CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

He looks familiar. Ask him to turn around, I need to check for a birthmark.

Not necessary, bro. He has none.  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

Uhm, you weren't exactly exonerated, you were simply not charged with the many criminal acts you've performed.

*high fives WQ* 

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

A birthmark or a bitemark? 🤨

I might have left a mark.  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Marty said:

Howya, Page! 

 

Hi, Marty.  

[clochette]

5 minutes ago, Headstall said:

I might have left a mark.  

I thought dentures didn't

[Albert1434]

32 minutes ago, clochette said:

I thought dentures didn't

You have no Idea

[Marty]

50 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Hi, Marty.  

Hey, Gary.

[Albert1434]

Aloha Marty

[Marty]

G'day, Albert.

(And goodnight, all)

[Albert1434]

Well we had KoKo Brown beer from Hawaii with dinner

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Marty said:

G'day, Albert.

(And goodnight, all)

Night, Marty.  

[Page Scrawler]

3 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

That so funny I hear a nuke in your future 

I'm not afraid of the little tyrant.   

[BabyXander1990]

Just finished watching the All-Star Race...what a finish...

[BabyXander1990]

13 hours ago, dughlas said:

And disadvantages ...

Lets see...being old....achy back, achy legs...no sex drive...no thanks...

[BabyXander1990]

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Well we had KoKo Brown beer from Hawaii with dinner

I'm tired... I thought I read KoKo Brown BEAR for dinner....

[Albert1434]

I thought you might like this picture

[Timothy M.]

11 hours ago, Headstall said:

Hey, Kitt.   I know why I have my fear... so I shouldn't call it irrational, but it is deep seated and real. Besides, I've woken up with spider bites that hurt for days and days, and look awful, so If I see one, he's history.  

If you have spiders which bite, then I guess you're justified in killing them. You'll note I only talked about European spiders, which don't cause any harm to humans as far as I know.

7 hours ago, CassieQ said:

Why do some people have an irrational hatred of Listerine?  Who knows?

But I don't go around smashing bottles of mouth wash. And like I said, I can totally understand fearing or hating spiders, just not to the point of killing them in Europe.

[Timothy M.]

12 hours ago, clochette said:

It was past 1am, everyone was sleeping. And yes, I'm not proud to kill spiders but I have an unreasonable fear of them so I do when I can't do otherwise. I did not do it for the pleasure or by cruelty or just because. 

Fair enough - I can totally understand such an argument. I mainly reacted to you 'bragging' about killing a spider, like it was a good thing.  

[CassieQ]

21 minutes ago, Timothy M. said:

But I don't go around smashing bottles of mouth wash.

I wouldn't put it past you, TBH.  

[Timothy M.]

4 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I wouldn't put it past you, TBH.  

Who, me ?   No, no, in spite of being a Dane, I'm a law abiding citizen. I only rant about it and refuse to read, like or comment on any story where it's used.  

[Page Scrawler]

15 minutes ago, Timothy M. said:

Who, me ?   No, no, in spite of being a Dane, I'm a law abiding citizen. I only rant about it and refuse to read, like or comment on any story where it's used.  

What's wrong with Listerine?     You probably have a SATW comic to explain, don't you....

[Kitt]

53 minutes ago, Timothy M. said:

Who, me ?   No, no, in spite of being a Dane, I'm a law abiding citizen. I only rant about it and refuse to read, like or comment on any story where it's used.  

I use Listerine all the time. Its great for clearing up a condition called rain rot in horses. Long periods of wet weather can cause a fungal infection.

[Timothy M.]

1 hour ago, Kitt said:

I use Listerine all the time. Its great for clearing up a condition called rain rot in horses. Long periods of wet weather can cause a fungal infection.

Much more sensible than humans using it for mouthwash  

2 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

What's wrong with Listerine?     You probably have a SATW comic to explain, don't you....

No, sadly not. This is a pet hate of mine. Nothing wrong with Listerine if used like Kitt does. But mouthwash is a marketing hoax and halitosis was invented by Listerine in order to sell their product. Brushing your teeth (and tongue) and flossing are the best way to promote good mouth hygiene and avoid bad breath. Or use sugar free mint or chewing gum.
(I also sent you a longer PM on the topic. This is what happens when you say the L word or the M word to me.)

Edited May 19, 2019 by Timothy M.

[Drew Espinosa]

It's nearly two in the morning in Texas, and I'm still up. What to do?

Oh, I know!

8 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Well, assuming Drew is around, then probably a bitemark.    

<Nukes Page>

 

[Timothy M.]

29 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's nearly two in the morning in Texas, and I'm still up. What to do?

Off to bed with you, Drewbear. Sleep well and have some naughty nice dreams.  

Or you could catch up on Rob and Co in my Prompt story  

Edited May 19, 2019 by Timothy M.