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If you haven't already, you may be interested in reading the thread D*mn British Influence.

 

:lol: Thanks for the link MikeL. Well you all have certainly been missing Dom. Well to my neighbours to the south, I say keep using the Queens English if you feel that it will put a little flavour in your writing. Commonwealth spelling looks better on a page. :P .

 

Cheers,

MJ

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If you haven't already, you may be interested in reading the thread D*mn British Influence.

 

Hmmm I'm wondering if I should now feel insulted.

 

Well this forum requires a little colour to it, and without causing any offence, there will be no need to come to my defence concerning my favourite topic that I like to discuss with my neighbours across the paddling pool.

 

I can see Sharon right now eyeing the red eye shadow brush in anticipation of correcting my grandma, scribblings and puntuation (sic).

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Hmmm I'm wondering if I should now feel insulted.

 

Well this forum requires a little colour to it, and without causing any offence, there will be no need to come to my defence concerning my favourite topic that I like to discuss with my neighbours across the paddling pool.

 

I can see Sharon right now eyeing the red eye shadow brush in anticipation of correcting my grandma, scribblings and puntuation (sic).

These are a few of my favorite words. :whistle:

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I'm somewhat surprised you managed that post without the word 'towards' slipping in a few times. :P

 

'She who welds the red pen'

I'm sure he managed it only by keeping his eyes towards the goal at hand ;)

 

LOL, J/K adding that "s" drives me crazy as well! Especially when people say "anyways". :wacko:

 

In other news I've been having to resist the "s" vs "z" thing, especially where "criticize/criticise" is concerned...but of course I knew that I surely would be if I did that :boy: *looks suspiciously at Sharon*

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I'm sure he managed it only by keeping his eyes towards the goal at hand ;)

 

Onwards and upwards we go towards that labour of love that magasines publish polemics on.

 

LOL, J/K adding that "s" drives me crazy as well! Especially when people say "anyways". :wacko:

 

I abhor the Australian use of 'youse', but strangely enough, if it is someone from Ireland, I don't have a problem.

 

In other news I've been having to resist the "s" vs "z" thing, especially where "criticize/criticise" is concerned...but of course I knew that I surely would be if I did that :boy: *looks suspiciously at Sharon*

 

Damn, you just spoilt (spoiled?) my fun.

 

Dear Miss HB Pencil,

 

I would like your advice on whether I should advise people on the correct pronounciation of brown trousers. All self respecting peeps know it should be uttered as brine trysers.

 

Yours most efficasiously,

 

A. Wordsmith

 

I wonder how we'd be if the 'great vowel shift' had never happened. In fact it must have been extremely disconcerting to go to bed on a Friday night (oops), wake up on Monday morning and find ones vowel had shifted.

 

 

Hmmm 'welds' or 'wields'? :P

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Damn, you just spoilt (spoiled?) my fun.

 

 

Hmmm 'welds' or 'wields'? :P

 

 

First thing, *pulls out editors hat and puts authors hat aside* it's spoiled unless you want to come off snobish.

And it's wields. Welds means something entirerly different. *puts aside editors hat* *puts on dom fan hat*

Now, back to the subject. Where's Dom? And is he okay? That is my questions. We miss him.

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First thing, *pulls out editors hat and puts authors hat aside* it's spoiled unless you want to come off snobish.

And it's wields. Welds means something entirerly different. *puts aside editors hat* *puts on dom fan hat*

Now, back to the subject. Where's Dom? And is he okay? That is my questions. We miss him.

I miss Dom too. I can understand taking time away from writing, but it would be nice to know how he is. I'm sure others feel the same way I do. :(

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First thing, *pulls out editors hat and puts authors hat aside* it's spoiled unless you want to come off snobish.

 

Sweetie, bodgy's not snobish...just British. I can see how you would confuse the two. :rolleyes:

 

Newbies...got to love them, not allowed to scare them. ^_^

 

Sharon (who thinks they really need to adjust that rule)

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Sweetie, bodgy's not snobish...just British. I can see how you would confuse the two. :rolleyes:

 

 

Moi? Snobbish? Au contraire mon ami etranger . :P

 

Dons plus-fours, deerstalker hat, meersham pipe, sticks nose in air,plum (3 off) in mithe, treads on pleb in street on way to purchasing a spot of hot water infused with a soupcon of Camellia Sinensis. (My apologies for nicking a line from Ren

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Sad to say, :( but it looks like Dom is another of the good young writers who just fade away. I doubt he would do it intentionaly...s--t just happens..and he is young....hopefully in love and having a great time.

Sigh..... :( we will have to find some other great author

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Hi,

I miss Dom's stories I hope he starts writing again soon. Were is he a life guard at?

Andy

I think he's actually a roofer or in some other construction trade...reportedly in the Denver area. He used to release chapters more frequently in the winter months when his "day job" slacked off.

 

Sadly, I think we may have lost Dom. He was so consistent and dependable in his writing. Something more important and/or time-consuming has taken him away.

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Dons plus-fours, deerstalker hat, meersham pipe, sticks nose in air,plum (3 off) in mithe, treads on pleb in street on way to purchasing a spot of hot water infused with a soupcon of Camellia Sinensis.

 

I have absolutly No Idea what was said here. And, for some reason, I feel as if I should be grateful.

 

 

I miss Dom! I havent been on here in a while cause my new obsession, "Gaiaonline" has taken up most of my free time. I would most definatly rather be reading a new chappy.

 

 

Hmmm... no one seemed to like my idea of sending Dom a dollar as "incentive" to give us a new chapter.

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I have absolutly No Idea what was said here. And, for some reason, I feel as if I should be grateful.

 

Well we can't have that possum :P

 

To help you feel ungrateful, let me elucidate.

 

 

Dons plus-fours : Puts on a type of trousers that all British upper class twits allegedly wear.

 

deerstalker hat : A type of hat that has flaps that fall down and keep the ears warm - often warn by the above.

 

meersham pipe: A pipe for smoking that looks a little like a crotchet gone wrong - Sherlock Holmes is often depicted smoking one. Again supposedly used by the above type personages.

 

sticks nose in air: The mark of an upper class twit.

 

plum (3 off) in mithe: Mithe - posh way of saying MOUTH, plums help to pronInce trysers and bryne in the fashion that one edufemucated people do.

 

A pleb : From the Latin Plebian - a worthless slave being.

 

A spot of hot water: Stolen from the Asterix the Gaul books that take the piss out of Englishmen and their afternoon tea breaks.

 

soupcon: A small amount, a dash of.

 

Camellia Sinensis: The biological name for Tea.

 

See you feel so much more ungrateful now. :wizard:

 

Did you know that 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 123,45,678,987,654,321?

 

How many numbers do you have to count through before finding the first one that has an 'A' in it?

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How many numbers do you have to count through before finding the first one that has an 'A' in it?

8...spelled "Ate". :P

 

I think the number you are looking for is 1,000 (one thousand).

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