House of Cards: Renewal

[Drew Espinosa]

Messing with Spikey is so fun! 

And that isn't the same thing as trolling him.  

[spike382]

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

He didn't confess to the police, so it doesn't count.  

That isn't  necessarily how "official" confessions work. 

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Trolling Spikey is so fun! 

See you just admitted it again!

[Drew Espinosa]

29 minutes ago, spike382 said:

That isn't  necessarily how "official" confessions work. 

He's an old man, as his defense lawyer I'd argue that he's too senile to make a confession of any kind.  

[Drew Espinosa]

30 minutes ago, spike382 said:

See you just admitted it again!

I clearly did not, actually.  

[chris191070]

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I clearly did not, actually.  

[spike382]

15 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

He's an old man, as his defense lawyer I'd argue that he's too senile to make a confession of any kind.  

Oh so you're also taken in by his pathetically transparent con?

[spike382]

15 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I clearly did not, actually.  

Drewth. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, spike382 said:

Oh so you're also taken in by his pathetically transparent con?

Even the accused are entitled to a defense.  #InnocentUntilProvenGuilty

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

I preferred it when you were too preoccupied with handling your equipment instead of pestering me.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

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[spike382]

13 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Even the accused are entitled to a defense.  #InnocentUntilProvenGuilty

I've seen his handy work, he's guilty as fuck.  

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[Headstall]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

@spike382 is being a wimp.

Are you guys roleplaying again?  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

Are you guys roleplaying again?  

[Headstall]

3 hours ago, spike382 said:

Don't you start with the fake shipping either. 

Pffft!  

[Drew Espinosa]

27 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I've seen his handy work, he's guilty as fuck.  

Then, it's a good thing that you're not on the jury.  

[Headstall]

3 hours ago, spike382 said:

Yup... more roleplaying.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

Pffft!  

Your halo is sooo fake, Handsome.  

[Headstall]

43 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I preferred it when you were too preoccupied with handling your equipment instead of pestering me.  

Oh... really?  

[Headstall]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Your halo is sooo fake, Handsome.  

24 carat, sunshine.  

[spike382]

9 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Then, it's a good thing that you're not on the jury.  

It's a good thing you're not a licensed attorney anywhere. 

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Oh... really?  

Stop turning my completely innocent statement into something dirty, pervert!  

5 minutes ago, Headstall said:

24 carat, sunshine.  

Of bullshit? Sure...  

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Yup... more roleplaying.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

It's a good thing you're not a licensed attorney anywhere. 

But he's incredibly wealthy, so he can hire the best defense lawyers out there!  Which means he'll be found not guilty!