Cell Division
Mitosis is when cells divide,
or multiply, I must confide
I get confused just which they mean,
biologists who can't decide.
Is there some chemical or gene,
or chromosomes that drank caffeine,
which split an unsuspecting cell
in twain, where there was one serene?
Now if mitosis works too well,
the numbers of your cells would swell;
your toeses would balloon in size,
till apoptosis they befell;
That is when cells meet their demise,
unless they mate or fraternize,
becoming one