself, you should apologize to Khaotung.

3 hours ago, spike382 said:

I slapped you, bitch. 

Lady and gentlemen, place your bets. 

[Bucket1]

Survived the 41C max today 

Tomorrow promises to be a warm but tolerable 33C  

[spike382]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I want Force to give me an ass-beating!

That’s… well whatever you’re into I guess… 👀

Edited March 6, 2025 by spike382

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Headstall]

Hi!  

[spike382]

9 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha All

 

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

Hi!  

[clochette]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

First needs to give you an ass-beating!

 

Isn't it your job?

[clochette]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Survived the 41C max today 

Tomorrow promises to be a warm but tolerable 33C  

Enjoy it while it last Spring is starting to show up here. It's light freeze in the morning but a nice 16°C in the afternoon (but a bitch to dress for )

[clochette]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

 

You're into dad jokes now?

[Albert1434]

Joke of the day!

A man is driving through the countryside when his car suddenly breaks down in front of a monastery. As luck would have it, a monk sees him struggling and offers help. They push the car into the monastery courtyard, and the monks invite the man to stay for dinner and the night.

Grateful, the man sits down to a delicious meal in the grand dining hall. As night falls, he is shown to a cozy room to sleep in. But just as he’s drifting off, he hears a strange noise. It’s unlike anything he’s ever heard—haunting, melodic, yet utterly mysterious.

The next morning, over breakfast, he asks the monks, “What was that sound I heard last night? It was... beautiful, but so strange.”

The head monk replies with a gentle smile, “Ah, you heard the sound, but I’m afraid I can’t tell you what it is. You’re not a monk.”

The man’s curiosity is piqued, but he doesn’t press further. Once his car is repaired, he thanks the monks and goes on his way.

Years later, the same man happens to be driving through the countryside again, and wouldn’t you know it, his car breaks down in the exact same spot. He’s once again welcomed into the monastery with open arms. That night, as he lies in bed, he hears the strange, enchanting noise once more. It’s even more captivating than he remembered.

The next morning, he asks the monks again, “Please, you’ve got to tell me—what is that sound?”

The head monk repeats, “I’m sorry, but I cannot tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man can’t let it go this time. “Then how do I become a monk?” he asks.

The head monk strokes his beard and says, “It’s not easy. To become a monk, you must travel the earth and count every single blade of grass and every grain of sand. Only then will you be worthy of knowing the secret.”

Determined, the man sets out on this monumental task. For years, he journeys across deserts, plains, mountains, and beaches, counting every blade of grass and grain of sand he encounters. After a lifetime of dedication, he finally returns to the monastery and presents his findings.

“I have done it,” he says, exhausted but triumphant. “There are 371,678,914,251 blades of grass and 231,299,761,349,292 grains of sand on Earth.”

The head monk nods solemnly. “Congratulations. You are now worthy of knowing the secret. Follow me.”

He leads the man to a massive, ancient wooden door with gold inlays. “The sound you seek lies beyond this door,” the monk says, handing the man an ornate golden key.

Trembling with anticipation, the man unlocks the door. Behind it is another door, even larger and more ornate. The monk hands him another key. The man unlocks the second door, only to find yet another door behind it. This process repeats—door after door, key after key—until finally, the man reaches a tiny, unassuming wooden door.

“This is it,” the monk says. “The final door.”

The man’s hands shake as he turns the last key. Slowly, he pushes the door open to discover the source of the mysterious sound.

And you know what it was?

…I can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

Edited March 6, 2025 by Albert1434

[bignick]

51 minutes ago, clochette said:

Isn't it your job?

Maybe in his dreams.

49 minutes ago, clochette said:

Enjoy it while it last Spring is starting to show up here. It's light freeze in the morning but a nice 16°C in the afternoon (but a bitch to dress for )

Undressing is always the best option. Just saying. 

[bignick]

53 minutes ago, clochette said:

You're into dad jokes now?

I think it's time for an intervention. 

46 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

…I can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

Too late. He's beyond help. 

[spike382]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

Isn't it your job?

[spike382]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

You're into dad jokes now?

It’s a GIF, it’s cute. 

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, bignick said:

I think it's time for an intervention.

[Drew Espinosa]

5 hours ago, spike382 said:

I fantasize about Force and Drew every night 

You're a bigger pervert than @clochette. 

 

Edited March 6, 2025 by Drew Espinosa

[spike382]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I fantasize about Force drilling  every night.

Babe, stop perving out. 

[bignick]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You're a bigger pervert than @clochette. 

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

Babe, stop perving out. 

Can't you ask something easier? Like world peace?